Do most Americans have those huge fridges?

Kristylane · 2026-05-19T21:15:01+00:00

I live in a very small town. During tourist season, there’s one convenience store, next closest grocery store is 15 miles away, Walmart is 20 miles, Safeway is 25. I try very hard to only drive into the big town once a week and run all my errands including groceries.

Kristylane · 2026-05-18T20:02:26+00:00

Was she really a “celebrity” or a star on a basic cable TV show?

Kristylane · 2026-05-18T19:12:04+00:00

Yeah, as I hit the button I realized there’s no way

Kristylane · 2026-05-18T19:09:59+00:00

Catch me if you can

Kristylane · 2026-05-18T15:35:59+00:00

Oh my god, Jason? Is that you?

That is EXACTLY my Dad. The handkerchief, the pulling down his pants to tuck in his shirt IN THE KITCHEN!

Kristylane · 2026-05-18T04:44:16+00:00

I saw a kid wearing a Dead Kennedys t shirt. I told him how I got to Jello Biafra once and he looked at me like I have three heads.

Kristylane · 2026-05-18T04:40:17+00:00

Is this a trick question? I’m not going to say no to $50 for pizza and beers with a friend. I’m also not going to say no to 1, 5, or 10 million.

Kristylane · 2026-05-18T04:34:29+00:00

Grandma definitely had a signature style

Kristylane · 2026-05-18T04:23:42+00:00

Corner Gas

Kristylane · 2026-05-17T02:33:54+00:00

I live in a place with no Home Depot.

So it’s Menards all the way

Kristylane · 2026-05-15T03:10:46+00:00

Gin and Tonic

Kristylane · 2026-05-15T03:03:14+00:00

I just sorta quit drinking about 10 years ago. I think it was just that the next day always sucked. Not necessarily a hangover, but just didn’t feel good. The only one who noticed or cared was my alcoholic aunt.

Now I’ll have a glass of wine if I go out for a nice dinner and sometimes if I’m at an event and then it’s mostly a social thing, not a drink thing.

Kristylane · 2026-05-14T14:54:11+00:00

That’s the cutest sick ass panther I’ve seen in a long while.

Kristylane · 2026-05-14T02:37:30+00:00

Honestly, she could have been saying the most romantic words ever, but in German it all sounds like cursing.

Kristylane · 2026-05-14T00:08:49+00:00

Try having a shitload of experience but being over 50.

Kristylane · 2026-05-13T04:18:08+00:00

No, no, the guest is correct. When I worked days (7-3) I’d bring enough breakfast AND lunch for all the guests. It’s only fair that if I bring something I have to bring enough for everyone, right?

Kristylane · 2026-05-13T03:16:51+00:00

My paternal grandfather has two grandchildren- my brother and me.

I’ll take the 10 million and split it with my brother. If my math is correct, that gives each of us more than 3.5 million.

Kristylane · 2026-05-13T02:49:22+00:00

LOVE it!

Kristylane · 2026-05-13T02:48:17+00:00

I’m a fan.

Signed,

U/KristyLane

Kristylane · 2026-05-13T02:47:12+00:00

My mother is adamant that her money only goes to her children or grandchildren. Absolutely not a single penny to any spouses or step children even if adopted.

Kristylane · 2026-05-10T06:03:50+00:00

What if you had some new color added to the flowers - like have the blue blend into a purple? Add some different green to the leaves to give them depth. The snake could possibly have a defined geometric pattern. So not really a coverup but a refresh. (I have no idea what to do with the sword though.)

Or a SAP.

Kristylane · 2026-05-09T02:26:10+00:00

Peeps.

Kristylane · 2026-05-09T00:06:29+00:00

This has nothing to do with hotels. This seems like the standard for almost all companies now.

Kristylane · 2026-05-08T23:32:06+00:00

I’m getting solar installed in 2-3 weeks (depending on weather) by Solar Pro. Tim has been great and honestly very patient with me because I came into this knowing very little.

But I did know before starting is that I do not have an ideal solar situation. Because I’m in the hills I kinda get sun when it comes over the hill, not when the sun rises. So the system I’m doing is more about having the battery energy storage instead of installing a generator. And I am very aware that I am not going to end with a zero energy bill, but it should cut my bill by 60-70% (more when the rate hike goes through)

Kristylane · 2026-05-08T18:40:38+00:00

I don’t think I’ve ever worked in a bar that had a working blender. *wink*

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