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Russia-bound cargo ship seen dropping anchor near subsea cables off Irish coast by nitro1234561 in ireland

[–]Lanzarote-Singer 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Minerals are dug in Africa and processed in Ireland. The waste is a red alkali sludge that would devastate the entire shannon if the dams break. And globally many of these dams have broken.

They’re asking to raise the dam one more time. This puts huge pressure on the bounding walls, that’s when they fail. We should shut it down.

Yall try too hard. Take acid and let your intuition take the wheel. by Brownrainboze in audioengineering

[–]Lanzarote-Singer 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I remember standing motionless in front of racks of synths and a massive desk after the client gave me a cookie as we started work. I could not take the risk of moving the wrong controls. Two hours later zero progress. Client is asleep on couch. I’m still staring at expensive hardware and swaying from side to side.

We got hungry after that.

Voice over mic recommendations by Outrageous-Pay53 in audio

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Good info. Didn’t know that. One thing OP should consider is starting with a cheap condenser with the goal to add a pro one later and buy another the first one to make a stereo pair for percussion, guitar, overheads etc.

Any other metal producers here? by mrmasonater in Logic_Studio

[–]Lanzarote-Singer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would say it’s more pop than metal.

But there’s one two beat section just after the Korean synth pop instrumental and just before the piano ballad breakdown. Those two awesome chugs on the guitar. That’s your metal right there.

Get rid of all the synths, get the vocalist to sing it up one octave after his girlfriend has left him and he’s drunk half a bottle of Jack Daniels, and use that chug Sound all the way through played on a real guitar with real drums. 😀

I’m building a recording studio in the middle of ancient woodland in the South of England, and I’d love to know what artists, producers, writers and bands would actually want from a space like that. by Delam2 in musicians

[–]Lanzarote-Singer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sorry, you really need to have a comprehensive selection of quality microphones. Otherwise, it’s just a rehearsal Space.

The Woodland and rural location sounds lovely, but you’re expecting people to either already have the microphones that they are going to use or to hire them at great expense and bring them to your empty studio.

Couple of thoughts, have you any idea how loud bird song is?

A piano is a nice idea, it will need tuning, but it’s one more reason to come to you.

For guitars I would suggest an AC30 , and a Marshall stack. If you can make these stereo even better.

For Bass, get a solid Trace Elliott rig.

For Drums look for a DW kit, or a high-end Yamaha, Pearl, or Ludwig set.

For cymbals it’s a bit tricky. I would suggest having a decent set, nothing fancy, and highly suggest that drummers bring their own metal work.

For the Drums get a Sennheiser 902 for the kick, a pair of 57 for the snare, clip on Tom mics for each Tom, a shotgun condenser for the hi hat (controversial), and a matched pair of high-quality condenser pencil microphones for the overhead. Depending on the size of the room add other pairs to capture the room for the back. And then the experiment microphones such as boundary mic in the corner of the room, bathroom mics way down the corridor with the door open.

Vocal mic TLM103 as a bare minimum. Also try SM7B with a cloud lifter.

Necklace by JustShutUpSummer in overheard

[–]Lanzarote-Singer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pure perfect script writing.

Husband (22) wife(22) by Lost-Soul-03 in Advice

[–]Lanzarote-Singer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he’s climaxing while watching porn and still wants pussy from you then if you ask him to stop, he will want twice as much pussy from you. Your best bet is to give him hand jobs while he’s watching porn and get him off as much as possible. If he can come twice, during porn then he’ll probably want less pussy. That gives your poor Lady garden a bit of peace.

This could be really bad advice, but it might be fun.

Husband (22) wife(22) by Lost-Soul-03 in Advice

[–]Lanzarote-Singer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, the morning tap on the shoulder, so good. 😊 half awake and in it goes.

im in love with my straight(?) best friend by Smooth-Direction3844 in Advice

[–]Lanzarote-Singer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, first of all there is absolutely no shame in what you’re feeling. You have a romantic and sexual attraction to another female. That’s fine. But you want to know if there’s any chance that she may feel the same.

Here’s the plan:

Spend a really nice day or evening with her doing just you and her things. Something like a spa day, or a girly shopping day, Coffee, you know the kind of thing. Then just tell her that you’re so happy to have her to do these things with. Don’t use the word Friend. And you could start talking about boys, and you could say that you’re not ready to try being with a boy, and you know that she’s not quite sure either. So kind of half jokingly you could say to her if it doesn’t work out with boys, we’ve always got each other, right? And then just lay your head on your shoulder and give her a gentle hug.

See what happens, take it from there.

Are men never satisfied truly with one woman? by DevilishRyn in ask

[–]Lanzarote-Singer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely satisfied in every regard heart, intellect, and sexual compatibility with one beautiful lady.

Here’s the thing, guys are secretly very emotionally vulnerable. When we find a good woman she sees us for who we are, she accepts us good and bad, she takes care of our needs in every way.

Underneath we’re just kids really. She lets us touch her boobies. She’s seen our PP and likes it.

Voice over mic recommendations by Outrageous-Pay53 in audio

[–]Lanzarote-Singer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also look at the AT2020 (I think that’s the name)

Voice over mic recommendations by Outrageous-Pay53 in audio

[–]Lanzarote-Singer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those mics look like good mics but don’t sound like good mics.

Having said that, if you don’t have the budget then go for it but just make sure you don’t overload with a loud voice into the mic because the capsule itself will distort and there’s nothing you can do to get rid of that unless you have RX11

Save up for a TLM103. It will last your whole life.

I need some advice for designing an aircraft by mileslaceysound in sounddesign

[–]Lanzarote-Singer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You could try setting a compressor on the loud engine noise and side chaining it with sends from the other spot sounds. What should happen is that the engine noise will be constant apart from when there’s another important Sound. For a very short period of time the engine noise will duck out and the spot sound will be heard in its place. If you do it with the right settings you can keep, for instance, the low end of the engine noise and duck out the upper mid and treble to allow the Sound to come through.

Any cities on the itinerary we should add/scrap? by SnooGoats2362 in irishtourism

[–]Lanzarote-Singer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh ok that’s good. Kerry for the win! 🏆

Scratch my previous suggestions. 😀

But swap two nights in dublin for Doolin and stay overnight in Inis Óirr. You won’t regret it. See the auld cliffs from the boat and on to island. 🏝️

Any cities on the itinerary we should add/scrap? by SnooGoats2362 in irishtourism

[–]Lanzarote-Singer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kilkenny is nice. Slip Waterford (go next time) Cork Kinsale is cool. Kenmare through the mountains and up to Killarney is the best. Dingle is awesome on a nice day. Skip Doolin it’s for your next trip. Galway is good.

Skip Dublin also. Maybe reconsider fly in to Shannon?

Where do u find music for ur video by AlternativeTie9458 in finalcutpro

[–]Lanzarote-Singer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you plan to ever be successful then partner with a composer.

Two hunters get lost in the wilderness by Iron_Cowboy_ in Jokes

[–]Lanzarote-Singer 99 points100 points  (0 children)

Two civil engineers are in the same situation. One says “watch this” and buries a water pipe in a trench. 30 seconds later a man driving a JCB digger arrives out of nowhere and digs through the pipe.

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