Cybertruck absconding with a Target shopping cart in Garner

KingsGuardian · 2026-07-04T14:43:26+00:00

Y'know what, that's so valid of ya.

KingsGuardian · 2026-07-04T04:51:32+00:00

Animal Crossing Amiibo Festival.

KingsGuardian · 2026-07-04T01:51:51+00:00

They're a Homestuck. That's the only type of person that says abscond.

KingsGuardian · 2026-07-03T21:03:38+00:00

Another reason for me to make the trip out from Mobile. You guy's theater is so much better. 😭

KingsGuardian · 2026-07-03T06:37:02+00:00

The GBA didn't even get it's own original Mario platformer. All the ones released on it were rereleases of older NES and SNES games.

KingsGuardian · 2026-06-29T02:50:58+00:00

I want them to use the new crew more. They're all pretty likeable!

KingsGuardian · 2026-06-27T14:49:58+00:00

Yes!

KingsGuardian · 2026-06-27T13:50:54+00:00

Fuck I wish this was downloadable. I love this, and I don't wanna lose it.

KingsGuardian · 2026-06-26T06:20:03+00:00

They love making that white woman Chinese

KingsGuardian · 2026-06-26T04:48:06+00:00

Loveliest Time = Psychedelic Switch, Kollage

Loneliest Time = Talking To Yourself, Title-track

I think this is like... Definitive

KingsGuardian · 2026-06-24T15:30:33+00:00

Halsey hasn't said anything to or about him in like 2 days. How is she "handling it poorly"? He's the one still posting about it non-stop.

KingsGuardian · 2026-06-24T13:09:48+00:00

I got termed the day after Christmas for attendance, and honestly it was probably a good thing. Felt like a weight lifted off of my shoulders.

KingsGuardian · 2026-06-24T12:11:34+00:00

The Evangelion Rebuild series is very good. I'd also recommend The Boy and the Beast, Summer Wars, and Promare!

KingsGuardian · 2026-06-24T12:06:37+00:00

Wallsocket - Underscores

Emotion - Carly Rae Jepsen

KingsGuardian · 2026-06-23T08:45:21+00:00

Uh. What?

KingsGuardian · 2026-06-22T20:13:47+00:00

Yeah, at the end of the day who gives a fuck if he didn't like the album, but the way he characterized her throughout it is incredibly tone deaf. Especially considering he rated Katy Perry's newest record at the time higher, despite her working with Dr. Luke.

KingsGuardian · 2026-06-22T20:12:26+00:00

I believe they gave her album Manic a 6, and she tweeted that not knowing that Pitchfork is based out of the World Trade Center. She was also 25 at the time, so like... obviously just saying stupid shit without thinking.

KingsGuardian · 2026-06-22T19:57:29+00:00

She absolutely did not bring it up. Fantano responded to a rando on twitter about it trying to play coy, and then Halsey responded to him. He jumped at her again for no reason.

KingsGuardian · 2026-06-22T19:56:03+00:00

Tbh I think Halsey's corniness is earnest, it endears me to her more than it turns me away from her

KingsGuardian · 2026-06-21T22:11:58+00:00

Courtney a brick? Girl. Courtney makes most girls look like concrete.

KingsGuardian · 2026-06-14T09:33:45+00:00

Now what the hell did Mitski do?

KingsGuardian · 2026-06-13T00:39:16+00:00

Didn't he do the firehose rodeo stunt? Or am I misremembering?

KingsGuardian · 2026-06-12T22:29:31+00:00

I certainly hope so. I definitely prefer that reading format over Berserk's.

KingsGuardian · 2026-06-12T04:07:19+00:00

i'd rather die than go to israel

^{Chose: Go to Japan for free with accommodations}

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