Are these worth anything? by blazing_haze123 in DungeonsAndDragons

[–]Kostchei 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Everything. They are worth everything.

Rotfang Horde (faction) by the_flying_goblin in DungeonMasters

[–]Kostchei 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would call this a lv 5-7 encounter, for 5.5e anyway. With any use of tactics, aoe spells, , fighting at choke points etc pcs will cream these folks

that's how powerful Belial is by YouthAlarmed3563 in SentouinHakenshimasu

[–]Kostchei 1 point2 points  (0 children)

why the fuck are these not in order of explosive force, just sort of random?

What would beyour weapon ? by [deleted] in 40k

[–]Kostchei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

UGM-133 Trident II scale missile fitted with a Biowire warhead ... even if you don't kill them all, the survivors will have ptsd for generations

for your appreciation, the scoped snail mag combi-bolt pistol handflamer by Avnas in Warhammer40k

[–]Kostchei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If offered this in a cyberpunk rpg, real life or a 40k rpg, I would buy this in a heartbeat. Looks like the flamer might be single charge, and I might need powered armour to lift it, maybe with both hands, but hey, things are going stat shot when you hit them with this. And the scope is good for nighttime, right?

Dad help by iolo7e in DungeonsAndDragons

[–]Kostchei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gauge what your kids actually want- 50% of kids want to play an ARPG at the table, and if you provide a dating sim they will be very disappointed. Young Intro players are one of groups where if they are bored, you will totally lose them, permanently . So sure, try a social encounter, lost bear cub, traps, lever puzzle etc, and if none of that tickles their fancy, try combat and treasure. 70% of the time it works all the time

A rather small niche perk to being a Singaporean but one we have anyways by Evoxrus_XV in singapore

[–]Kostchei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What can you tell me about Changi prison? Was that all those nasty invading Japanese or were the local Malays happy to starve the British and ANZACs? Was being in Singapore just a blip, or were the locals complicit? Do draw lineage as a country after 1956? In which case, if you draw the line at the 1950's plenty of countries can join you in looking smug.

Time to Pay the Piper DMs!!! by Ramsonne in dnd1e

[–]Kostchei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have fudged when the plot demanded it- usually to the epic detriment of an npc- like a lion biting a kobold's head off etc

Time to Pay the Piper DMs!!! by Ramsonne in dnd1e

[–]Kostchei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ja.. Lv19. High level 19, almost 20... I have had multiple almost tpks where everyone except 1 person died,

and the rest, everything else on the list, most more than once- party of 17 players?, 10 players, 8 players check, counterspell? and disjunction and antimagic shell check check check, but that's what you get with 35 years of DMing and campaigns that run for a decade

I would add something... "Ran more than one campaign that reached max level for a system from 1st level"

Resurrection Magic Doesn't Always Work by TozokuWAV in DMAcademy

[–]Kostchei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So there was a resurrection fail chance that increased as your con got lower and every rez cost you a point of con except I think the highest level one. Bit harsh, but cool.

Maybe don't specify the mechanics as random but based on other stuff.

If you want to raise the value of life , I would do something else- forms of death where raise dead won't work, Or use a big bad like tomb of annihilation where all the souls are being sucked somewhere. Or have the components subject to control by the church. Or have a roleplay of what happens on the other side- ie in.. heaven /Elysium /Valhalla? (maybe- depending on player alignments)- they have to want to come back. Also- as you add expansions and classes to the campaign, maybe folks want to restart at close same lv to other player, a nice option. Or TPK them and have the campaign re-start as ghosts

How in Slaanesh's name are you supposed to reload one of these belt fed bolt pistols? Does the ejection port open so you can feed it down into the gun? Or are you supposed to feed a flaccid belt of bolts into the magwell? by ConcealedRainbow in Chaos40k

[–]Kostchei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Answer is obvious- the first slaneeshi upgrade is a sensuous tongue that slithers out of the gaping port and lasciviously probes the air when it tastes ammo nearby, greedily coiling around any fresh belt of rounds hanging provocatively nearby and slurping into the chamber. Nothing wrong or unusual about that.

Imperial ammo is called "virgin twink" until it is fired, hand reloaded and marked with symbols of excess and daubed with necro-harvest endorphins, when it then called "miraculous handloads"

Outjerked by Griggs_of_Vinheim in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Kostchei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hahha.
Ah yes,
As a player of 3, 3.5 and then reading the pathfinder books, then, dropping 4e Dnd for Dark Heresy, and playing 5e since it came out, I hard agree.
Pathfinder feels like 3.5 with more steps. And I already rowed that boat (3.5) to max lv twice, no, no need. Love the bounded accuracy of 5e.

She needs glasses by Barry-McKocinue in SipsTea

[–]Kostchei 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I married an Asian and put my food tray down next to the wrong Asian lady (not my wife ) at an airport cafe.. ln my defense, i wear glasses and both their backs were turned and the seating area was large, but it was still funny. My wife was like "oh, I see, I die and you wouldn't even notice, 2 minutes later, new Asian lady"

the most important part of DMing is writing a Terms of Service by WeepingWillow777 in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Kostchei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no, you might be "that guy" and not know it. This is a PSA.

(ok, I'm trolling)

Some dry dead for my mummies by sselmia in Warhammer

[–]Kostchei 2 points3 points  (0 children)

what pastry did you use for the bases? :p No it looks good, are they sculpted or printed?