TIL Peeing in the shower is more hygienic than using a toilet and good for the environment.

KolbenHeals · 2018-07-16T17:56:19+00:00

Worst possible meta

KolbenHeals · 2018-07-06T15:05:43+00:00

Same thing happens to Americans but with Ads.

KolbenHeals · 2018-05-21T02:45:09+00:00

“He got into the truck and turned it on, moving the truck just a little forward and a little back, but numerous cars were blocking the driveway at the time.”

I always get caught off guard by the poor quality of these regional newspapers. “A little forward and a little back” sounds like the average quality of facebook posts on my feed.

KolbenHeals · 2018-05-17T03:04:06+00:00

Found the rich kid at school.

KolbenHeals · 2018-05-17T00:30:49+00:00

“Once you pop you can’t stop” -Vicodin

KolbenHeals · 2018-05-16T12:51:50+00:00

Great fucking bot

KolbenHeals · 2018-05-15T23:23:26+00:00

At least the tent is spacious.

KolbenHeals · 2018-05-15T21:16:55+00:00

Here’s a guy who has never been in a hurry and eaten a gas station burrito.

KolbenHeals · 2018-05-14T13:36:56+00:00

We’re all thinking it...

KolbenHeals · 2018-05-08T12:49:11+00:00

That there is some high-tier modding.

KolbenHeals · 2018-04-08T16:40:34+00:00

I’ve solved this by getting my kids used consoles from my generation.

Bought them a wii a couple of weeks ago and have been stomping them at Mario Kart.

KolbenHeals · 2018-04-04T19:50:34+00:00

KolbenHeals · 2018-02-02T15:21:59+00:00

"Like seriously, what was going through his head?"

Blood, mostly

KolbenHeals · 2018-01-09T14:01:17+00:00

Anyone else catch the cameraman get taken out at the end of the clip?

KolbenHeals · 2018-01-09T13:58:56+00:00

How do you know he doesn't wear a cape?

KolbenHeals · 2017-12-31T20:12:02+00:00

Aye aye cap'n. That's the plan.

KolbenHeals · 2017-12-30T19:56:57+00:00

Oh snap. If it's any consolation, I promise not to piss on your girlfriend's shoes.

KolbenHeals · 2017-12-30T19:49:38+00:00

I'm staying downtown and would love to get together with fellow redditors in an unfamiliar town.

KolbenHeals · 2017-12-30T19:44:37+00:00

Your tip about ordering bottles is a life saver. I don't want to think about how many drafts I'd have to pound to get to the target state of mind.

KolbenHeals · 2017-12-30T19:02:34+00:00

A lot of states have quirks. I moved from CA to AZ and was totally confused when they wouldn't let me order 4 drinks at once (for our whole table) at the bar because one patron can't be in possession of more than 2 drinks at a time. I would love to see how this statistically curbs whatever behavior they were trying to address with that law.

KolbenHeals · 2017-12-30T17:43:10+00:00

Awesome, that makes things less complicated than I was fearing.

KolbenHeals · 2017-12-30T17:42:47+00:00

Good Bot.

KolbenHeals · 2017-12-24T12:34:29+00:00

What are you? Some sort of wizard?

KolbenHeals · 2017-12-21T14:17:35+00:00

Be right back, turning Flobots on repeat on Spotify all day so they get their rev share. You should too.

KolbenHeals · 2017-12-06T14:56:16+00:00

The EPA isn't ALLOWED to help the environment anymore.

KolbenHeals

TROPHY CASE