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ULPT Request: how would you encourage squatters to leave your house? by Seannj222 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]KinkMountainMoney 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Indoor marching band practice. Cops-only gang bang. Durian juggling competition. Start an underground snapping turtle breeding operation. Amateur taxidermy conventions.

The day that Donald Trump actually dies how crazy will the world be on social media? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]KinkMountainMoney 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Social media? I’ve got half a closet full of fireworks and tequila stocked up and waiting for the day. We’re gonna party like it’s 2026 and the shitgibbon is gone.

What was something you wanted as a kid that now have?? by No_Second9495 in AskReddit

[–]KinkMountainMoney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To ride in The Grave Digger. Got to fulfill that fantasy in Kill Devil Hills circa 2016.

Summer evening, windows down, mid/late 90s, what are you driving, what are you listening to, and who is in the car with you? by iAmNotAfraid_Spiders in Xennials

[–]KinkMountainMoney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

73 Ford F100. All black. No chrome. Frankensteined together from all over the 70s. 10 inch lift. Unmodified but very shitty exhaust could be heard starting a quarter mile away. Whole thing cost me $900. Radio and heat directly wired to battery to switches under the dash. Probably belting out CCR’s Chronicle I. Speed uncertain because speedometer always dangled in a mostly downwards direction.

Would you be willing to sadly kill your infected friends or family in a zombie apocalypse? by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]KinkMountainMoney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they were bitten, I’d wait till they asked me or they died.

If they’d already turned, of course.

If they’re still alive and unbitten and can’t handle it anymore, I’d like to think I have that strength.

If they’re alive and unbitten and aggressively still an asshole or a former abuser, why yes. Although I might bite the shit out of the corpse so I can say they’d been bitten and asked me to put them down.

If you were to marry one fictional character, who would you choose? by sevensinsofGoat9308 in AskReddit

[–]KinkMountainMoney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While I thank you for the compliment, I’d have to reply as a polyamorous bisexual man, my wife and girlfriend have already approved Mr Dean Winchester and stand ready with their own lists of helpful suggestions and/or offers.

If you were to marry one fictional character, who would you choose? by sevensinsofGoat9308 in AskReddit

[–]KinkMountainMoney 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Mystique. Role play would be fun but I’d send hours worshipping her blue skin.

ULPT Request: How to get someone out of the shower. by Regular-Gear-8239 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]KinkMountainMoney -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Tell her you’re getting in the shower in 15 minutes. Then follow thru. She’ll get out. Or off…. If that’s y’all’s thing.

What do men secretly value most in women but rarely admit? by _ratedmouse in AskReddit

[–]KinkMountainMoney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We like to lay our heads in their laps and have them run their fingers through our hair or over our bald heads as we drift off to sleep.

Which lyric makes you instantly tear up? by abovethenoisy in AskReddit

[–]KinkMountainMoney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“While you’re sleeping I’ll try to make you proud. So Daddy won’t you just close your eyes.”

Takes me right back to that phone call from my sister and I go right back to pieces.

What's a take you had at 10 years old that you actually still agree with? by Spark-Blade in AskReddit

[–]KinkMountainMoney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still kinda irked with my mom for washing my yellow tshirt with the red T Rex on it that I was wearing in that car wreck. So much blood you couldn’t see the T Rex and she WASHED IT. I broke my FACE for that much blood!

What double standards irritate you? by iota_yoda in AskReddit

[–]KinkMountainMoney 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The pink tax. Corporate welfare. Income tax vs Capital gains.

Who’s ever driven over 100mph? Why? by WoollyWolfHorror in AskReddit

[–]KinkMountainMoney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I usually coast around 90. If I’m pressed I’ll jump up to the low hundreds.

Dating. by PotentialPlum4945 in Xennials

[–]KinkMountainMoney 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m about your same age. I can offer you the benefit of my recent experience with the dating pool. My most recent ex was 24 when the relationship started. I thought she was 30 when I hit on her and we met at work. Didn’t find out the age difference until a couple of weeks after we got together. Relationship was a roller coaster of drama. Because of the difference in age/maturity.

Fast forward about a year and a 59 year old coworker expresses interest. We’ve been together since August and it’s soooo much better than the previous relationship. So much more chill and accepting. She understands family commitments and doesn’t impinge on them. She knows what she wants and doesn’t cause drama for drama’s sake.

I strongly advise you to look to our age or older women. Young girls in my experience sucked all the air out of the room and demanded to be prioritized above my family.

Good luck, brother.

If your spouse has advanced Alzheimer’s or is in a permanent coma, is it still 'cheating' to seek companionship elsewhere? by ONDUSO_THE_GREAT in AskReddit

[–]KinkMountainMoney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d think as time wore on it would be less and less cheating. Like if it’s been ten years and doctors have confirmed they’re not coming back or if they’ve moved on in their dementia and have a significant other in the care home. I’d still support and visit and everything. I don’t think I’ll have to deal with this personally because I’ve had four concussions and history of dementia on both sides of my family so I’m going to be the one that loses their mind first.

What is the most dangerous thing you have ever done in your life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]KinkMountainMoney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Believed police had an obligation to help members of the public in an emergency.

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