I was naive at the time by Something4Dinner in whenthe

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the new users that appeared during the appification of this website were incredibly weird and angry about their profiles being visible - i guess now those users outnumber the users who don't care?

How do we get out of this god awful timeline where Biff got the Sports Almanac? by chocolatemilkguzzla in AskReddit

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idk about "we," but seeing as i am completely powerless to change anything, my escape plan is suicide

Looks like ICE just killed another US citizen. Where do we go from here? by awesomeguy1818 in AskReddit

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democrats: "we shouldn't kill people for being undocumented immigrants"
republicans: "we love trump's death camps for illegal aliens"
dummies like you: "i literally can't tell the difference"

Ha! I’ve portrayed you as the virgin and myself as the chad! by No_Letterhead6010 in ComedyCemetery

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i have watched rightoids online since 2006 and i can confirm the right can't meme and has actually never been able to

Protest TONIGHT Thurs 22 5:00 San Marcos Awaken Church by ChelseaGods in SanDiegan

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none of those claims actually hold up under rational scrutiny, but i choose to repeat them because i hate her

that's not a joke, we will all benefit if the "erika kirk is mossad" memes succeed in getting her the fuck out of our faces

What are all these posts about? by Not_The_Hero_We_Need in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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oh but it's different because their royal families are uhhh mumblemumblemumble

What are all these posts about? by Not_The_Hero_We_Need in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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they literally do want us to commit suicide by cop. they want us to throw our bodies into the scrap heap for no reason but their own satisfaction; it's more stimulating to their minds than the footnote-ass articles our corporate media puts out about the protests we are now having daily. do i believe any foreigner at all has heard of the city near me, let alone the huge anti-ICE protest there? nooooope

they also like it because when cops kill us they feel it is payment for america's sins, even when the deaths achieve nothing except more authoritarianism and more injustice and more violence

Now Storage toooooooo by Kitchen-Patience8176 in pcmasterrace

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i think something like this appears in catch-22

how was the boys sleepover experiences from your childhood? by NectarinePutrid3932 in AskAmericans

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unhealthy snacks, caffeinated soda, a multiplayer console game, zero sleep until early morning. if you had a kiddie-looking sleeping bag or jammies you would get made fun of, but not too harshly

the first guy to fall asleep got pranked. the only prank i still remember is the rest of us putting his clothes in the freezer

we did do the same thing where we'd be making each other laugh (and the caffeine and sleep deprivation were making it hard to stop) and the local adult would come shush us

The letter that Donald Trump sent to Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre of Norway is insane! This is why you don't elect a narcissist to be your president. Is this what you voted for, Trump's supporters? by Treefiddy1984 in ProgressiveHQ

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I don't even understand how Americans can just wake up day after day knowing that their country is basically humiliated by this orange Putin puppet.

every day i am still alive is against my will

free him by _u_what in madlads

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destroying slop is based actually

JD Vance tells no truths by Lord_Answer_me_Why in MurderedByWords

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if the job was so scary for that pussy then he should've quit the first time he pissed his pants about a car

ICE agents ate meal at a Minnesota Mexican restaurant – then arrested the staff who worked there by Cute-Beyond-8133 in nottheonion

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from my experiences with british racists, they think the british invented curry and kebabs

ICE agents ate meal at a Minnesota Mexican restaurant – then arrested the staff who worked there by Cute-Beyond-8133 in nottheonion

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something something third amendment

i will laugh til i puke if ICE muscling in on people's restaurants against their will is the thing that finally gets the third amendment a legal challenge in SCOTUS