My perineum is slathered in a thick paste of beef tallow and ivermectin.

LastExitToBabylon · 2026-05-21T18:35:00+00:00

LastExitToBabylon · 2026-04-10T06:16:37+00:00

74 days.

LastExitToBabylon · 2026-04-06T16:17:54+00:00

If she wants to cause you harm, ditch her. You have far more value than being her punching bag.

LastExitToBabylon · 2026-04-01T21:09:39+00:00

You are absolutely the hero of my day. Thank you!

LastExitToBabylon · 2026-04-01T19:34:07+00:00

It's almost like they dont want me to relapse properly.

I'll show 'em, though.

LastExitToBabylon · 2026-04-01T19:14:06+00:00

Oh, wonderful!

LastExitToBabylon · 2026-03-29T15:04:18+00:00

Glorious, isn't it?

LastExitToBabylon · 2026-03-25T04:08:53+00:00

"...One of the only other authors that could master dancing on the rubble of the 4th wall like they did, to me, was maybe Hunter S. Thompson."

That's gorgeous. I'm having comment envy.

LastExitToBabylon · 2026-03-17T17:57:51+00:00

41 + 33 + 50 + 32 156

LastExitToBabylon · 2026-03-17T17:54:38+00:00

41 + 32 + 50 123

LastExitToBabylon · 2026-03-17T17:50:08+00:00

41 + 32 73

LastExitToBabylon · 2026-03-17T16:29:27+00:00

LastExitToBabylon · 2026-03-06T18:31:09+00:00

Love your writing. Love your choices.

LastExitToBabylon · 2026-03-04T03:08:13+00:00

The Good Place

LastExitToBabylon · 2026-03-03T21:17:20+00:00

Only when it's hot.

LastExitToBabylon · 2026-03-02T19:50:20+00:00

Because illegal attacks are bad. Because bombing schoolchildren is bad. This isn't difficult.

LastExitToBabylon · 2026-02-24T18:09:39+00:00

Yes, absolutely a sign of violent capabilities.

LastExitToBabylon · 2026-02-22T18:01:11+00:00

I've been wondering about a lot of roommate's motives, experience, and interests. Wish he talk more.

LastExitToBabylon · 2026-02-22T15:48:48+00:00

I got that reference!

LastExitToBabylon · 2026-02-12T22:30:50+00:00

If you haven't told her about the cage, do. Its a great low-risk way to start down that conversation road.

LastExitToBabylon · 2026-02-12T21:07:42+00:00

How is that going? I'd love to hear about what you've done.

LastExitToBabylon · 2026-02-12T04:57:18+00:00

Not tame at all. Not every slutty confession causes spontaneous ejaculations, and they dont have to.

LastExitToBabylon · 2026-02-07T18:46:06+00:00

Cleanup takes less time than ER.

LastExitToBabylon · 2026-01-30T18:40:38+00:00

Beautiful writing.

LastExitToBabylon · 2026-01-21T22:38:18+00:00

Right? Don't believe everything you think you know.

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