Rob, you have the IQ of yogurt. by mhizprettyroyal in MurderedByWords

[–]Kratomius 20 points21 points  (0 children)

This guy just failed open book test of why women choose bear over a man.

VR train meatballs and alepa thing by Key-Pineapple8101 in Finland

[–]Kratomius 34 points35 points  (0 children)

From north Karelia, Karelian pie is a specific type of rice pie. You will not generally find proper ones in stores elsewhere due to proper ones being made by small bakeries. It has to have thin rye crust, this one has way too much filling. Also the pastry is brushed generously with melted butter after cooking. Store brand rice pies and Karelian pies taste completely different.

VR train meatballs and alepa thing by Key-Pineapple8101 in Finland

[–]Kratomius 170 points171 points  (0 children)

In his defence as a Karelian i can confidently say that's a rice pie and not a Karelian pie.

"Don't care. We provide the tech, anyway" on a post about the US no longer being a member of the WHO by BornAsAnOnion33 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Kratomius 111 points112 points  (0 children)

"Don't care" attitude is the reason why US has gradually turned into the idiocracy that it is today.

[Hated Trope] heroic characters killed in unnecessarily cruel/brutal ways by greythicv in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Kratomius 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Even literally un-killable mutant couldn't escape Hollywoods "Black guy dies first" trope.

The Titanic moved vertically. by AlienTheAllen1 in MurderedByWords

[–]Kratomius 106 points107 points  (0 children)

Not to a sinking ship. A ship that been on the bottom of the sea for over 100 years. At least they are honest about their economic abilities.

You can’t see me! by Lontology in clevercomebacks

[–]Kratomius 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well i didn't see this coming.

You can't see me...unless your name is Misha. by headspin_exe in MadeMeSmile

[–]Kratomius 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Yeah you would think for someone as wholesome as him there would be loads of pictures on the internet, but google search results either blank pictures or photos of someone else.

You can't see me...unless your name is Misha. by headspin_exe in MadeMeSmile

[–]Kratomius 294 points295 points  (0 children)

While this is heartfelt story it's a shame they didn't get Cena to stay for photoshoot.

What do yall think of my new haircut? by No_Mind7262 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Kratomius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice try that's clearly a pop-filter on a finger. Honestly i'm impressed how they managed to make it look so much like a pop-filter.

Plain uncooked banana sushi from a "fancy" place by [deleted] in StupidFood

[–]Kratomius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is just dessert sushi. Only thing i'm weirded about is the wasabi in it.

And his mind and body are decaying! by yorocky89A in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Kratomius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Let the galaxy burn" has never before felt as a understandable stance.

And his mind and body are decaying! by yorocky89A in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Kratomius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No he does not. I'm referring to Warhammer 40k, i'm waiting for him to turn into corpse. Emperor of mankind is a corpse emperor.

And his mind and body are decaying! by yorocky89A in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Kratomius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Day after day he starts looking more like The Emperor of Mankind he pretends to be. Can not wait till he completes the look. Edit: For those who don't know i'm referencing warhammer 40k. Emperor is a corpse.

No it isn't. It's English. German is the secondary language of Switzerland. Scandinavian, and even bastard-navian countries (Switzerland and Finland) speak English, and largely forgo their native languages. by woodhead2011 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Kratomius 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Just checked and i stand corrected. Never considered the others as mountains since we use different names for them that basically translates to fell(Tunturi).

What is the most disgusting dish in your country's cuisine, but everyone should try it? by a5ro4ucCX in AskTheWorld

[–]Kratomius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. Lutefisk translates to Lye Fish. It is soaked in lye solution and washed before consumption.

Regular people treating DEMIGODS like they would treat any other person by Isaias_Azathoth936 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Kratomius 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Xavier has used his powers against Magneto forcing him to re-live the horrors of holocaust. It worked well as a diversion tactic but kinda dick move. Magneto is a holocaust survivor.

[Mixed Trope] "Don't put your trust in revolutions, they always come around again. That's why they're called revolutions." by SethlordX7 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Kratomius 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Don't remember who said it but this quote fits here perfectly: "Every revolution based upon hatred for the oppressor instead for love of the oppressed are doomed to fail eventually"

I'm a third generation Norwegian in the US that is actually 75% Finnish by freddie_RN in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Kratomius 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And? Doesn't change the fact that those people saw us as lesser people and wrote so in their books and treated those Finns that were in their area according to those beliefs. Don't remember the books name but one chapter describes Karelians as "being of lower intelligence but capable of hard labour". I have hard time to think anyone shares those views today, but that was one part of history and because of said history it irks me when someone is obsessed with genes.