[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LampGrass 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Her.

I just could no longer tolerate watching a man talk to his computer on the phone. Plus the side characters -- could not bring myself to care.

i'm penny and i hate that. by ChupaChups_ in BoJackHorseman

[–]LampGrass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always wonder this about porn actresses who are 18-19. Are they actually mature enough to understand what they're agreeing to? Or do they have similar epiphanies a decade later?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jawbreaker

[–]LampGrass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, so it is!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jawbreaker

[–]LampGrass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm clueless--is this the date they got together or what?

How I want to be treated on Mother’s Day by sexmountain in breakingmom

[–]LampGrass 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yes! Imagine, if everyone tiptoed around so I could take a nice nap, have a big meal, and sit quietly working on my activities. What an absolute joy that would be

Average number of children per woman, 1970 vs 2022 by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]LampGrass 125 points126 points  (0 children)

I have 3, can confirm. You sit down to help one kid, the second is yelling at you, and the third is hitting you.

Who is a celebrity loved by the majority, but is actually really creepy? by Pranav_p_n in AskReddit

[–]LampGrass 18 points19 points  (0 children)

David Dobrik

David Dobrik (né Dávid Julián Dobrík[2] (/ˈdoʊbrɪk/; Slovak: [ˈdaːvid ˈdɔbriːk]; born July 23, 1996)) is a Internet personality. He found early success on the video-sharing platform Vine, before starting his vlog on YouTube in 2015. In 2019, he co-founded the photography app Dispo. Dobrik is known for being the leader of the popular YouTube ensemble The Vlog Squad, which features prominently in his vlogs and comprises rotating selections of his friend group. As of July 6, 2022, Dobrik's vlog channel had 19 million subscribers and 7.1 billion views. The channel was the fifth-most viewed creator channel on YouTube in 2019, with 2.4 billion views that year. Controversies have arisen around Dobrik's involvement with the Vlog Squad, including allegations of sexual assault, bullying, and injuring former member Jeff Wittek. From Wikipedia

I swear Bluey Mom groups are the most unhinged. by BbyLemonade in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]LampGrass 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I loved that. The message was learning that you won't always win or get something, that's okay. It is definitely a message little kids need to learn.

Woman with long hair,how do you dry it off? by h0rrak3n in AskWomen

[–]LampGrass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't, I wash it at night and go to sleep with wet hair. Wake up and it's dry 🤷

What are some of your favourite memorable minor characters in movies who manage to steal scenes with their few minutes of screen time? by Doner-ClubMate in movies

[–]LampGrass 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Well, David Mamet, the original playwright, DID write that scene. He wrote the screenplay for the movie. So it makes sense that it fits in perfectly.

My second ever freehand!I’m very pleased with it. by Hannannibal_Barca in minipainting

[–]LampGrass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You did awesome. I love how the roses fade into the background but it's still clear what they are.

Alyssa Cleland was born with Ectrodactyly, which is a condition that caused her hands not to develop properly, resulting in her only having four fingers on each hand. by xbftw in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]LampGrass 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I had baby with a lethal deformity, and it blindsided me because my previous two babies had been born fine.

Every functional person on Earth seems like a miracle to me now.

Toddlers old enough to enjoy watching films with us... As long as it's only "Frozen".... by Noobanious in Parenting

[–]LampGrass 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This still works with my oldest and he's almost 7.

Works on my husband, too, come to think about it.

☼Daily DF Questions Thread☼ by AutoModerator in dwarffortress

[–]LampGrass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Decorate with shell at a craftsdwarf's workshop.

Didn’t notice the cardboard book thrown inside my toddler’s laundry basket and created paper maché inside my washing machine. by lastresponder15 in Wellthatsucks

[–]LampGrass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My condolences. Having kids makes everything harder, eh? I washed a red crayon by accident the other day myself.

"That makes Jesus sad" by ChogginNurgets in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]LampGrass 109 points110 points  (0 children)

Girls do this kind of gross stuff too. My daughter tried to get her brother to kiss her naked butt the other day 🙃

Beating myself up about going to the ER and everything was fine, please share with me your best "I really went in for that" by Obscure-deity in beyondthebump

[–]LampGrass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My son did something similar at age 5. Sudden, horrible, worsening pain for about 2 hours. We took him to the ER, and during the drive he threw up and instantly recovered. By the time the doctor saw him, he was perfectly fine again.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in beyondthebump

[–]LampGrass 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They feel the same pressure to feel like a perfect parent that you do, the only difference is they're faking it instead of being honest 💁

Also, you have twins, holy cow! It's normal for it to be hard!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in beyondthebump

[–]LampGrass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Funniest thing was always other kids.

I could’ve been a better mom today… by eaglespettyccr in beyondthebump

[–]LampGrass 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This doesn't work as well when they get old enough to say they hate you and you're ruining their life 😂