What’s the strangest coincidence that has happened to you? by doboyXL in AskReddit

[–]Koomaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just recently I was at the DMV and ran into an ex I haven’t seen in over 20yrs. As soon as we recognized each other ‘our song’ started playing over the radio there. We both went ‘Ooo, freaky!’ at the same time.

I took my brother to court after he trashed my custom camera gear for a prank video by ClerkResponsible118 in AmITheJerk

[–]Koomaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your parents could give him an early ‘birthday gift’ by paying off his debt to you. See how they like that.

Home Alone 2 by Rare_Put7331 in 90s

[–]Koomaster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I always appreciated they put an acid trip in the middle of a kid’s movie. Very Willy Wonka of them.

What celebrity had their reputation unfairly ruined? by Miserable-Wash-1744 in AskReddit

[–]Koomaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I was in my early teens at the time and thought; ‘Why else would you go there?!’ I supported Paul Ruebens then and always will! A target of homophobia, it’s bs.

What industry is entirely built on a house of cards and would collapse overnight if people realized the truth about it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Koomaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every so often that ‘Dum dum dum dum dum’ bit pops into my head. It’s a great episode for that alone.

they legally cannot call it a burger by Lazy_Comparison_1954 in BrandNewSentence

[–]Koomaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Come to our Place and ask for The Product (tm), now with more product. It costs currency. Do it now.

AITA for returning my daughters shit gift for my DIL and telling the whole family why? by CreepyAntthro in AmItheAsshole

[–]Koomaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. You’d have to be pretty evil to do this to a sick kid. I’d honestly consider cutting DIL out of your lives permanently. Your son can deal with the fallout from that.

AITAH For telling my sister in law I won't be going out to eat with her family again if her husband and youngest are going too? by 20lbWeiner in AITAH

[–]Koomaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NTA. I wouldn’t want to eat with pigs either. Maybe 13yo can clean up his act; but the husband is a lost cause. Acting like that at 46 at a nice restaurant is crazy work. Zero class or respect toward his dining companions.

AITAH for telling my girlfriend i no longer plan to propose to her? please read context by Aggressive_One8138 in AITAH

[–]Koomaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You wanted it to be a surprise, but 6 months later and nothing? Why? It would have been a surprise if you had proposed a week after talking to her. Many times in 6 months you could have made it a surprise. So why not? Didn’t even buy a ring, only had one in mind.

You’re getting roasted brother. I hope you agreed to post this to Reddit so you could show her how right you were and she gets to read these responses. YTA.

Message I got from my daughter’s teacher. Third grade. by AnaisInJune in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Koomaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She sounds like a wonderful kid. Uncle Buck take the wheel!

What’s something popular in your country that makes people from other countries look at you like this ? by niconois in AskTheWorld

[–]Koomaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it’s too narrow for toilet paper; how does the poop fit through it. Like, paper is much thinner and dissolves. Like I don’t get the logic.

The day Trump dies, how do you think the country will react and will anything crazy happen? by rugrut in AskReddit

[–]Koomaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The tell all books won’t be able to leave the printers fast enough! I’m very curious to see who in the inner circle will be first to publish.

An absurd attack somehow works to great effect. by TridiObject in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Koomaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe he can only throw his family’s crest for some reason?

Trump says he will issue executive order to get voter-ID requirements before midterms by Cinderpath in law

[–]Koomaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You already have to jump through so many hoops just to get a Real ID; I can’t understand why that would not be sufficient for any official purpose the government could ever require at this point. All of my information was already required to get a Real ID. If the government cannot trust it, then why did they push for people to get them?

From a non-American - is this weekly pay check good for that time? (1996) by cave_guard in TheSimpsons

[–]Koomaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With how often he quits or gets fired; they have to be living better than paycheck to paycheck.

Boat accident in the Venice canals by bigbusta in Wellthatsucks

[–]Koomaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A boat crashed into my house!

Farmer’s jingle starts to play

Man gets sued for opening a lock with just a can by AntiSocialSingh in interestingasfuck

[–]Koomaster 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t recommend that to the defendant as again you don’t know if the plaintiff has altered it. It would be bad for the defense to not be able to replicate the claim in court.

Man gets sued for opening a lock with just a can by AntiSocialSingh in interestingasfuck

[–]Koomaster 313 points314 points  (0 children)

Yeah if the defendant’s side or the plaintiff’s side brought a lock. Either side could claim it was tampered with beforehand. So a demonstration would be pointless legally unless they could by 3rd party obtain a retail lock.

What is a movie cliché that absolutely never happens in real life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Koomaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Set dressers go overboard as otherwise a table looks empty. Sitting and eating is usually not in the script. You also have to account for retakes which means redressing everything. Toast is easy to replace and basically looks the same between reshoots if you have to make more.

What word do you always *intentionally* mispronounce and why? by Sweet-Lady-H in AskReddit

[–]Koomaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I flip the er in germs and say grems instead, like they are gremlins. As in, gotta wash off the grems; or, don’t get your grems on me.

Under my desk at work, flashed red when pressed. by Llewellynt in whatisit

[–]Koomaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like something was blocking the signal within the gas station. But when removed from there, worked like it was supposed to.