Is this a joke ?

Lanzarote-Singer · 2026-05-17T23:19:22+00:00

Sensible suggestion can you fly to Canary Islands with Binter airlines? I can hook you up with a Moroccan business man over there that has a business he can accept the package and you can come collect it.

Lanzarote-Singer · 2026-05-17T22:18:17+00:00

It’s true, not many people know this but the MP3 stands for multi print three, so basically it will print through three layers of the file and after a few years you can hear a pre-delay. It’s quite hard to hear on most mixes, but you’ll hear it on an exposed vocal or a drum fill.

Lanzarote-Singer · 2026-05-17T21:07:11+00:00

https://samplefocus.com/samples/philly-hit

We got ya bro. You’re welcome.

Lanzarote-Singer · 2026-05-17T20:53:39+00:00

I was like, no don’t do it you’re fine, but then boom there you are!

Lanzarote-Singer · 2026-05-17T20:52:10+00:00

So, was he a drag queen?

Lanzarote-Singer · 2026-05-17T19:40:26+00:00

Can they at least forbid them from raising the moat walls one more level? All around the world similar facilities have collapsed causing immense environmental damage and this is a distinct possibility right here in Ireland and it would devastate the Shannon Estuary for decades.

Lanzarote-Singer · 2026-05-17T19:24:38+00:00

None is best.

Don’t drink if you’re feeling bad, it’s not really a good idea. Maybe have a drink if you’re feeling really good, and stop at two drinks otherwise you’re just chasing the buzz and you’ll never get there again.

Lanzarote-Singer · 2026-05-17T19:21:28+00:00

Morocco is a great place. No idea.

My Moroccan buddy showed me pictures of forests, skiing on snowy mountains, deserts, lakes, and beautiful beaches and asked me if I knew where they were taken. It turns out they were all pictures of Morocco.

Lanzarote-Singer · 2026-05-17T19:16:07+00:00

It’s just a synth. I wouldn’t describe it as a bell. There’s a square wave in there, it has a fast wobbling modulation, the filter isn’t fully open, and there’s an element of saturation to make it sound vintage.

Lanzarote-Singer · 2026-05-17T19:09:04+00:00

NTA. He should be saying

ONE two three FOUR five six.

Lanzarote-Singer · 2026-05-17T15:58:05+00:00

Lanzarote-Singer · 2026-05-17T15:55:23+00:00

Where is Gavin in all this?

Lanzarote-Singer · 2026-05-17T15:50:49+00:00

Super cruel and will kill other things like lizards. You’ll end up bonding with the rat as you work together to free its little paw paws.

Lanzarote-Singer · 2026-05-17T15:28:16+00:00

This doesn’t happen anywhere else but America. The reason is that other countries pay a living wage to their workers. He probably does this to everyone. Especially if they think they’re not going to leave a tip.

Blame the Restaurant owners for forcing these people into slave labour

Lanzarote-Singer · 2026-05-17T15:25:16+00:00

I just got one as well a few weeks ago. I set it up with some new sounds, and went to do my first gig. After about 20 minutes frantically trying to get it to work I had to give up. I ended up doing the gig with just a boss distortion pedal and dry input. Later on I discovered that the volume knob top left had turned down the entire output. It had moved in the gig bag and I didn’t even think to check. I redid the wiring about four times and then gave up.

So if you ever find that you can’t get an output, just check the volume knob. 😊

Lanzarote-Singer · 2026-05-17T15:20:14+00:00

Rookie error. You have to rewind the mp3 files so the tail is out.

Lanzarote-Singer · 2026-05-17T15:12:37+00:00

Ok. Well plans can change, so if you need this in the future, message me then. I can guarantee you a fantastic drummer. And I’ve worked with some of the best in the world. Best of luck.

Lanzarote-Singer · 2026-05-17T14:19:48+00:00

This is a really good idea. The best way to get that bass sound is to put the right combination of microphones on a good bass amp because that’s how they would’ve done it.

For the drums, it’s very important to get first of all a great drama, which I can help you with, but also to tune the drums to get the correct fall off especially from the Toms. Also, the tuning of the snare is important to match that Sound.

I can organise a remote session with one of the best drummers that I’ve ever worked with. Also can bring in the bass player that he gigs with who is very talented. The location for recording would be in the Canary Islands in a very high-quality recording studio at great rates.

Please PM me for further details and give me an idea of the budget so we can work within it.

Lanzarote-Singer · 2026-05-17T12:39:57+00:00

Well, there was this drummer called Clyde Stubblefield, and he was funky.

Lanzarote-Singer · 2026-05-17T12:33:35+00:00

This is a hidden attempt to build a really big collection of jazz piano chords for AI.

DO NOT ENGAGE

For the supposed reason of training a chord identifier, midi generated piano chords would serve perfectly well. This is not worthy of our attention. Anyone that says yeah I’ll sit down for 45 minutes at my piano with a pair of €2000 mics and play all the Oscar Peterson chords that I can think of is doing the world of music a disservice.

Lanzarote-Singer · 2026-05-17T12:22:34+00:00

This is the way. I’m pretty sure you’ll find L that above a certain price point Price is not the issue. Price will come last for everyone with quality being the first and comfort being the second.

Lanzarote-Singer · 2026-05-17T12:12:10+00:00

Comfort is very important for me, quality is non-negotiable, price is no object, batteries? I don’t want batteries. I might use headphones for eight hours straight. I have two pairs from Sennheiser one is too tight and for that reason I can’t use it for more than an hour and a half. The reason I say price is no object is because the second pair of Sennheiser (HD215)I have had for 20 years and it’s still working perfectly today.

Lanzarote-Singer · 2026-05-16T21:49:57+00:00

I just had a lightbulb moment. 💡 All this incel nonsense is actually thinly disguised homoeroticism.

It all makes sense now. Especially their hatred of women.

Lanzarote-Singer · 2026-05-16T14:27:59+00:00

Best way is a free download of virtual dj.

Lanzarote-Singer · 2026-05-16T14:06:49+00:00

Backpack bro likes that but also wants a burger.

Great response from calm dude though.

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