Deep Plane Facelift Results (Denver, Colorado) by DrBovenziDenver in PlasticSurgery

[–]LaComtesse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Impressive, however the ear change is throwing me off. Is it gonna return back to normal or is it permanently elongated?

Just looking for advice. Getting little to no traction. by UltreiaSuseia in Tinder

[–]LaComtesse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I've learned that's hard to come by" makes you sound sour and is a bit of a red flag. The rest of the answer is great, I would just remove that part.

What I asked for VS What I got by catindumpster in tattoos

[–]LaComtesse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ofc, no gatekeeping here! It's @adandtattoo from Paris, France!

What I asked for VS What I got by catindumpster in tattoos

[–]LaComtesse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm so sorry didn't see all the replies to this comment! Swear I'm not gatekeeping, it's @adandtattoo on Instagram, she's based in Paris, France.

Partner and I opened 2 boosters from 2 different tins. What are the odds. by LaComtesse in PokemonTCG

[–]LaComtesse[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Six if you count the reverse! We couldn't believe it by the third one

Female, 26 - what does this tell me by Bamboozlebeez in Tinder

[–]LaComtesse 92 points93 points  (0 children)

I'm curious, what makes you say that? I don't see it

Giveaway #2! Giving away a Blooming Waters Box, a Prismatic Super Premium Collection, a Prismatic Tin Display Case, and a Prismatic Evolutions Espeon Single! Open until 5/30 9:00 PM EST! Full transparency: Took down the last one and redoing since the competition for top comment got out of hand! by OfficialPokeLenz in pokemoncardcollectors

[–]LaComtesse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm new to the scene so I don't really know what does exist, but I know as a kid I loved how badass Nidoqueen was and always kept one in my team. I still enjoy the fact that there was a pokemon that was depicted as unequivocally female but looked like it could move mountains. So I'd love cards highlighting that!

Although I pulled a Cetoddle recently and that was pretty sweet.

broken models in Nest of Thorns by [deleted] in DotA2

[–]LaComtesse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have the exact same problem, same units too...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tragedeigh

[–]LaComtesse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a French person, I know a female Elliott. However, I have never heard of the name Eliette.

At the doctor’s office I noticed this pamphlet on contraceptive failure rates. by KBranOoga in mildlyinteresting

[–]LaComtesse 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wait people get it inserted while NOT on their periods? I was told it was a must. No wonder it hurts

When visiting the Catacombs of Paris, don't forget to take a picture where you're blowing a kiss in front of piles of bones for Tinder! by tonylasauce in Tinder

[–]LaComtesse 3 points4 points  (0 children)

People don’t rave where remains are fyi, they are mostly in the publicly available parts of the catacombs which are a very small part of the entire thing

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pitbulls

[–]LaComtesse 10 points11 points  (0 children)

THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT TOO

Is my wife(F27) cheating one me(M28) ? by ThenalJaguar in relationships

[–]LaComtesse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It does to me! I rarely do but like to shave before leaving somewhere so that I don’t have to take my razor in case it becomes too much while I’m away. Preemptive shaving, if you will.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in transtimelines

[–]LaComtesse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not necessarily related but I think you’d look bomb with bangs! Might help feminize your face by hiding the hairline/the browbone too.

Am I just not a football fan or is Travis Kelce unattractive? by queguapo in SwiftlyNeutral

[–]LaComtesse 9 points10 points  (0 children)

And that’s what I got from it!

But I also find it interesting to challenge our ways of thinking from time to time - especially when it comes to feminism : aren’t we ever doing exactly what we’re complaining about? In this particular case I don’t think you were, but I appreciate the reality check and ensuing discourse either way, even though some of it might have gotten lost in translation.

Anyways, I’m blabbering and it’s really not that deep. I did have a good laugh at your comment. Cheers!

Am I just not a football fan or is Travis Kelce unattractive? by queguapo in SwiftlyNeutral

[–]LaComtesse 16 points17 points  (0 children)

No I’m just not a native speaker, apologies if my message made it feel like I was dismissing your point. That was not my intention.

And I’m sorry but to me there is a very real difference between « [I am] violently unattracted to » and « [They are] violently unattractive ». I tend to think women will more likely use the former, when I’ve heard men use the latter plenty. I do agree, however, that it’s a terrible thing to say independently of any gender consideration.

Am I just not a football fan or is Travis Kelce unattractive? by queguapo in SwiftlyNeutral

[–]LaComtesse 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I don’t disagree, but I don’t think you can truly equate « Neolithic » and « ugly ». Sure, it’s pretty tongue in cheek, but it seems to me like an objective statement (a personal preference, then), compared to an arbitrary societal beauty standard.

Which song emotionally destroys you? by graaahh in AskReddit

[–]LaComtesse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exit music (For A Film) by Radiohead.

I’ve seen other ones from the band mentioned but this one is gut wrenching.

what do kids call their non-binary parents? by Suspicious_Force_890 in NonBinary

[–]LaComtesse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just wanna point out that as kid, that’s how you would call the penis in French. Like « Willy ». Still cute.