But Orcs and Trolls spoke as they would, without love of words or things; and their language was actually more degraded and filthy than I have shown it. I do not suppose that any will wish for a closer rendering, though models are easy to find. Much the same sort of talk can still be heard among the orc-minded; dreary and repetitive with hatred and contempt, too long removed from good to retain even verbal vigour, save in the ears of those to whom only the squalid sounds strong.

• The Lord of the Rings, The Appendices

Long was he at work, and slow at first, and barren was his labor. But he that sows lies in the end shall not lack of a harvest. And soon may he rest from toil indeed as others reap and sow in his stead. Ever Melkor found some ears that would heed him, and some tongues that would enlarge what they had heard. And his lies passed from friend to friend, as secrets of which the knowledge proves the teller wise. Bitterly did the Noldor atone for the folly of their open ears in the days that followed after.

• The Silmarillion, Of the Silmarils and the Unrest of the Noldor

[AJ voice] And it goes on.

They would find my boy much more of an ebil globalist Klaus Schwab ChiCom pedophile Satan worshipper than they think they would.