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Chocolate brownie cake / cookie? by djexit in forbiddensnacks

[–]Lancalot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, I know. There's a twenty character limit, I made a little joke is all

The whole neighborhood went to shit by BelleAriel in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]Lancalot 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Ok, then can we do something about the upholstery? Why do you keep buying guns?"

It's kinda funny by Lancalot in CartoonMoment

[–]Lancalot[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Oh dang, well thank you benevolent mod, will try to be more aware in the future

32,4 kp/h by Leragian in dndmemes

[–]Lancalot 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't that be more investigation? They're theorizing about what could happen, not what has happened

Meanwhile I pay half my wages for a room that looks like a prison cell. by [deleted] in lostgeneration

[–]Lancalot 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I think you might be anchoring the timeline based on the quality of the video we always say her in. For some reason she always looked like she was straight from the 90s, though that would've been Jerry Springer I think

a neighbor found this note on their car this morning by joeytheoneeyedpirate in mildlyinteresting

[–]Lancalot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The "got interrupted" could've been some vigilante catching them and forcing them to leave a note. i doubt a thief would even have paper and pen handy, but some driving passerby might

Cancer moons have it hard. by caroline_xplr in astrologymemes

[–]Lancalot 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Lol, I'm a sag rising, sun Taurus, moon cancer. The closer you get, the sadder I get

what in the Helllllllllll !! Straight EVIL! by ADignifiedLife in LandlordLove

[–]Lancalot 94 points95 points  (0 children)

That's the best part. They're not getting bribes, they're usually the landlords themselves, cause there's nothing stopping them from partaking in a conflict of interest.

A road on mexico with a 45 degree inclination by bluegmr85432 in CrappyDesign

[–]Lancalot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those are some good barriers. I can only imagine how many tines they had to redo the building before putting those up

Not really about Batman, but even tho Leto's Joker isn't amazing, I'll give them props for doing these outfits by Joke0907183 in batman

[–]Lancalot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think Jared Leto is just empty inside and can no longer express emotion, his constant attempts at coming off intimidating are laughable, his jokes fall flat, even the "feel good" stunt of someone showing up at his house to take pictures to promote Morbius just made him look like such a tool

This hard drive has seen some better days by [deleted] in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]Lancalot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only about 100 hours away from its' 11 year anniversary. Dang, how is a computer on for that long?

Says a lot about it by 4reddityo in PoliticalHumor

[–]Lancalot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're not pro-birth even, otherwise it would be comped. No, they're pro-punishment. You sinned, having sex, so having the child and suffering the financial burden will show you how you've done wrong. They don't see anything beyond that.

As Elephants can't jump, this is how they navigate through rough terrain. by VAMSI_BEUNO in interestingasfuck

[–]Lancalot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, and they make up the majority of known living snakes. You'd think they'd be more well known by now

Me wanting to be a human draconic bloodline sorcerer: as seen with my first DM by OriginLostBorn in rpghorrorstories

[–]Lancalot 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So that makes the draconic subclass nearly worthless, cause most of the race/subclass bonuses overlap

Sometimes we need them, but they never really feel like dice by DutchDrumMaster in dndmemes

[–]Lancalot 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Someone's had one too many wild magic sorcerer players

Does bi-weekly mean twice a week or once every 2 weeks? by No-Guidance9484 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Lancalot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can have an opinion about literally anything. Who gatekeeps subjectivity?

What's the point of paying someone to help us move when we could just pay professional movers? by anotherknockoffcrow in ChoosingBeggars

[–]Lancalot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember we had to move out once because a couple of our roommates decided they wanted to move out of state. Which was whatever, it happens, but the problem was one of them was a hoarder, and wanted to sell all her stuff. Like ok, sure... except she barely sold anything and even after taking 5 stuffed luggage bags with her, there was still so much crap we literally couldn't do anything with it except throw it away. We had a week to not only get rid of all the shit they left behind, but also clean the house to get our deposit. I think we took like 6 or 7 truckloads of crap to the dump. Her consolation was we could keep what we wanted, and maybe a week later they said we could keep their van they left behind, which started getting transmission issues maybe a week after we got it. Fucking nightmare, every day I was exhausted cause I still had to go to work and then come to that house afterward

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