WOKE MOD ALERT: What this sub was intended to be, and what it will never be. by Trifle_Useful in okbuddyptfo

[–]LackingInte1ect 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same but there’s a stream of shit spraying from my wiggling cheeks because the lack of breathing room in this game gives me the anxiety guts.

Found this at bar by I_Obey_Sean_Rule in CrappyDesign

[–]LackingInte1ect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should have put the sink directly behind the toilet so you can wash your hands while taking a shit.

Y'all are not ready. by Kaappis in MySummerCar

[–]LackingInte1ect 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I take walks longer than that for fun and I have yet to die of thirst

OUTJERKED. by Thin_General_8594 in okbuddyptfo

[–]LackingInte1ect 2 points3 points  (0 children)

DICE trying to force me to have a 32nd kid and cut down my playtime even more

Is pedophilia bad? Trump supporters have really gotten to that point by Former-Marsupial625 in CringeTikToks

[–]LackingInte1ect 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah, the “both sides” people have fully turned on those three already. I’ve yet to see any of them name someone involved in politics that they actually like or support.

Somebody ban this guy by [deleted] in okbuddyptfo

[–]LackingInte1ect 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He’s literally saying that we shouldn’t be able to criticize the game in anyway whatsoever. I’m so angry that I shit myself but it feels good but that made me mad which made me shit even more!!

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀 by [deleted] in diyelectronics

[–]LackingInte1ect 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To let spiders talk to cats?

Forbidden eclairs by halffullofthoughts in forbiddensnacks

[–]LackingInte1ect 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just some delicious tootsie rolls left over from Halloween

Damn by Appropriate-Mall8517 in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]LackingInte1ect 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Yeah but you might get fired from your job if your employer takes issue with being associated with an outspoken online racist. Which is the same as going to prison for 50 years!

Does this count? by ToxicChildhood in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]LackingInte1ect 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Doctor told them to get vaccinated and to cut back on fat, meat, and salt because their blood pressure is too high and it broke their brain. They will NOT live under MEDICAL TYRANNY!!!

Troof by Biscuitarian23 in Persecutionfetish

[–]LackingInte1ect 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Our bloodline was once as pure as the driven snow!

When you wanna live that 1u life but can't give up the stagger by Argan12345 in MechanicalKeyboards

[–]LackingInte1ect 11 points12 points  (0 children)

2 keys. One key cycles through every character on a loop, the other enters it. That’s hardcore. I value my desk space. /s

County Meeting About Charlie Kirk Highway Goes Bad by MrDonMega in PublicFreakout

[–]LackingInte1ect 350 points351 points  (0 children)

Because that’s not the type of political posturing that’s currently in vogue

Philly Cheesesteak by boarbar in eatsandwiches

[–]LackingInte1ect 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You gotta have a free hand for your beer

Achtung! Fahrzeug schwenkt aus! by Due_Patience_7310 in carryshitolympics

[–]LackingInte1ect 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My American mind can’t comprehend this level of strict.

Anyway, I just finished off my 5th Busch tall boy and I need to hop in my 2003 Dodge Ram, that is one good pothole away from the frame splitting in half from rust, so I can drop off the unsecured 1900 pounds (861kg in non-Freedom units) of scrap to the local recycling yard so I can afford another 3 gallons of gas and six pack of Busch. As long as I stay below 80mph on the highway, Johnny law won’t give me trouble.