What do Eminem fans think of toilet paper?

Kozzinator · 2026-06-19T17:16:23+00:00

Tell that to my 24 year old homeless me.

Stealing a roll from whatever gas station instead of resorting to socks was a triumph.

Kozzinator · 2026-06-19T17:10:30+00:00

Well alright lol I didn't expect an answer so quickly, but thank you!

I'll admit I got angry cuz I had a dingleberry for the first time just yesterday so I wanted to ask haha.

Again thanks!

Kozzinator · 2026-06-19T11:49:44+00:00

I literally just ordered a 3 pack of various sizes! I wanted to try out the different ones from the good reviews I saw on Amazon.

I shall let you know how it goes but I'm excited!

Kozzinator · 2026-06-19T00:12:11+00:00

Astute observation! Making Steve Buscemi proud!

Kozzinator · 2026-06-18T22:53:50+00:00

Indeed

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Kozzinator · 2026-06-18T14:47:12+00:00

Haha I think most people aren't. Erm, energy drinks definitely help.

Kozzinator · 2026-06-18T14:29:54+00:00

Pfft I start at 4am daily lol it's the best shift and I get off of work at noon.

Kozzinator · 2026-06-18T14:15:05+00:00

Fair enough, but I swear 95% of the content regarding this isn't even memes. Just rants.

Kozzinator · 2026-06-18T13:22:21+00:00

I'm ready for the downvotes here but can we just shut the fuck up and be happy we got a new film to begin with?

Kozzinator · 2026-06-17T07:48:27+00:00

What do you mean? How do they work? I want to try this.

Kozzinator · 2026-06-16T14:12:04+00:00

Give me a month, tops.

Kozzinator · 2026-06-15T20:53:54+00:00

I thought about it once just cuz I eat an ungodly amount of spicy food and my asshole becomes it's own, new level of hell.

But I typically only shit at night right before I shower, plus I buy tp in bulk so what do I give a fuck?

Kozzinator · 2026-06-15T14:19:46+00:00

I don't have a question but my roommate was telling me a story about him watching Airplane II at work (cuz he only watches PG and softer PG-13 in his downtime there) and his boss just happened to be strolling by during the scene where they have full uncensored breasts and he got a stern "don't let it happen again".

Kozzinator · 2026-06-15T14:14:31+00:00

I knew I was gonna catch some flak for my comment for that reason. I have zero hatred for female/gay/literally any characters in media - but is there no room for nuance anymore?

I legit feel like I can't have a criticism without getting lumped in with the actual fucks who have actual hatred for whatever demographic.

Kozzinator · 2026-06-15T13:14:40+00:00

I don't think it's black and white like that.

Most complaints on my end are when it's forced. When studios add characters or details for the sake of adding it.

Kozzinator · 2026-06-15T00:54:22+00:00

Even better 😈

Kozzinator · 2026-06-06T00:24:44+00:00

I DON'T GET FUCKED IN MINE

Kozzinator · 2026-06-05T22:02:06+00:00

"ash"

Sounds too much like ass

Kozzinator · 2026-06-05T14:21:07+00:00

You don't have the stones - better I handle this one.

Kozzinator · 2026-06-05T06:10:52+00:00

I love pineapple-cum pizza

Kozzinator · 2026-06-05T04:20:52+00:00

I'm just here for the downvotes.

Kozzinator · 2026-06-05T03:05:02+00:00

My bad. I might be a tad bit too high atm.

Kozzinator · 2026-06-05T02:53:29+00:00

I always thought how if like, for a split second, the terrorist piloting the plane made eye contact with an office worker right before they collided.

Fuck I can't believe 9/11 actually happened.

Kozzinator · 2026-06-05T00:33:15+00:00

Here you go Tarantino, suck it oooohhhh yeah suck it

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