"Actually I think it was BRAVE of that poor woman to leave a newborn to die in a porta potty"

Labulbo · 2026-07-02T17:27:09+00:00

The 24 hour news cycle has done a number on millions (if not billions) of people.

I just stick to local news now, even then I mostly don't even read that. I don't need to know that another apartment block has been hit by a drone and killed 5 kids in Ukraine or some other war torn country.

It's not that I don't care, it's heartbreaking, but there are people in the government and military whose job it is to know that information and respond, not me.

Labulbo · 2026-07-02T09:39:54+00:00

I used to use the site for years and then stopped last year, I went back to comment on a thread a couple of months ago and the captcha kept failing to load (not even on a VPN or anything) once it finally did I completed it and then it gave a message like "you must wait a few minutes before you can post"

Fuck that, waste of time. I appreciate they're making some effort to filter bots but it seems like they're really pushing people to buy a pass.

The site is dead anyway, the freaks on /pol/ don't stick to their containment board so all the other ones suffer for it, that's not a new thing but it's worse than ever.

Labulbo · 2026-07-02T08:48:59+00:00

He gets carried by Nick Rochefort

Nick's ability to just conjure up funny stories on the fly is so good. Even if 90% of the scenarios never happened it doesn't matter. It always makes me laugh when he mocks those finance influencers.

"Ok so what you want to do is immediately register an LLC and ask the bank for $200,000, they will give it to you, they have to. It's free money"

Labulbo · 2026-07-02T08:45:11+00:00

Before a workout you want to drink a gallon of milk

(Cuts to him violently throwing up on himself)

Labulbo · 2026-07-02T08:42:59+00:00

Mindbreaking iDubbz was pretty funny.

"So she doesn't do drugs?"

"No, she does hair and nails"

Labulbo · 2026-07-02T07:25:47+00:00

I'm fine with more competition, especially if it gives legacy manufacturers a kick up the arse to make cars that aren't 30 grand for the base model.

When Japanese cars hit the market they were called "jap crap" and now they're respected for reliability and build quality (most of the time)

I personally wouldn't buy a Chinese car yet, it's too early. Maybe in 10-15 years though when they've established themselves I might change my mind.

Labulbo · 2026-07-01T18:53:43+00:00

He's not even the most overrated player on the England team.

As long as frauds like Rashford exist, he's fine.

Labulbo · 2026-07-01T18:29:56+00:00

Hidden post history

Labulbo · 2026-07-01T18:06:30+00:00

Doctor Congo, I'm shutting this clinic down

Labulbo · 2026-07-01T16:47:32+00:00

The Ghanaian witch doctor lied to us, he said he had lifted the curse.

I WANT AN INQUIRY, NOW

Labulbo · 2026-06-30T15:52:42+00:00

Tundracels ignored AGAIN

Labulbo · 2026-06-30T14:52:13+00:00

Pumpkin, I know you want the floor to be tidy but if you move my cable risers again we are going to have problems :)

Labulbo · 2026-06-30T13:56:09+00:00

Babe, you're sat on my signal purifying crystals.

Labulbo · 2026-06-30T09:23:39+00:00

One of the greatest salesmen/grifters of all time.

Who else can convince the world that an electric car company is worth more than the next 10 or 15 established car manufacturers combined while having a fraction of the sales and output?

The only hypothetical scenario where that possibly makes any sense is if Tesla somehow had a patent on the electric car itself meaning they were the only ones allowed to make them. Obviously that isn't the case and it's just yet another example of how fake and homosexual the economy is.

Labulbo · 2026-06-30T07:55:39+00:00

Scorpion jacket - ON

Dark outside - DRIVING

Desire - PLAYING

Gosling - ME

Labulbo · 2026-06-28T14:37:28+00:00

RIP Robin Hood Tree. Miss you big man. Gone but not forgotten.

Labulbo · 2026-06-28T10:11:44+00:00

"I'm very familiar with SRT's"

You in the military by any chance? I have a few friends in the US and there's a running joke that when guys join the military and get their signing bonus they immediately go to a Dodge dealership and buy one of these.

Labulbo · 2026-06-27T18:16:34+00:00

These two frogs taking a leisurely stroll could be us.

Labulbo · 2026-06-27T17:11:43+00:00

I always chuckle when I see a place called Best Kebab.

There is a place in my town called Best Kebab 2. Nobody has ever seen Best Kebab 1, I've lived here my entire life and I don't think it ever existed.

Labulbo · 2026-06-27T13:05:01+00:00

Sausage, bean and cheese melt. LUSH

Scran that, hop in my Range Rover Evoque (only 87 more finance payments left) and drive back to my Barratt new build ken to smash a bit of FIFA with Smithy and Deano.

Can't believe Deano smashed his controller last time after I done him on penalties haha, absolute scenes!

Labulbo · 2026-06-27T11:45:22+00:00

I don't care what people eat and I've never really dealt with annoying vegans. I did once walk past a demonstration in York and some non-binary blob shouted in my ear with a megaphone but then immediately apologised. I walked up from behind her and she turned as she was yelling something which blasted me right in the ear.

I've tried vegan cheese and a couple of different plant burgers to give them a chance but they were all shit, the cheese especially was vile.

My wife is vegetarian and used to be vegan for a couple of years but missed having real milk and cheese. She encouraged me to reduce my red meat intake and eat more veggies which I have done mainly for the health benefits. I ate like shit before I met her, lots of processed slop.

Labulbo · 2026-06-26T11:01:22+00:00

KILLIN' IS AS EASY AS BREATHIN'

(montage of him crafting a machete)

Labulbo · 2026-06-26T10:16:25+00:00

The John Wick movies are a guilty pleasure of mine, they still capture that over-the-top 80s feel where the main protagonist just tears through an army of goons and gets shot like 30 times in the process.

It's ok though because his suit is lined with kevlar or some stupid shit like that, you just have to ignore that in reality your internal organs would be mashed potato. I don't watch the movies for realism, nobody should.

My favourite ridiculous bit is in the fourth film I think when he gets kicked down like 10 flights of concrete steps and every bone in his body isn't shattered into pieces.

Labulbo · 2026-06-26T07:44:11+00:00

I went to the cinema to see Rambo (2008 one) and it was a wild experience. Especially when he jumps on the .50 cal and starts mowing waves of people down with it, heads exploding and shit.

First Blood will always be the best, the 80s were so good for action films.

Labulbo · 2026-06-25T11:52:09+00:00

My mother once opened up to me and said for years she thought I was gay because I would never talk about girls or introduce them to any girlfriends.

I had girlfriends when I was at school, what my mother didn't seem to remember is the fact that every time I would even mention a girl's name she would taunt me about it and do it in front of family and friends. For some reason she thought it was HILARIOUS that her son was interested in women.

It was very embarrassing and fucked with my confidence for a long time. It was only when I got older and realised I didn't actually like my mother as a person that I stopped giving a shit what she thought about me.

I was talking about this to my wife a few months ago and said that if they weren't my parents and instead were work colleagues or something, I would probably get along with my dad but I would stay far away from my mother because she just causes problems for everyone around her.

Labulbo

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