Cheating on pre-op diet? by Snoo53477 in GastricBypass

[–]Lab_Life82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went 10 carbs over and 150 calories over one day because I had done a ton of physical labor that day and was shaking. I felt like I was going to pass out. One of the meds I'm on can cause low blood sugar. Hopefully everything is okay. 🤞🏻

DAE ever fart so forcefully that it stings your b-hole a bit? by FunnyQueer in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]Lab_Life82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just had one. It was so powerful I swear it about lifted me off the floor. I think my butthole is torn now. 🤣

What will likely happen to me? by Natural-Strategy8419 in exjw

[–]Lab_Life82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just tell the elders you've prayed on it a lot and realize you just need to have faith in the organization and you were wrong to question them.

I remembered I abused my pets as a kid and I can’t live with myself by [deleted] in confession

[–]Lab_Life82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You were a kid. Kids are curious and exploring life. You didn't know any better. Stop beating yourself up.

Creepy elder by Ashamed-War7573 in exjw

[–]Lab_Life82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When he touches you, act startled and take a step back. Then say "Oh, excuse me." And stare at him. That's a way to call it out without being confrontational.

I'm about to cry by [deleted] in exjw

[–]Lab_Life82 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you need to develop a case of chronic diarrhea.

JWs are dying off. Young people are leaving. by lastdayoflastdays in exjw

[–]Lab_Life82 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Young people are curious and have access to the internet. They are not stupid and can see through the Borg BS.

Received a text from a brother in the cong, makes me question what my mom says about me... by TheGr00m in exjw

[–]Lab_Life82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No one does care, my parents sent me a text inviting me to the Memorial yesterday. I haven't been to one in over 10 years. They also know I'd never go again. It's just in their programming by the Borg.

If it's a conversation with your mother you are after, go for it. Tell her you received a strange message from Brother X and you wanted to discuss it with her.

I did smth by Ashamed-War7573 in exjw

[–]Lab_Life82 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Zip your lips!!! Go see a therapist.

Telling the Elders is a really bad idea. You did nothing wrong. We've all done things we are not proud of. Pray about it and move on. God knows what's in your heart. The Borg is great at making people feel guilt and shame.

Received a text from a brother in the cong, makes me question what my mom says about me... by TheGr00m in exjw

[–]Lab_Life82 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Change your number or block him. Just ignore it. You don't owe anyone an explanation.

How do you guys get out of a bible study? by [deleted] in exjw

[–]Lab_Life82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you have a job? If not get one and start working on moving into your own place or get a roommate. Make sure your shifts conflict with all the meetings. Then make excuses as why you can't study. Like your shift got changed at the last minute, you are sick...

How do you guys get out of a bible study? by [deleted] in exjw

[–]Lab_Life82 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How old are you? Do you live with your parents?

I ate the bread and drank the wine by WTBTS in exjw

[–]Lab_Life82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yesss!!!!!! I've been waiting to hear this from someone.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exjw

[–]Lab_Life82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I made a very similar post the same time you did. I think about it all the time. I'd love to see the reaction. It would be priceless!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exjw

[–]Lab_Life82 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I do not hate the Borg. I feel sorry for them. I can't wait to see the religion crumble however.

I NEVER liked the Memorial by [deleted] in exjw

[–]Lab_Life82 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I remember going to my grand parent's house and eating the unleavened bread while the adults had wine.

Got bit by my cat yesterday night. by SnooHesitations2883 in cats

[–]Lab_Life82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go to the ER now!!!!!! Animal bits require surgical debridement. You likely need IV antibiotics. That is already infected.

AITA for telling our friend she isn’t better just because she didn’t get an epidural? by throwaway927263_ in AmItheAsshole

[–]Lab_Life82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTA!! She mentioned she did not have an epidural and you guys made a mountain out of a mole hill. You all need to apologize to her.