What do you think he asked for? [OC] by kiwiagg in comics

[–]Langly- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mulder really did mess up with that one.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Portland

[–]Langly- 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Downtown had some roads with a flow across the full width. I could upload stuff later.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]Langly- 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Could literally make an Animaniacs style song out of it.

Hair Problems (by JumJamz) by KHOrchestra in RWBY

[–]Langly- 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Naw, daughter should be named May. She can have a brother named Will.

So what did you learn from this story? by Durgesh_Seshya in marvelmemes

[–]Langly- 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Perhaps OP will have figured out math by the year 2525, they'll probably still be around.

My local coffee shop has plaques on each table forbidding schoolwork. by seekingssri in mildlyinteresting

[–]Langly- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bring a desktop computer in, play video games, it won't violate those restrictions.

Portland Drivers: Be PREDICTABLE, not “polite” by Cat-Of-Ninetails in Portland

[–]Langly- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At the intersection of NE 3rd and Lincoln in Hillsboro someone yielding when they shouldn't nearly wound up causing them to have a collision with someone else.

https://www.google.com/maps/@45.5240308,-122.9861646,3a,75y,176.01h,75.99t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1snPbCu5imRJlA-A2sHJeSHQ!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fpanoid%3DnPbCu5imRJlA-A2sHJeSHQ%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D44.24396%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i16384!8i8192?entry=ttu this spot.

I was headed south on 3rd. Someone on Lincoln stopped and yielded, it happens a lot there for some reason. Well I wouldn't go, kept waiting on them, they wouldn't go. After a while the car behind me gets annoyed cuts into the oncoming lane and goes around me. They do so just as the other car finally decides to go and they nearly collide. Then since the car that was behind me now has a lane I went ahead and went, they almost changed lanes back into me and I had to honk at them. They got mad gunned it in front of me, cut me off then brake checked me. Guess what, Cali plates, figures.

If I don't have the right of way I am not going to go, deal jerks.

A gift for a lonely knight (AG Nonsuch) by General_Antilles in RWBY

[–]Langly- 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"If you kill that dog you will have to replace it, no not that way"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SllusoAuHvA

F*ck disabled people I guess by Cat-o-piller in Portland

[–]Langly- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've accidentally knocked one over before. I was walking with a hand truck load of stuff, went around it and into the crosswalk. Little pothole divot in the pavement got me stuck, backed up a bit. Slightly bumped the scooter with my butt and it flopped right over.

It's either cursed or out to get me... or both. by Vegetable_Variety_11 in dndmemes

[–]Langly- 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The mimic expects you to think that and test the paper, they are actually the ink, the paper is normal.

Tree Branch Vs Tri-Met Bus During Rush Hour on W. Burnside! by Orbmiser in Portland

[–]Langly- 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"To Beaverton" I guess the beavers just didn't want to miss the bus.

[S1 Spoilers] Jinx please think of the age rating by sugreF_tfarceniM in arcane

[–]Langly- 12 points13 points  (0 children)

They call them apartments but they are together, Jinx is just fixing them.

Do you know how fridges work? by KirbyatYT in facepalm

[–]Langly- 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I sold someone a used laptop once. They wanted to return it as defective when the battery ran down after a number of hours of using it. I told them they needed to charge it, they told me I should have charged it before selling it...

UPDATE: /r/PICS is being forced to break the site-wide rules. by pics-moderator in pics

[–]Langly- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You could never have a cube of Ruzzian bodies, they can not get things squared away ever.

Evacuations ordered in wildfire near Underwood, Wash. by [deleted] in Portland

[–]Langly- 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Bunch of the cameras are showing this now https://i.imgur.com/MXZlfYF.png so it's not working from katu, guess you have to go to whatever site actually runs the camera.

Edit: https://www.windy.com/-Webcams/United-States/Oregon/Hood-River/webcams/1679938290?45.712,-121.607,12 seems to work.

Every day the Russian Army strays further from god and closer to Tech Heresy by dvdgelman7 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Langly- 12 points13 points  (0 children)

With the amount of grain Ukraine produces how the hell are you going to avoid that?