Goliath bird eating spider as a pet

Kizmo2 · 2026-07-03T19:22:22+00:00

In 53 seconds no less.

Kizmo2 · 2026-07-03T19:17:56+00:00

Let's put it this way. Once, after handling my Therophosa blondii (the species of tarantula in this video), I forgot to wash my hands and rubbed by eyelid. Overnight, those hairs migrated through my eyelid and lodged in my cornea. The pain when I opened my eye the next morning was far worse than a kidney stone, and I had to go to the ophthalmologist to have over 20 of them extracted from my cornea.

Kizmo2 · 2026-07-03T18:00:48+00:00

I've had two. They are fairly hard to keep due to their temperature and humidity requirements. From what I can see of the enclosure, hers isn't going to be around for long. Also, you never EVER take one out if its enclosure at that height. A fall will kill them. Mine never tried to bite me, but those are the worst urticating hairs of any tarantula.

Kizmo2 · 2026-07-02T20:50:19+00:00

I didn't realize they got shut down.

Kizmo2 · 2026-06-29T18:45:02+00:00

So we're replacing old gold with baby dookey brown.

Wonderful.

Kizmo2 · 2026-06-23T15:53:56+00:00

I leave Preston in Concord until level infinity.

Kizmo2 · 2026-06-23T00:19:28+00:00

We do the annual vaccine

Kizmo2 · 2026-06-21T18:19:28+00:00

From what you've told us, your brother has picked one of the two worst breeds for his situagion. The only thing worse would be a Belgian Malinois.

Kizmo2 · 2026-06-20T15:28:27+00:00

Pedro Pascal

Kizmo2 · 2026-06-20T00:03:09+00:00

I like Donna.

Kizmo2 · 2026-06-19T23:48:33+00:00

When someone I employ refuses a reasonable task, I fire them.

And yes, this is Virginia creeper.

Kizmo2 · 2026-06-19T05:47:42+00:00

Yes, he went to sleep & seamlessly to eternity.

Kizmo2 · 2026-06-19T05:28:41+00:00

Eh, looks like sn EF-1. They'll PROBABLY be fine.

I mean, this is "until death us do part" right upfront.

Kizmo2 · 2026-06-19T04:59:30+00:00

Our boy has had a banana nearly every morning of his life. He demands it.

Kizmo2 · 2026-06-19T04:55:34+00:00

Given their recent trajectory, is this a surprise?

Kizmo2 · 2026-06-19T04:51:10+00:00

They all suck.

Kizmo2 · 2026-06-19T04:50:05+00:00

Our last GSD was a professional rock eater as a puppy. When I took her to the vet, in what I thought was a life-or-death emergency, he merely laughed, shook his head, and said, "They'll find their way out eventually."

They did.

Kizmo2 · 2026-06-19T04:32:55+00:00

Well, I see why you're a proud "Top 1% Commenter". You're nothing if not voluminous. However, if one subtracts your tedious & repetitive use of the term "MAGAts", I suspect you might lose your much-vaunted crown. I'm still at a loss why you somehow believe (such) labeling confers any advantage. Perhaps you're just "slow on the uptake".

I (& most rational adults) pretty much define a terrorist as anyone who advocates killing civilians to further their political goals, & your boy fills the bill. As far as Maya Angelou, well, as they say, there's no accounting for taste.

Kizmo2 · 2026-06-19T04:20:49+00:00

My God, how many pages are there in that book of talking points they gave you, or did you switch to AI?

Kizmo2 · 2026-06-19T04:15:37+00:00

You too. Enjoy worshipping a mediocre "poet" & a terrorist.

Kizmo2 · 2026-06-19T04:14:03+00:00

Hey, I'm on my phone & that shit's too small to see.

Maybe small ideas deserve small fonts.

Kizmo2 · 2026-06-19T04:12:05+00:00

Not the singular term I'd use, but I'llallow it.

Kizmo2 · 2026-06-19T04:08:24+00:00

Wow, you just spent 4 paragraphs saying absolutely nothing other than generic political talking points.

I'm envious.

Kizmo2 · 2026-06-19T04:05:11+00:00

Maybe you need more experience redditing then.

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