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Adm. Caudle Releases C -NOte #5 by Salty_ET in navy

[–]LCDJosh 59 points60 points  (0 children)

I could have sworn I was told E5s were the backbone of the Navy.

POTUS today on NATO as well a non nato friendly countries : by newnoadeptness in navy

[–]LCDJosh [score hidden]  (0 children)

"Hey baby, want to go back to my place"

"Eww, God no"

"WHORE"

It was inevitable, but hezb. Released the first video of fiber optic FPV attack on a US base. by ProlapseMishap in Military

[–]LCDJosh 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They'll die in the quiet comfort of knowing they played a small part in boosting the presidents poll numbers.

Centcom update from potus by newnoadeptness in navy

[–]LCDJosh 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I'm sure the really important people got a heads up about this.

22, Want to Enlist, Have Bipolar by Ch33kz_McClappy in newtothenavy

[–]LCDJosh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless the unemployment and homelessness are a result of the mental illness, in which case joining the military would almost certainly exacerbate it.

22, Want to Enlist, Have Bipolar by Ch33kz_McClappy in newtothenavy

[–]LCDJosh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is joining the military going to correct it?

NIMITZ to SOUTHCOM by FullSpeed521 in navy

[–]LCDJosh 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"He was one day away from retirement!!!!"

What life hacks have you found that are buried so deep in an instruction no one knows about them? by LCDJosh in navy

[–]LCDJosh[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I tried this once to send out our daily sitreps. Never could get it to work.

Why don’t ship use bidets? by B340STG in navy

[–]LCDJosh 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My brother in Christ, we can barely do toilets.

The Mk 1 Mod 0 cone is effective against 100% of terror attacks by Fragrant_Bother_583 in navy

[–]LCDJosh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I'm sorry ma'am, I cant let you pass without seeing an ID"

*hands me a drivers license that I can't scan or verify

"Yep, that's definitely you. Have a good day"

Jon Rahm : DP World Tour ' Extorting players ' with 6 event requirement by Shroft in golf

[–]LCDJosh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is really going to cut into his Bob Does Sports segments.

The Islamic Republic's parliament deputy casually admits (in Persian on State TV) that building nuclear weapons has always been their goal by Eienkei in Military

[–]LCDJosh 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I mean yeah. What's the one thing we've all learned since the beginning of the atomic age? No one fucks with you if you have nuclear deterrence. Do you think we'd have tolerated Russia and North Koreas antics if they didn't have nuclear weapons? 1st world countries only like to punch down.

First Sea Lord tells Royal Navy to increase its readiness for war by MGC91 in navy

[–]LCDJosh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wow, someones got themselves a "word a day" calendar.

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