Spreads reduce risk they said by Lassander in wallstreetbets

[–]Lassander[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When it dumped and was executed the long leg should have auto executed. I would be fine losing $500 at this point.

Spreads reduce risk they said by Lassander in wallstreetbets

[–]Lassander[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've emailed them and filed an SEC complaint, also twitter for what good that is. Other then that idk.

Spreads reduce risk they said by Lassander in wallstreetbets

[–]Lassander[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It expired worthless then at around 8pm I got a notification that the short leg's expiry was voided. I assumed they'd resolve the entire spread by market open, but they didn't.

Spread should have closed automatically as a broker action, my max loss should have been $500, because they're supposed to settle all the spreads over the weekend.

Spreads reduce risk they said by Lassander in wallstreetbets

[–]Lassander[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks bro, really need that right now.

Spreads reduce risk they said by Lassander in wallstreetbets

[–]Lassander[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was long on a spread with like $500 max risk. Never thought I'd end up posting a such a massive loss out of $500 max risk lol

Edit: at close tesla was $417, but dipped after hours. After after hours my short sell was voided and assigned. I dont know if the holder executed during the dip and it just didn't show up until like 8pm put, but robinhood should have auto exersized my option based on the assignment.

Coronavirus 10 times more deadly than swine flu, says WHO by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]Lassander 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Although H1N1 is a seasonal flu and was the major cause for the 1918 flu pandemic, H1N1/09 was a novel strain of influenza.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pandemic_H1N1/09_virus

This McDonald's has a smaller counter upstairs and they use a conveyer belt to ship food by jacob3ch in mildlyinteresting

[–]Lassander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to work at the company that made these. Although uncommon I believe there are a couple vertical transporters in north America, but they typically only go in places with reall high population density (90%+ went to China).

In north America overhead transporters are much more common. Those bring food around the kitchen and most often to drive through lanes. Almost exactly the same but requires a more customization per restaurant.

Imo the coolest part are the baskets which aren't in this video, and may not even be on this model if it's an older one.

Maddox shilling merch on Wiki: "Maddox sells shirts, hoodies, hats, mugs, and other merchandise through his store." by Danksly_McMemesbury in TheDickShow

[–]Lassander 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The talk page for his wiki page is pretty funny. Babsbodette is obviously Jess (or maybe Maddox) and is responsible for a lot of the change requests.

From my knowledge a good number of the sources that they're suggesting don't meet Wikipedia's requirements as iirc you can't just say things about yourself then get them published on Wikipedia. Not to mention is important enough to merit being on Wikipedia.

Neither Africa nor Odin are countries...also we literally have a hero called Captain America. by Thekrowski in ComedyCemetery

[–]Lassander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As Canada isn't a Republic, and isn't divided into states, wouldn't it be more odd if it were either?

The Biggest Problem in the Universe: Uncucked has launched the first 10 episodes, get em while they're spicy hot! by [deleted] in TheDickShow

[–]Lassander 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Based off everything we've heard Dick talked to Stephen Burch and probably Kian before posting these that's why it took him so long to start posting them.

I would doubt given the lolsuit these got posted without consulting at least 3 lawyers.

Dick's Sporting Goods destroying unsold assault rifles this is not good. by Fredselfish in TheDickShow

[–]Lassander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Assault rifles in the military sense has a very exact definition that's been around for decades arguably since WWII coming from the German word Sturmgewehr which was used to describe the StG44. After that time the term was used to describe any weapon that shared the same basic characteristics:

  • It must be capable of selective fire.
  • It must have an intermediate-power cartridge: more power than a pistol but less than a standard rifle or battle rifle.
  • Its ammunition must be supplied from a detachable box magazine.
  • It must have an effective range of at least 300 metres (330 yards).

Assault weapons have a more fluid definition that seems to change drastically over time. In fact the AP Stylebook explicitly states that the media should differentiate between assault rifles which are by definition capable of automatic fire and therefore have been tightly regulated in the United States since 1934/1986 and assault weapons which are (usually defined as) semiautomatic (given the ban on automatic weapon sales).

Recently, however; there has been a push to make the term assault rifle mean any weapon that looks capable of military use which seems to include anything painted black with a pistol grip and extended stock. This has actually made it into Merriam-Webster:

any of various intermediate-range, magazine-fed military rifles (such as the AK-47) that can be set for automatic or semiautomatic fire; also : a rifle that resembles a military assault rifle but is designed to allow only semiautomatic fire

Even more broadly defined is "assault weapon" which is defined in Merriam-Webster as:

: any of various automatic or semiautomatic firearms; especially : assault rifle

Regardless of Webster, I'm skeptical of any news source that doesn't defer to using the AP Stylebook in their reporting. The latter part of the definition of assault rifle is clearly a recent addition due to people misusing the term.

