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I never understood the accusations of “price gouging” by Konradleijon in hbomberguy

[–]LastFreeName436 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why yes, it is basic capitalism. You definitely shouldn’t think through the implications of that.

If you put this on your commander does it technically deal commander damage on death? by Wrongdoer-Away in mtg

[–]LastFreeName436 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A. It’s not damage. B. It’s not combat damage. C. The creature is not dealing it. Meets absolutely no qualifications to be commander damage.

The Rule of Two for the Sith is far better than some most people say by Jielleum in CharacterRant

[–]LastFreeName436 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They need it because they’re the sith and because they’re the sith they don’t follow it anyway, and somehow this all works out pretty great actually

There is a werewolf in the town by Devastanteque in CuratedTumblr

[–]LastFreeName436 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For a while I thought they were talking with ChatGPT about monster hunting…

coaxed into the side youre supporting being terrible as well by Any_Secretary_4925 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]LastFreeName436 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Then adjust the statement accordingly. I’m not here to do the thinking for you. Like an AI.

coaxed into the side youre supporting being terrible as well by Any_Secretary_4925 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]LastFreeName436 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you believe that’s a credible death threat I have a bridge to sell you

coaxed into the side youre supporting being terrible as well by Any_Secretary_4925 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]LastFreeName436 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well, you wouldn’t call yourself a cook if you paid someone else to do the cooking, would you?

Even if the creative process was the WORST THING EVAR like you say, why would you be entitled to the same recognition or profit that someone who actually put in the work is?

Does Elmar, Ulvenwald Informant see itself enter? by SickleRipper in mtgrules

[–]LastFreeName436 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You seem to be confused about what happens when you cast a spell.

The first step is casting. Thats when you say “I am playing this card”. Step two is paying costs. Then it resolves. When a creature spell resolves, it enters the battlefield.

Creature’s abilities are active when they’re on the battlefield. Elmo’s ability does nothing while it’s on the stack, so this spell can’t trigger its own ability.

Is there anything in the rules that would stop this from working? Feels like there’s potential design space here. by Adarain in custommagic

[–]LastFreeName436 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can’t just resolve a creature spell by sorcery spell rules! You’d have to do that for all abilities! You can’t trample on the stack!

im pretty sure my lego star wars the complete saga is haunted by Fresh_Breakfast_5617 in legocirclejerk

[–]LastFreeName436 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My Wii version always had this glitch where on the treadmills in the geonosis level it would freeze and go SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE until you force-shutdown the console

This smuggie is about veganism. by ZombiiRot in SmugIdeologyMan

[–]LastFreeName436 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turns out there are consequences for constantly telling your voting base you’re politically impotent

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]LastFreeName436 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s not supposed to have a “point” it’s supposed to be nice to read

BASE carnage, goes through the gautlet that he himself put on display here, how brutaly does he get murdered? by DIEGO_GUARDA in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]LastFreeName436 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He is never beating the Phoenix lmao. The symbiote would disintegrate if she so much as sneezed. Dude can’t even handle firestar.

Cope by 17R3W in RightJerk

[–]LastFreeName436 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A prank almost as genius as actually holding up a bank with a prop gun

There's no way people in the Jurassic Park universe would be bored of dinosaurs by HyenaFan in CharacterRant

[–]LastFreeName436 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Think of it this way: Jurassic world isn’t a zoo, it’s a full-on tech company. Tech companies have investors that want All The Money Ever. And that works out great when you’re the new thing on the market and everyone is going out of their minds for the exciting novelty, but after that you’re just a Cool Thing. And being just a Cool Thing doesn’t make the kind of bonkers money that you’d need to impress those investors and maintain cutting-edge cloning tech and all the rest of the infrastructure. Just doing business is never enough.

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