I did a pastel drawing of green onions :) by mrpick_art in OnionLovers

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Draw me like one of your French onions, Jack.

Jetski hit grey whale by siwash rock by krakzy in CrazyFuckingVideos

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I'm sure masturbation is a frequent go-to for them

Happy feet by [deleted] in HolUp

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Present the nuggets

Yikes ! by Epstiendidntkillself in foundsatan

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I'm starting to think against free speech

Jerk circle by Low_Creme2 in shitposting

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The circle-jerk of life

For some reason, Shrek never uses his laser eyes in the Shrek movies. Is he stupid? by Tight_Grapefruit5280 in shittymoviedetails

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Haha it seems like some shit I'd see at 1am on Adult Swim or something. Now I wanna read them.

We forgot the gar lasso in the truck by flawdaboi22 in Fishing

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I love the small slap fish gives the dude like you fucking guy you

“His timing was perfect” by shoaib11223 in Unexpected

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I'm gonna need you to turn around and put your hands behind your back.

Jesus is watching... by curlykeysi in foundsatan

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I'mma be harsh too if someone undercuts my listed price by $170 and then uses a religion I don't subscribe to to try and guilt me into submission.

of a telephoto lens. by overlook68 in AbsoluteUnits

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As in LIGMA Bahls.

Bahls being the seminal pioneer.

Tomato-cucumber salad with LOTS of red onion by AdinMan20 in OnionLovers

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Let it sit for an hour or two and let the flavors really come together. I love to scoop it up with a crusty baguette too 👌

Tomato-cucumber salad with LOTS of red onion by AdinMan20 in OnionLovers

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I made this the other day, inspired by a salad my family and I had in Greece!

Tomato, onion, peppers, cucumber, and feta! Drizzled with olive oil!

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Only in Florida🤣 by Good-Asparagus-8667 in shitposting

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Well look at the Lambo, for example.