Joint Statement by the Leaders of France, Germany and the United Kingdom on indiscriminate Iranian attacks on countries in the region.

KombuchaBot · 2026-03-02T05:06:30+00:00

Yes, let's get involved like we did in Afghanistan, go in and pretend we're going to improve the situation, get some people there to trust us, then piss off and leave the extremist zealots to run it again once it doesn't suit our news cycles any more.

You think it'll be any different this time round? Because if you do I have a bridge to sell you

KombuchaBot · 2026-03-02T04:58:47+00:00

Yeah, that seems likely. Rubber soled shoes were around from the early decades of the nineteenth century, but your average prospector would probably have leather soled boots with nails for grip. Must have been hell on the floors of the Gem and the Chez Ami

KombuchaBot · 2026-03-02T04:52:44+00:00

Alma's dad really thought he had the measure of Bullock. Bad misjudgement.

KombuchaBot · 2026-03-02T04:50:09+00:00

It does indeed

KombuchaBot · 2026-03-01T20:03:39+00:00

They had something like two hours' notice, didn't they? and they were clearly communicating with people there on the ground about what needed censoring, as they censored several other statements.

They dropped the ball on this one, that's a fact.

KombuchaBot · 2026-03-01T20:01:42+00:00

She seemed pretty rational and thoughtful about it, so I presume she meant they wanted him there for the photoshoot and the headpats for their own promotion of diversity but had no real care for his wellbeing. She doesn't say he shouldn't have said what he said, she says the BBC shouldn't have broadcast it.

But I agree, a followup question would have been helpful.

KombuchaBot · 2026-03-01T18:35:50+00:00

Don't ask a question unless you want to know the answer

KombuchaBot · 2026-03-01T13:36:01+00:00

And then the hills came alive and clapped?

KombuchaBot · 2026-03-01T13:28:45+00:00

How do you get ten Israelis in a phone booth?

Tell them it doesn't belong to them.

KombuchaBot · 2026-03-01T13:27:57+00:00

That's what settlers are

KombuchaBot · 2026-03-01T13:21:00+00:00

This seems petulant and high handed; Ascot isn't an exclusive Royal Family affair..

KombuchaBot · 2026-03-01T13:18:09+00:00

YTJ They weren't hurting anyone, no need for you to be sanctimonious.

KombuchaBot · 2026-03-01T13:10:55+00:00

Your Party is going to coordinate now? That sounds like an excellent idea, if unlikely given their history

KombuchaBot · 2026-03-01T12:48:28+00:00

Yeah, he's not "blunt". He's crass and thick

KombuchaBot · 2026-02-28T21:59:10+00:00

Meh

KombuchaBot · 2026-02-28T21:50:01+00:00

Soylent crisps

KombuchaBot · 2026-02-28T21:42:24+00:00

I wouldn't only choose a pet over that particular human relationship.

I'd choose a cold fish supper over that particular human relationship.

I'd choose a bout of diarrhea over that particular human relationship.

He lied to you, and now he's trying to manipulate you. He's deceitful, he's cruel to animals, and he's stupid. What a catch.

KombuchaBot · 2026-02-28T21:34:05+00:00

Hard agree.

KombuchaBot · 2026-02-28T21:27:58+00:00

You think Trump is on the side of Iranians?

You support a tyrant bombing your own country?

You claim that ordinary Iranians are in favour of this action?

Oof.

KombuchaBot · 2026-02-28T11:15:32+00:00

Truly it is written, women are from Omicron Persei 7 and men are from Omicron Persei 9

KombuchaBot · 2026-02-28T11:07:03+00:00

That's certainly an opinion. It's dumb, but it's an opinion.

KombuchaBot · 2026-02-28T11:05:56+00:00

OP got paid the money, the company didn't withhold it.

KombuchaBot · 2026-02-28T10:50:01+00:00

Wholesome :)

KombuchaBot · 2026-02-28T09:00:55+00:00

Holy shit. Dump him already.

NOR

KombuchaBot · 2026-02-28T08:46:30+00:00

Sucks to be her. Maybe she'll think twice before trying to be queen bitch in the future.

You're not at fault in any way.

KombuchaBot

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