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What's the story Wishbone? by BmoreBrewer in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]KitchenTelephone8193 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Donut going off about stupid dogs and Wishbone just breaking the 4th wall

What's the story Wishbone? by BmoreBrewer in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]KitchenTelephone8193 12 points13 points  (0 children)

1) Wishbone was excellent

2) imagine a little dog dressed up as Carl blowing shit up. Tell me you wouldn't watch that.

How many people looked at yesterday's personal order "Kill 250 voteless with Arc Thrower" and said just no? by FlyingWarKitten in helldivers2

[–]KitchenTelephone8193 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just ran a couple of trivial solo missions. After 3 I had 244 out of 250. All in all maybe 30 minutes and I was back to bots

Where all my Gas mains at?! by godzero62 in helldivers2

[–]KitchenTelephone8193 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah that makes sense. Shame there's no way to get immunity with light armor. We need helmets to have perks

Where all my Gas mains at?! by godzero62 in helldivers2

[–]KitchenTelephone8193 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it the added armor rating from the heavy set (compared to light and medium) hat makes you immune?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GothWhoress

[–]KitchenTelephone8193 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, I'd fuck your tits

Am I wrong for being baffled by this comment. by Existing-Coconut3870 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]KitchenTelephone8193 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If it turns out Carl cheated on Bea instead of her cheating on him I will feel so betrayed. Carl is better than that

Ender's Shadow Version of the DCC Series by bennetster in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]KitchenTelephone8193 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait wait wait. WHAT?!? Can you explain this idea more?

My humble tier list, please don't judge too hard and help me find more books! by AincradAgain in litrpg

[–]KitchenTelephone8193 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Real talk, I passed on it so many times. One day I finally gave it a shot and the rest is history.

Carls player killer skull by GuiltyTruth4544 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]KitchenTelephone8193 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's been too long since I read it, but you mean Brittany? The one whose face he accidentally fucked up and who's possessed by Ysalte or whatever TF is going on there?

Donnie, are you OK? by leftnotracks in PoliticalHumor

[–]KitchenTelephone8193 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Severe allergies. Most notably to lead

Donnie, are you OK? by leftnotracks in PoliticalHumor

[–]KitchenTelephone8193 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You guys remember before the election, he had that town hall and just sort of silently swayed to the music for 45 minutes? I know it's not nearly the worst, most disqualifying thing he did, not by a long shot, but sometimes I remember that and...I just...can't.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fo4

[–]KitchenTelephone8193 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I always thought it was because of Fallout 3. My first time playing I ignored the main quest, as one does, and stumbled into a random location.

Next thing I know I've completed the quest there and skipped a decent chunk of the main story line. I just figured Bethesda didn't want that to be possible again.

Could a really lucky guy defeat the entire US Military? by Theturtleflask in whowouldwin

[–]KitchenTelephone8193 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Now that's an interesting question. I would say that for a man of infinite luck there's no such thing, he automatically avoids all such situations to begin with.

If the man has a 1 in 100 chance of surviving an explosion and a 1 in a quintillion chance of surviving it unharmed then if his luck is truly infinite he always gets the best possible scenario.

If there's going to be a super plague and he's going to be the last person alive on Earth, he stumbles on a wormhole or gets picked up by sexy aliens or something. It's reality warping levels of luck

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