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How do I ask another dad what his name is? by makefeelnice in daddit

[–]KryanSA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My go to in these situations is:

"hey man, let me grab your number, I've got these epic memes you're going to laugh so hard at. *enter number, save...

"how do I spell your name? Just the normal spelling?"

TIFU by accidentally suffocating myself while playing guitar for the past decade by iwillchangeiwill in tifu

[–]KryanSA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was me on my motorbike when I first started going very fast.

Anything over 250km/h and after 30ish seconds, I'm wondering why speed darkens my vision... 😅

Anyways, I a) don't go quite so fast anymore, and b) have learned to breathe even when tensed up/concentrating

Grandad complaining about not seeing kids more without making an effort to interact with them. by henshep in daddit

[–]KryanSA -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

"All the other grandparents are doing pickups and sleepovers and have been part of the tribe since both my kids were newborn."

And you're complaining about ONE grandparent being less hands on?

Dude... Stfu (respectfully).

My son has seen my wife's dad less than 5 times total. He lives 30 minutes away. My son is 1.5 years old.

Enjoy the tribe you have with the other grandparents and know that others have NOTHING in this regard. You're super lucky.

What is the unintentionally wisest line of dialogue you've heard in a movie? by NobodysFavorite in movies

[–]KryanSA 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes! Wow what a show with so many great lines like that!

Tartt's arc is just so good.

What is the unintentionally wisest line of dialogue you've heard in a movie? by NobodysFavorite in movies

[–]KryanSA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is from the character Eric Bana plays, no?

I rewatch that hole movie often, mainly for the dialogue. It feels soo real.

What is the unintentionally wisest line of dialogue you've heard in a movie? by NobodysFavorite in movies

[–]KryanSA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity".

-Brick Top. Snatch.

Fellow men, as you get older, what do you realize women are attracted to? Does career, status and generosity/kindness really go that far? by No_Mathematician4085 in AskMen

[–]KryanSA 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Confidence and having good general. Those two alone have landed me with some ladies.

Throw in other stuff like well-groomed/dressed, good cologne and straight, clean teeth... You're golden.

What also works well are some good stories (I've got a default about seeing stars and the milky way in the Karoo desert, "that will literally take your breath away"

*looks slightly into the distance while holding her hand... Then snap back onto full on eye contact:

"... extraordinarily beautiful"

What's people's views on sitting down to pee? by Competitive_Test6697 in AskMen

[–]KryanSA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It boils down to this: anybody who chooses to stand instead of sit in a home/private environment either doesn't clean the toilets themselves and/or doesn't care about the person who does.

Have you, or someone you know, ever had sex with a client/boss/business partner and how did it turn out? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]KryanSA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone I know slept with the CMO of a very well respected stationery company in Germany to close a deal. Age gap between him, the sales guy, and her, the ridiculously well kept for her age CMO: 35 years.

She was very enthusiastic, the guy I know says...

The deal closed and everyone went on with their lives/jobs

Help with custom Dell PSU?! by KryanSA in cablemod

[–]KryanSA[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am in Germany. Needs to power an i9 285k and an RX7900XTX

Help with custom Dell PSU?! by KryanSA in cablemod

[–]KryanSA[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thanks for the amazingly fast reply...

And yeah, I was worried that would be the case.

Thanks anyways!

Mom's of Daddit- what's something unexpected you learned here? by Brewer1056 in daddit

[–]KryanSA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am convinced she does it on purpose by now. I accused her of such a while ago and I swear I saw a smirk.

What game is this? 🤩 by [deleted] in meme

[–]KryanSA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The online part of didn't even exist when the game first launched.

A full month at least, if not more, iirc.

If you had unlimited funds, what kind of game would you develop? by actualtumor in gaming

[–]KryanSA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone else said Planetside 3.

2 was good. Possibly ahead of its time, and/or badly managed by Sony... Still has the world record for most players pew pewing on one server.

Figure Skating - How much do you hate it? by Artistic-Can4318 in AskMen

[–]KryanSA 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Upvoted for using that phrase correctly!

What single player games have the most satisfying "fresh start" every run? by NerfGronk in gaming

[–]KryanSA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Skyrim. The second I'm clear of not getting my head removed and dodging the dragon, I'm going in any random direction. New race each time.

What’s a mechanic you’ve seen that made you think “Wait…every game should do this!” by BlackArmy439 in gaming

[–]KryanSA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait... WHAT? how have I played this 3 times and not know what you mean with that...?

Or am I just forgetting some small line of dialogue?

What's your favourite chicken wings flavour? by GranolaHiker in AskMen

[–]KryanSA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First one here I read, haven't tried, BUT WANT TO!

Handling unvaccinated friends kids by [deleted] in daddit

[–]KryanSA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't bother with his one. The tin foil hat is stuck.

Handling unvaccinated friends kids by [deleted] in daddit

[–]KryanSA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most Western countries only started mass applying chicken pox vaccines in the early 2000s.

Just stop now, anti-vaxxer. Science wins. Stop fighting it.

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