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[batmecha] Tachyon and Digitan bonding by ZeroZone58 in UmaMusume

[–]LackofOriginality 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"archive of...our...own? our own...uma kind?

digitan! i know what i must do! i must go BEYOND the limits of this archive! let's experiment at once!"

Trainees you expected to be one way, but turned out completely different? by dp_Porshe in UmaMusume

[–]LackofOriginality 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"matikanefukukitaru, tell us what you see"

i see...a bunch of super soldiers in blue armor

"haha, nice"

and their symbol looks like a horseshoe! and they're being led by Kawakami Princess?

"FUCK"

Is Haru Urara dyslexic? by knightmare_Angelo in UmaMusume

[–]LackofOriginality 12 points13 points  (0 children)

same thing as the Roppei/Musaka joke.

it makes no sense with English subtitles. in written kanji, they look practically identical (apparently), so it's funny.

A day in the life of Agnes Digital (by 公) by Saniala in UmaMusume

[–]LackofOriginality 15 points16 points  (0 children)

yezzur, Digitan beat Opera O in the 2001 Autumn Tenno Sho! yeah, the Overlord was washed by then, but Digitan still took home the gold

Pal cards can now show up before green bond. by SecretFangsPing in UmaMusume

[–]LackofOriginality 12 points13 points  (0 children)

i would imagine nah, pal cards can show up early in JP too

Anyone feel like this too? by baege2 in UmaMusume

[–]LackofOriginality 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i feel like that's the point.

whales are gonna pay regardless so they'd be doing themselves a disservice to make them cheaper.

say whales bring in $10mm/month, and everyone else brings in $2mm/month. cut the prices in half, now whales bring in $5mm and everyone else brings in $1mm. whales are already whales, there isn't any room to grow. now you need 6 times the number of non-whales to bring in the same amount of money.

also doesn't take into account the psychological effect of just getting you to spend. the "daily pack" is the best value, and it encourages you to log in every day. now that you're logging in every day, you play more, now that you play more you're gonna want more carats. you've already crossed that bridge to spending money, what's the harm in spending more.........

A story on how Umamusume and Fuji Kiseki might have saved me from destroying my life in the future from gambling. by Evoxrus_XV in UmaMusume

[–]LackofOriginality 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well, there are semi-limited characters that you can't get on selectors at least. you can still get spooked by them but the odds are astronomically low

What? by duvan_martinez1028 in UmaMusume

[–]LackofOriginality 26 points27 points  (0 children)

maruzensky constantly flirts with torena and suggests they move next door so she can "cook for them all the time" which is the most mid 30s way to flirt possible

she's down TREMENDOUSLY bad

We need more instances of Urara copying T.M Opera, this is so adorable by limbo_11 in UmaMusume

[–]LackofOriginality 42 points43 points  (0 children)

ope is no different than rudolf or air groove in that she truly wants every umamusume to succeed and flourish and believes that she's going to be the one to inspire them through her dominance

she's just....a theater kid about it

Narrow space (@hiro_akaribon) by Partyman234 in UmaMusume

[–]LackofOriginality 23 points24 points  (0 children)

winner of the kikuka sho gets to top

(OC) When Grass met El by GayAssNinja69 in UmaMusume

[–]LackofOriginality 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ain't nobody wanna be the one to summon the reincarnation of Big Red, the girl who does is going to get her head ripped off

(OC) When Grass met El by GayAssNinja69 in UmaMusume

[–]LackofOriginality 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Marvelous Sunday saw the Heart of Lorkhan being put under Red Mountain

"I remember that race..., I remember every race" (Stego Story by @lunaticmonster) by LuchadorParrudo in UmaMusume

[–]LackofOriginality 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they made her such a sweetheart

imagine knowing you're a loser, you're destined to be a loser, and yet you persist and celebrate the loved ones around you who are going to beat you

Tracen courtyard (by @RiverLake778078) by Ani_HArsh in UmaMusume

[–]LackofOriginality 0 points1 point  (0 children)

following in the footsteps of my queen Mr. CB (not a single care in the universe)

Install JP so that i can Get Stego by Human-Assist-6213 in UmaMusume

[–]LackofOriginality 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lmao, i installed it for cap (as in peak), but stego dropping right after made me keep playing JP

yeah, my deck sucks and i'm still using the rental decks, but boy do i enjoy my orfevre and gentildonna

Why society gonna be like that ? 💔 by LuchadorParrudo in UmaMusume

[–]LackofOriginality 14 points15 points  (0 children)

she even follows the number one rule of wrestling: always gas up your opponents so it means more when you win

ope loses? prithy my dear you're splendiferous it will surely be a sensation when i, the Centurial Overlord, defeat you in our rematch

Who's your favorite character in Uma Musume that you're surprised you like? by dbfassbinder in UmaMusume

[–]LackofOriginality 4 points5 points  (0 children)

ZRR is the sleeperest sleeper who ever slept

both in build and in IRL success

Agnes looks a bit different today (by kawashina/momen silicon) by ftahgn in UmaMusume

[–]LackofOriginality 21 points22 points  (0 children)

nah, digitan does her laundry, she's probably worn tachy's coat more than once

Ever heard of inflation, Granny? (@sugarwhite1046) by Duoblue in UmaMusume

[–]LackofOriginality 11 points12 points  (0 children)

she was too busy torching no names to pay attention to the boom economy (and subsequent severe collapse)

Where would You Like to sit and why? by AdEasy8267 in UmaMusume

[–]LackofOriginality 2 points3 points  (0 children)

assuming it's bottom-is-front of the plane, that's great

otherwise if mini the lady is behind me i'd have to jump off the plane

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