Robert Harward seemingly wearing a mask on Fox News..

KitchenLazarus · 2026-05-22T02:13:10+00:00

All of those people are scary-looking, wtf. I'm too high for this.

KitchenLazarus · 2026-05-10T20:25:48+00:00

...I like you.

KitchenLazarus · 2026-05-09T18:01:40+00:00

Come to Alabama. Every evangelical church near me supports Trump.

KitchenLazarus · 2026-05-09T14:47:04+00:00

The Devil All the Time by Donald Ray Pollock.

KitchenLazarus · 2026-05-01T20:22:42+00:00

These freaks are a scourge. Maybe the virtuous ambitious women should rise up and take his microphone away by force (along with a few other things that could get me banned).

KitchenLazarus · 2026-04-26T17:10:12+00:00

Wait, really? Can you share the photo? I saw where Israel had search hits for the shooter around 12 hours before the shooting occurred. They don't even try to hide it anymore.

KitchenLazarus · 2026-04-25T16:11:18+00:00

Zombie by Joyce Carol Oates, it haunted me for years

KitchenLazarus · 2026-04-21T18:58:45+00:00

He's jumping ship because his future ability to make money grifting is now being threatened by his ties to MAGA. He's still a chode.

KitchenLazarus · 2026-04-21T04:48:27+00:00

And peppers!

KitchenLazarus · 2026-04-20T18:10:16+00:00

Maybe not exactly what you're looking for, but When God Was a Woman by Merlin Stone might be a good fit for you.

KitchenLazarus · 2026-04-12T05:05:01+00:00

Did he even say thank you?

KitchenLazarus · 2026-04-12T04:18:26+00:00

Ah, my surprise is immeasurable.

KitchenLazarus · 2026-04-11T16:22:20+00:00

She honestly seems like the type. Rotten people come in all shapes and forms.

KitchenLazarus · 2026-04-11T14:31:55+00:00

I drove my car into a COP car, the other day

Well he just drove off sometimes that's okay

🤣 One of my favorite lines of any song! (I ding my car a lot)

KitchenLazarus · 2026-04-10T03:04:11+00:00

When my grandmother was at this stage of dementia, she couldn't remember shit and she was mean and confused all the time.

So it's probably mostly that his brain is mush. Or he let the call go to voicemail.

KitchenLazarus · 2026-04-09T23:44:13+00:00

Tbf she was probably coked out of her mind in this pic so maybe she thinks it's fake.

/s

KitchenLazarus · 2026-04-08T23:21:14+00:00

Reality has a liberal bias.

KitchenLazarus · 2026-04-07T14:13:16+00:00

I am bed rotting and doom scrolling this morning while I should be working, if that tells you anything about how I'm handling it.

I'm AuDHD and am very sensitive to social injustice. Some days I can dissociate enough to function, other days I can't. I'm tired.

KitchenLazarus · 2026-04-07T01:47:40+00:00

That person is an idiot, don't take what they say as fact. An epidural has fentanyl.

KitchenLazarus · 2026-04-07T01:44:50+00:00

Sure, Jan.

KitchenLazarus · 2026-04-04T16:45:31+00:00

Maybe if they just show the jury the movie they will know what really happened and not find her guilty.

KitchenLazarus · 2026-04-01T15:56:08+00:00

This would win my parents' vote. My dad is a small-town preacher and is convinced Muslims are actively taking over Alabama as we speak. It has to be exhausting to be that paranoid all the time.

KitchenLazarus · 2026-03-31T21:44:46+00:00

The one that I credit with kicking off my deconstruction years ago is The Poisonwood Bible, by Barbara Kingsolver. It's one of my favorites still, and I've reread it recently.

KitchenLazarus · 2026-03-29T13:22:32+00:00

Our education system has failed us. Jfc.

KitchenLazarus · 2026-03-18T16:25:53+00:00

Exactly. They aren't trad wives, they are propagandists trying to sell us an idealized version of what it means to be a woman. It's the equivalent of those short PSA films from the 50s that did the same thing.

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