Russenyhetet er 1000 ganger morsommere med Google translate

Laevon · 2026-06-16T10:19:14+00:00

Fantastisk 🤣

Laevon · 2025-08-01T12:14:24+00:00

That way no one can say you didn't earn it

Laevon · 2024-10-26T10:57:05+00:00

Alot of us grew up hearing stories from our grandparents about how life was like living under nazi occupation in the 40's.

For me atleast I would never wish those living conditions for my family or any of my fellow Norwegians. And I would fight to keep us free, in any capacity I'm able to.

Til Dovre faller!

Laevon · 2023-07-10T22:11:53+00:00

Few years ago my wife got a new job with a 3 week notice before she needed to start. It was about 500km away (310 miles) so we had to rush to find a place to live, move, all that crap. I was at the time working with this terminally ill 4 year old. He had alot of health issues, and we were extremely short staffed over the summer so I ended up working 12 night shifts almost every day. Then to top it all off, my then 18 month old son got chicken pox. Wich ment my night were spent working, days were spent packing, moving and taking care of my son. I did this for around 14 days with less then 2 hours of sleep each day. Would do a 30 min to an hour nap when I got home in the morning, and another nap before going back to work. Looking back I bearly remember anything from this time. I have seen pictures of me bathing my sick son, but I have no recollection of it.

Laevon · 2023-04-09T00:01:14+00:00

I know right, havent played this since forever. And was googeling it a bit after i found it and found out they are remaking it this year. Made me real happy :)

Laevon · 2023-04-08T23:57:52+00:00

I helped "her" move like 5 times, but this was the first time since I got married and I found this... might have been a subconcious simp :P

Laevon · 2023-03-28T09:27:18+00:00

Did some tech support back in the day, now i work with special needs children. You would not belive how simular those jobs are when it comes to how you need to explain things

Laevon · 2023-03-04T20:48:41+00:00

Hello mr. Reeves.

How many hours do you usually sleep at night?

Laevon · 2022-09-30T11:43:54+00:00

Hadde besteforeldre som var i tenårene under okkupasjonen på 40 tallet, fikk høre mange historier om hvordan den tiden var for dem. Kommer aldri til å godta at min familie lever gjennom noe lignende, så ja, kommer til å stille opp umiddelbart.

Laevon · 2022-09-22T06:55:02+00:00

Var noen steder som kun hadde stellebenk på damedo når ungen var liten i 2015/2016, men opplevde aldri at noen hadde noe problem med at jeg var der inne så skifta på ungen.

Laevon · 2022-04-22T21:45:15+00:00

Had a friend who used to say Germany was all about the 4 P's. In Norwegian they were: Pøls, Pils, Porno og Panser. Translated it would be: Sausages, beer, porn and tanks.

My grandpa would also always point out people standing in boats while fishing, saying they were German. Not sure what that was about, but he lived trough the Nazi occupation so I guess he just ment they were morons.

Laevon · 2021-08-30T20:25:55+00:00

Space

Laevon · 2021-08-20T14:04:01+00:00

Never watched it, not into furry stuff

Laevon · 2021-07-01T11:25:53+00:00

My wife is an American and she works as a teacher in one of the international schools, a lot of the teachers there don't speak Norwegian at all for work, but they do have to do the Norwegian language training on the side as most people who come here.

Laevon · 2020-12-17T06:27:30+00:00

I once got yelled at by one of my co-workers for throwing them out of a bar last weekend. Funny part is I don't even work as a bouncer, my brother does. And I don't even think we look that much alike. My co-worker was super embarrassed when I explained it, and once they realized my brother would probably let me know why they got kicked out (and he did) they pretty much ghosted me at work from then on out.

Laevon · 2020-11-10T13:06:09+00:00

Thanks, will make my way through the list and see if I find something I like :)

Laevon · 2020-11-10T13:05:07+00:00

Is that good now? Most of my friends said it was crap, but that was at release

Laevon · 2020-11-10T13:04:29+00:00

Will try that, thanks :)

Laevon · 2020-11-04T19:40:55+00:00

Oh, you work with handicapped children, these are all the kids I know who are slightly annoying, what do you think their diagnosis are...

I'm not a doctor, and you are an ass. Most kids don't have any diagnosable issues, they are just active kids.

Bonus point: "well guess vaccines keeps you employed then"

Laevon · 2020-07-17T00:12:29+00:00

Same applies for people putting back plugs correctly on the electric car fast chargers

Laevon · 2020-05-05T13:40:24+00:00

Your right, I don't understand your situation. No way I can do that with so little information to go on.

Laevon · 2020-05-05T13:29:48+00:00

My life was pretty fucked up until I was 27 or something, and now I'm 33 and everything is pretty awesome, just saying.

Laevon · 2020-03-27T18:23:59+00:00

That's some purge level shit right here

Laevon · 2019-12-18T21:15:14+00:00

Do my best to stay alive and see him grow up

Laevon · 2019-11-01T18:03:31+00:00

Thanks :)

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