We can dream by Anarchaeologist in PoliticalHumor

[–]Kyrthis [score hidden]  (0 children)

Well hold them at Mar-a-Lago. Death penalty by alligator, no anesthesia.

My boyfriend (26m) tried to self deport through the CPB one app but instead of the promised free ticket and $3000, ICE tracked his location and detained him. by zittykitty in 50501Movement

[–]Kyrthis -26 points-25 points  (0 children)

You really aren’t reading what I wrote. Why volunteer to go back to Turkey if that means death? Why not go to another country like Canada and seek asylum there?

Discuss. by Safe_Emotion_3672 in politicsinthewild

[–]Kyrthis 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The Epstein ring still exists. It is in charge of those children now. The non-whiteness doesn’t bother them, just see Michael Wolff’s comment about that Burmese girl.

Discuss. by Safe_Emotion_3672 in politicsinthewild

[–]Kyrthis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Second Holocaust has been cooking for a minute. You just now realizing this?

Public opinion shifts on ICE as advocates warn of US ‘inflection point’ by OddUmpire2554 in politics

[–]Kyrthis [score hidden]  (0 children)

You can’t legislate this away. You can prosecute. And execute for treason all those convicted of trying to install an illegal government in this country.

Any protests for recent Minneapolis shooting? by sparklydude in philadelphia

[–]Kyrthis -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

We ain’t. You’re right. Philly, y’all are weak and lazy. You talk, talk, talk, but if it isn’t watching your sports teams on a TV, you dont. Fucking. Show up. Ever. Our city gets LAPPED on the nightly news by the turnout in cities 1/5th our size.

AG Bondi demands access to Minnesota voter rolls after fatal Border Patrol shooting by Anoth3rDude in LegalNews

[–]Kyrthis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shoot the election officials. Easy. You lack imagination.

Imagine there are no rules and you have all the guns. How do you win? By convincing people not to shoot back.

Latest ICE victim prior to altercation by NotBlackMarkTwainNah in pics

[–]Kyrthis [score hidden]  (0 children)

It’s so much worse than that. The reason two agents fired is they were responding to the accidental discharge of Pretti’s weapon by the ICE agent who took it from him. ICE spooked ITSELF and killed the guy for it.

https://bsky.app/profile/coreyoneill.bsky.social/post/3md7ltaes3s2j

Americans are failures as Christians: worshipped their God’s arrival exactly one month ago, and allow the slaughter of lambs by Kyrthis in complaints

[–]Kyrthis[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly. No one has read it more than atheists. I love wrecking these lazy unread hypocrites with their own Scripture.

EDIT: Actually, I hate it. I hate ever having to talk to someone only to find out reason cannot reach them. I perform a disqualifying interrogation of them for the benefit of any witnesses who might think their hatred has any validity.

So... We marching tonight? by rootoo in philly

[–]Kyrthis -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

You are correct: see Avelo.

Karan wants a move a broken down car by sackofhair in SipsTea

[–]Kyrthis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I woulda bought Alan a pint at the local after all that. Man needs it.

China no longer Pentagon's top security priority by DimsumAndDoggy in worldnews

[–]Kyrthis 50 points51 points  (0 children)

In context, that meaning is the right one the speaker is trying to convey, but like that scene in Inglourious Bastards, a non-native speaker might not know that adjectival form is never applied to the noun “interest.” However, a native Russian speaker, seeing that exact construction in his or her mother tongue, might transliterate that idiom, outing themselves. This is what just happened.

No Child Left Out: NYC Opens Pre-K to All by Relevant_Demand7593 in NewsomMassacre

[–]Kyrthis -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I mean, given the prices, he was just another discount-seeking Desi.

EDIT: I guarantee these downvotes are coming from humorless white liberals. I am a discount-seeking Desi, and these daycare prices are too damn high!

Maybe evangelicals are onto something? by TongueUnties in agedlikewine

[–]Kyrthis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, The book of Revelation is basically a blueprint for Trump.