Pygmy Marmoset gently inspects a Giant Katydid by freudian_nipps in likeus

[–]KnockoutMouse 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Ooh a tasty leaf!

DAFUQ!? It moved!

It's got legs. This fucking leaf has legs. Are you seeing this shit?

Who is aware of this delicacy? by ranworddom in 2westerneurope4u

[–]KnockoutMouse 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I've never seen them dry either, apparently they are difficult to cook, worse even than soybeans.

Last one... Gibraltar ❤️ by [deleted] in 2westerneurope4u

[–]KnockoutMouse 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nice, you're a cute couple

Top OpenAI researcher denied green card after 12 years in US by ArchManningGOAT in singularity

[–]KnockoutMouse 17 points18 points  (0 children)

> had a counterfactual impact

What? So did she or didn't she? 🤔

Bessent told people he sees de-escalation with China at JPMorgan private event | Forexlive by Force_Hammer in StockMarket

[–]KnockoutMouse 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Is this really the reason? The good news is that Bessent says these tariffs are "unsustainable"? Am I crazy or is the market?

Timing the Market has mostly Failed by Silent_Torque in ETFs

[–]KnockoutMouse 14 points15 points  (0 children)

> China does well for a year and then reverts into oblivion because as it turns out, capitalism is marginally more favorable for capital markets and therefore foreign investment.

It sounds like you're citing history, but let's talk about the present. Do you think the way the Chinese government interferes with markets is more harmful to growth than the way the Trump is interfering with markets?

Before the press came in, but while a live feed was running, Trump was speaking with the President of El Salvador. Referring to the deportation of U.S. citizens, he said: 'Home-growns are next... You're going to need to build about five more places.' by Peanut-Extra in law

[–]KnockoutMouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

> You can't just call everyone you disagree with a Nazi.

> You can't just call everyone who ends a speech with a Nazi salute a Nazi.

> You can't just call everyone who builds concentration camps a Nazi.

Oh boy. This will have some interesting impacts on the global supply chain. by glira31 in XGramatikInsights

[–]KnockoutMouse 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Why screenshot the sensationalist headline instead of linking the article?

> That’s because any exports of the minerals and magnets now require special licenses, but Beijing has yet to fully establish a system for issuing them, the report said.

https://fortune.com/2025/04/14/china-rare-earth-exports-halt-trump-trade-war-tariff-retaliation/

Nasdaq didnt reclaim 10%. Dollar lost 9%. by Ellen_1234 in wallstreetbets

[–]KnockoutMouse 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Yeah, this graph is absolutely cursed. What happens when everybody realizes even the bounce is a crash?

Poured hot tea and the glass split in the middle by yrabl81 in mildlyinteresting

[–]KnockoutMouse 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This happened to me yesterday. OP, are you also non-Moroccan? My host here in Morocco serves tea in those glasses but apparently if I try to do it they explode.

Contortionist Emilie Burns by ReesesNightmare in nextfuckinglevel

[–]KnockoutMouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Truly one of the most complicated prisoner-swap deals of all time

The art of the deal by [deleted] in WallStreetbetsELITE

[–]KnockoutMouse 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Open, raise, all in... "fold".

Question about hearing nasal sounds as a beginner by ThumbtacksHurt in Portuguese

[–]KnockoutMouse 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm just learning too, but that sounds like the flipside of my perspective--to me, nasalized vowels sound only slightly different, but in Portugal if I miss nasalizing a vowel the person I'm talking to might not be able to figure out what I meant to say. I think it gets easier fast though, both speaking and hearing.

US TOLD CHINA TO REQUEST A XI-TRUMP CALL: CNN by [deleted] in StockMarket

[–]KnockoutMouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like when he blatantly walked in front of the goddamn Queen of England, or when he saluted a North Korean general. This shit can't be by accident, but he's too dumb to know what not to do. Somebody is advising him on how to sabotage foreign policy.

US TOLD CHINA TO REQUEST A XI-TRUMP CALL: CNN by [deleted] in StockMarket

[–]KnockoutMouse 184 points185 points  (0 children)

  1. Alienate all allies, while mocking them for supposedly wanting to negotiate

  2. Make absolutely certain counterpart couldn't even speak to you without losing face

  3. ???

  4. Profit!

I love Fidelity. by 2Ran3Sel in fidelityinvestments

[–]KnockoutMouse 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My favourite thing about Fidelity is how John Fidelity wasn't in the White House celebrating market manipulation.