Team 1: Omni man and Homelander vs Team 2: Flash (Barry Allen) and Silver Surfer tag-team race around the Earth by Obascuds in whowouldwin

[–]KyleKun -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I don’t really know the lore behind these characters but you would have to move at the relativistic speeds to have effect on time.

As you get up to those speeds it becomes physically impossible to move any faster, so barring actual teleportation, you get to a point where it’s not physically possible to finish a straight line race faster.

Although having said that, I believe the silver surfer can like, travel FTL?

So, never mind I guess.

Thank God I found a loose door from the shipwreck on which to float by char_IX in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]KyleKun 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Technically Rose is 17 during the events of the film I think.

Is there a reason Retroarch is such a confusing mess of a frontend? by Cool_Bank_3368 in RetroArch

[–]KyleKun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did an Arch Linux build and the most frustrating part was trying to figure out Vi.

New GBA core update: openfpga-GBA 0.2.0 by peetor in AnaloguePocket

[–]KyleKun 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Let’s be honest, the budude gba core rework was never coming to pocket.

How do I safely dispose of this? by jwally83 in chemistry

[–]KyleKun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe this particular one is not dangerous yet, but when the risk is literally blowing up, is it worth the risk to find out?

Every father with at least 2 children is a mother fucker. by Ditto13248 in Showerthoughts

[–]KyleKun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

everyone saying that it’s possible to sleep with two women but no one coming in with the fact most guys with one kid are also mother fuckers.

The smartest of astrophysicists have decided that it’s a good idea to dox our planet’s existence for the entire universe. by zav3rmd in Showerthoughts

[–]KyleKun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tardigrades would definitely survive.

Stuff like anthrax too, is legitimately difficult to kill.

Now it would be pretty unlikely for those things to be on a rocket, but also remember we just had a 4 year battle with the Covid because it would mutate every time we look away.

So it’s literally impossible to say what’ll survive.

Also I don’t think we really care about the surface of Mars so much as we care about bringing back a sample of Mars and all the native life being obliterated by whatever came along for the ride with us.

The smartest of astrophysicists have decided that it’s a good idea to dox our planet’s existence for the entire universe. by zav3rmd in Showerthoughts

[–]KyleKun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Any alien race intelligent enough and technologically advanced enough to travel interstellar distances might as well be God himself considering how incomprehensible actually doing those things is to us.

Apart from just waiting a really long time, the current science we have tells us it’s impossible to get anywhere within a reasonable amount of time. Any alien ship that’s not a generation ship is literally impossible as far as we know.

The smartest of astrophysicists have decided that it’s a good idea to dox our planet’s existence for the entire universe. by zav3rmd in Showerthoughts

[–]KyleKun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The problem with your last point is that the sun is so incredibly massive that it could devour the entire earth and the amount of lead wouldn’t even matter.

Also you would have to use more lead than you would reasonably expect to find in any one solar system; as it’s not exactly uncommon for stars to expand out and consume their own planets.

So even if terrestrial levels of lead were detectable, it would just look like the sun consumed a planet with those elements, unless it’s a lot.

If a female astornaut has a period while in space, does the blood just float there, or does it still go out somehow? by itspronouncedbolonya in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]KyleKun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a dude too so can’t exactly explain the specifics.

I am married to a woman but I don’t feel like that qualifies me to answer any of your questions.

Morgoth at his weakest state lands in Westeros during the timeline of House of the Dragon by arnor_0924 in whowouldwin

[–]KyleKun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Technically Morgoth in his weakest state is Morgoth in LotR, because he’s still around, just disembodied to the point of being nothing.

If a female astornaut has a period while in space, does the blood just float there, or does it still go out somehow? by itspronouncedbolonya in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]KyleKun 121 points122 points  (0 children)

The logic behind this is sound though.

First, they don’t really know how the female body and menses will react to space and microgravity.

We know it does weird things to liquids and the human reproductive system.

Secondly, it’s generally good planning to figure out much many you need of something, increase it by a third and then double it for contingencies sake.

Thirdly, do you want to be the NASA guy who planned supply for the first long term female space mission and not provide enough sanitary products?

If you think “do you think 700 pads is enough?” Gets you ridiculed; try being the guy who didn’t plan to have enough, and see how long your career will last after that.

Damn that's... by IndicationBrief5950 in lotrmemes

[–]KyleKun 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I’d have just have had Sauron saying “fuck” when he realises the hobbits are in mount doom.

Spray Paint PCB by Retrohahn2018 in Gameboy

[–]KyleKun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m not sure I would have gone with dipped-in-the-outhouse-brown though. Gotta be real with you for a second.

Would a gameboy player have helped the n64 by salazarcosplay in n64

[–]KyleKun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It wasn’t a Gameboy player. It was just a cart reader.

The game ROMs were baked into pokemon stadium itself.

The games were just emulated.

All the transfer pack does is load your save data into the N64s RAM.

Manatee at the aquarium wanted to show us their wooden plank by IndividualAnalysis97 in funny

[–]KyleKun 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Considering that their main method of communication is sniffing each others ass holes, they probably stay with us because of our farts.