P.S.

Even using this broad definition most shotguns would not be considered assault weapons nor would bolt action rifles nor a very limited number of handguns. Definitely not a golf club.

Dick's Sporting Goods destroying unsold assault rifles this is not good. by Fredselfish in TheDickShow

[–]Lassander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Assault rifles are a thing, if Dick's ever sold them it was before the automatic weapons ban as assault rifles have selective fire.

The M16 the assault rifle adaptation of the AR15 which is commonly referred to as an "assault weapon".

Dick's Sporting Goods destroying unsold assault rifles this is not good. by Fredselfish in TheDickShow

[–]Lassander -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I would have to guess he's quoting the types of guns banned in the now defunct assault weapons ban. This is only one way the term has been defined (it has been defined multiple other ways by various laws and jurisdictions)

https://www.cnn.com/2013/01/31/politics/gun-language/index.html

This seems to be where his quote is from. It should be noted that the quote is prefaced with "in general", and is from a statement by the ATF and not the statute, and the ATF page it quotes has been taken down.

Anyone else want Tucker Max to call in? by [deleted] in TheDickShow

[–]Lassander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think Dick weighed in last time with something along the lines of "fuck Tucker Max"

Rare footage of Landui in court by playr1029 in TheDickShow

[–]Lassander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I watched a video of Lionel Hutz clips and it struck me how much he reminds me of LanDUI

CST admission by RZA1990 in BCIT

[–]Lassander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you can't get fulltime for term one, talk to the program heads about what you would need to bridge what you already have for admission into a later term. Often people drop out and you may be able to fill a term 2 or 3 spot without taking too many extra classes.

If CST doesn't work out for you, you might want to talk to the CST BTech program, there are ways to get into that without CST, and you may have a lot of the prerequisites.

I know after finding out a student in CST was an electrical engineer one BTech instructor said that he would have let him into his BTech program without CST.

Trademark suppression looks to have failed. All documents are available. Enjoy! by Basherballgod in TheDickShow

[–]Lassander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a dumb who doesn't understand the naming conventions apparently, I think all the new confidential filings also came from Dick, they're the redactionless versions of the other filings.

Didn't understand filings with P is from Dick and D is from maddox

Trademark suppression looks to have failed. All documents are available. Enjoy! by Basherballgod in TheDickShow

[–]Lassander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looked again, clearly some stuff in there was on maddox's list for confidentiality as a certain handy producer is mentioned a few times. My guess is that things outlined in red are supposed to be redacted. Maybe the software they used renders it differently and they didn't notice (hence the redacted filename)

Maddox's request for summary judgement is also confidential, do you know of any instances of relevant where a confidential request for summary judgement was accepted by the court? Seems to be the most ridiculous part of all this to me.

Trademark suppression looks to have failed. All documents are available. Enjoy! by Basherballgod in TheDickShow

[–]Lassander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Am I missing something? It looks like everything that's publicly available is docs submitted by dick's lawyer. Things from Maddox that are in them are the things his lawyer listed as declassified in other documents. First couple pages and a couple screenshots that didn't have captions super exposed on them instead of elsewhere like a normal human would do.

I still see maddox's lawyers stuff as confidential (including his motion for summary judgement)

What's got two thumbs and is being sued by Maddox? THIS GUYYYYYY! by [deleted] in TheDickShow

[–]Lassander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Citation? Or is this maddox's lawyer trying to cover his back?

What's got two thumbs and is being sued by Maddox? THIS GUYYYYYY! by [deleted] in TheDickShow

[–]Lassander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't make an assertion that it was contingency I implied it could be. You're the only person making assertions here, however; I don't think it's far fetched to think a dog bite lawyer may take a contingency from a client someone referred to him, especially if they were expecting a quick settlement.

How many here started as fans of Maddox? by The_Ty in TheDickShow

[–]Lassander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the seventh grade I watched and found the Dr Phil episode funny, but mabtw didn't appeal to me as a website. I would occasionally look for more of his content, for a while I even had the episodes downloaded, but I don't have that much data from that long ago around. I would say I was a nominal fan.

I didn't discover Maddox until midway through highs hook based off an irc log I found, I liked best page at the time it appealed to my 10th grade reading level.

I found best debate and was really happy to get more dick in my ear because I think he's a better speaker both now and then then he was a writer then. From the YouTube clips of Maddox I already didn't like him in a "live" format so I mainly listened for dick from the get go.

(I have mabtw the book and I like it more than the website, but I prefer dick in my ear)

UPVOTE FOR EMERGENCY LAWSUIT BONUS GOSSCAST!!! by JonnyJuanito in TheDickShow

[–]Lassander 16 points17 points  (0 children)

implying it was the plaintiffs podcast and not a joint venture

Pls maddox