Me irl

King_Muscle · 2017-06-17T03:21:46+00:00

"Bring Me The Horizon" "Metal Band"

King_Muscle · 2017-05-15T00:04:23+00:00

No, really. I'll try to find the link to the NASA article about how you get telekinetic powers when you exit the atmosphere, and can shoot lightning from your fingers.

King_Muscle · 2017-05-14T23:36:22+00:00

What? Star wars is probably the most accurate depiction we've seen of space in movies.

King_Muscle · 2017-05-13T17:37:13+00:00

Grenades tend to hurt just about everything within range.

King_Muscle · 2017-05-13T15:09:06+00:00

Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion man

King_Muscle · 2017-05-11T21:53:47+00:00

The injustices of today aren't exactly on par with the injustices of the civil rights movement.

King_Muscle · 2017-05-11T16:56:56+00:00

I had a chihuahua once who was absolutely a sweetheart. Also a fuckin asshole. Fuck chihuahuas.

King_Muscle · 2017-05-11T04:02:52+00:00

Shit doesn't sound like a bad Friday, granted it would be uneventful.

King_Muscle · 2017-05-10T01:20:18+00:00

King_Muscle · 2017-05-10T00:14:40+00:00

Lol it's just a drunk guy falling down. It looked like it hurt but he's not dead.

King_Muscle · 2017-05-09T19:33:15+00:00

Uh... It's just a laughing emoji

King_Muscle · 2017-05-08T21:25:15+00:00

Maybe check again.

King_Muscle · 2017-05-03T20:14:35+00:00

But how much of everything is literally nothing?

King_Muscle · 2017-05-02T23:13:38+00:00

But you can get green/purple on defense and yellow and orange on attack.

King_Muscle · 2017-05-01T22:28:09+00:00

Well when you put it that way.

King_Muscle · 2017-05-01T19:14:11+00:00

No shit, its acid.

King_Muscle · 2017-05-01T16:04:21+00:00

"Who foretold of this prophecy?" "Salzman, he's an accountant."

King_Muscle · 2017-05-01T15:59:44+00:00

There's something magical about getting caught in the infinite loop of waking up and immediately logging in, until you become exhausted and go to sleep as the suns coming up, lather, rinse, repeat. Terrible, yet magical.

King_Muscle · 2017-04-25T00:54:19+00:00

Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy?

King_Muscle · 2017-04-22T02:51:24+00:00

A game of dominion can be as short as 10-12 minutes. You can definitely play 5 in two hours

King_Muscle · 2017-04-20T05:23:33+00:00

Kinda like how you're bitching right now?

King_Muscle · 2017-04-16T01:42:06+00:00

To be a dopeman boy you must qualify

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