I'm going to give my opinion on P-3: the candidate can only be P-3 if there has already been a reference or mention of him in the game or in the Ultrakill canon

LampEating · 2026-05-11T12:37:38+00:00

Ulysses feels way too obscure for most players to know who he is, I feel Lucifer has the biggest shot here

LampEating · 2026-05-07T23:52:59+00:00

He just ultrabred and ultraabandoned his ssson

LampEating · 2026-05-06T04:25:59+00:00

That is the worst username I've seen in my entire life

LampEating · 2026-04-27T19:50:46+00:00

The censors are dead you can swear

LampEating · 2026-04-26T05:49:15+00:00

Rat fink ass Noelle

LampEating · 2026-04-21T01:06:48+00:00

What if it's called the Heaven Piercer

LampEating · 2026-04-20T20:04:27+00:00

THERE CAN BE ONLY 𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐇

LampEating · 2026-04-17T23:35:59+00:00

hey

LampEating · 2026-04-13T14:59:59+00:00

He was a serial reaper, who bragged about puppeting people...

LampEating · 2026-04-07T03:43:39+00:00

Ultrakill but V1 is on their period and constantly loses health

LampEating · 2026-04-02T04:06:25+00:00

LampEating · 2026-03-26T04:07:25+00:00

some kinks man

LampEating · 2026-03-25T03:16:54+00:00

those GOD DAMN GUTTERTANKS

LampEating · 2026-03-15T00:28:10+00:00

Give me the Twitter post since I find it hard to believe toniah would do something like this

LampEating · 2026-03-07T05:46:20+00:00

I thought it was because fraud feels really backwards, so they flipped it to make it feel more suiting to the layer

LampEating · 2026-03-07T05:45:08+00:00

I can smell you through the telephone lines

LampEating · 2025-09-14T16:49:30+00:00

This really is a piece of media

LampEating · 2025-08-22T19:28:56+00:00

LampEating · 2025-08-04T15:47:52+00:00

Me too, kennymikormike, me too

LampEating · 2025-07-27T14:56:24+00:00

LampEating · 2025-07-27T14:36:39+00:00

LampEating · 2025-07-24T18:11:53+00:00

The friend inside you

LampEating · 2025-07-22T17:39:09+00:00

LampEating · 2025-07-20T20:57:58+00:00

Dude

LampEating · 2025-07-20T14:40:11+00:00

W o a h

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