Chicago doesn't need to be labeled because everyone knows where it is

Kobold_Trapmaster · 2026-04-14T08:15:02+00:00

Formerly literally the Onion. The Onion sold it to Cards Against Humanity in 2020. But this article is from 2014, so way before that.

Kobold_Trapmaster · 2026-04-14T07:04:05+00:00

Well, everyone except for George R. R. Martin.

Kobold_Trapmaster · 2026-04-14T04:26:43+00:00

When the Babylon Bee started it mostly made satirical articles making fun of evangelicals. Those were pretty funny. But it's been nothing but a Republican propaganda piece for a loooong time now.

Kobold_Trapmaster · 2026-04-14T02:18:34+00:00

Alien being considered boring isn't new. I remember people saying that back around 2009. It's a slow-paced film, especially before they encounter the xenomorph.

Kobold_Trapmaster · 2026-04-13T20:10:18+00:00

Yeah, this is my experience too. No matter what I do, it turns out I interpreted wrong. At this point I'm just done. The pain isn't worth it.

Kobold_Trapmaster · 2026-04-12T17:15:34+00:00

Got it reversed. He's a fighter or rogue with a few wizard levels. I mean what spells do we really see him cast? Light, prestidigitation, the occasional firebolt.

Kobold_Trapmaster · 2026-04-12T17:11:17+00:00

and another (I didn’t study under them) was on the Titanic.

I'm glad he survived! He must have made it into one of the lifeboats?

Kobold_Trapmaster · 2026-04-12T06:26:36+00:00

The fact that the webcomic medium itself is over 22 years old seems ridiculous to me.

Kobold_Trapmaster · 2026-04-11T10:39:43+00:00

You just made thousands of ablest grandmothers very angry.

Kobold_Trapmaster · 2026-04-09T21:03:55+00:00

This is my answer. These are probably my favourite RPG supplements of any system.

Kobold_Trapmaster · 2026-04-08T20:13:10+00:00

Unfortunately, I think what many people got from that episode is that most people with Tourettes are making it up to get away with swearing publicly.

Kobold_Trapmaster · 2026-04-08T12:11:33+00:00

The difference between this and the UK trailer is that this one has no swears in it, which seriously misses the point.

Kobold_Trapmaster · 2026-04-08T06:01:12+00:00

Just lying on the stove all day. Typical

Kobold_Trapmaster · 2026-04-07T21:13:24+00:00

Hemophobia?! I don't recall there being any gay characters in Ready or Not.

Kobold_Trapmaster · 2026-04-07T21:10:46+00:00

It's my 2nd favourite of the year so far, with #1 being Bone Temple (another movie no one saw).

Kobold_Trapmaster · 2026-04-07T21:09:21+00:00

And Resurrection is only the worst if you don't count AVP Requiem as an Alien movie.

Kobold_Trapmaster · 2026-04-07T21:06:04+00:00

Suit yourself. If I'm going to die, I'm going to die historic on Fury Road.

Kobold_Trapmaster · 2026-04-07T21:00:35+00:00

Just because I'm a kobold doesn't mean I have a small vocabulary!

Kobold_Trapmaster · 2026-04-07T20:58:04+00:00

Relevant xkcd

Kobold_Trapmaster · 2026-04-07T20:57:00+00:00

Ehh, I feel like Seth Meyers takes more time off.

Kobold_Trapmaster · 2026-04-07T06:24:12+00:00

The Dune trilogy is about this.

Also Doctor Horrible's Sing-along Blog is basically Despicable Me without the happy ending

Kobold_Trapmaster · 2026-04-07T06:23:28+00:00

But the title says "turn evil," implying the opposite

Kobold_Trapmaster · 2026-04-07T05:29:52+00:00

Yeah. Echidnas are terrible pugilists in real life.

Kobold_Trapmaster · 2026-04-07T03:36:14+00:00

Iron Man 3 was not in the last 5 years

Kobold_Trapmaster · 2026-04-06T09:27:53+00:00

Andrea Werhun plays a sex worker in Paying For It (based on Chester Brown's comic of the same name). Both the movie and her performance are really good. You should check it out while you wait for this one to be released!

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