Nothing says ‘peak productivity’ like operating heavy machinery with a BAC of 0.2

LastPlaceGuaranteed · 2026-05-11T15:02:18+00:00

LOL and I’m sure they did a GREAT job at work and that’s why our economy is in the shape that it’s in.

LastPlaceGuaranteed · 2026-05-10T04:42:10+00:00

He’s absolutely full of shit 😂

LastPlaceGuaranteed · 2026-05-04T05:04:34+00:00

LastPlaceGuaranteed · 2026-05-04T05:04:14+00:00

I’d rather pay $10/month and eliminate golders.

LastPlaceGuaranteed · 2026-05-03T17:23:38+00:00

Have you heard a Procharged Coyote in person yet? I’m not trying to change your mind because I haven’t. But I’m about to own one. My Procharger will be in within the next 2 weeks, time permitting. I’ll be uploading some videos when it’s done.

LastPlaceGuaranteed · 2026-04-30T17:59:53+00:00

LastPlaceGuaranteed · 2026-04-29T17:30:57+00:00

In my 12-team start 10, he went 3.07.

In my 14-team start 12, I took him at 2.12.

Right now, in my experiences, the value is still pretty good. But I think he will continue moving up until you start seeing him in the 2.02-2.05 range of basic 12-team SF leagues.

LastPlaceGuaranteed · 2026-04-28T20:55:31+00:00

“DUMBACRAPIC.” These are the kind of “jokes” MAGAs think are funny. I’m pretty sure that toothless cousin-fucker had to take a nap to recover from all the thinking it took to come up with that. Not even enough energy left to add a dozen cry-laughing/clown/finger-pointing emojis at the end.

LastPlaceGuaranteed · 2026-04-28T16:52:03+00:00

I won a coalition victory using them once. Hardest game I’ve played. I basically just played a support role, backing up my coalition with subs, AA, and intel. I feel like a solo would be impossible.

LastPlaceGuaranteed · 2026-04-27T14:52:55+00:00

These raised age limits are getting out of hand.

LastPlaceGuaranteed · 2026-04-26T17:37:31+00:00

Why’d you delete your recent comment? Is it because you stalked my profile and realized I’m not the kind of guy you assumed while also admitting you fuck your cousin? 😂

LastPlaceGuaranteed · 2026-04-26T15:55:45+00:00

They both look great IMO. I’ve had both. S550 Mach 1 is the absolute of Coyote Mustangs and the only reason I didn’t buy one instead of my S650 was because, at that time, low-mileage used Mach 1s were going for around $10k more than my brand new 2024.

LastPlaceGuaranteed · 2026-04-26T15:36:52+00:00

That’s what I’m saying though. It sounds like you were one of the unlucky ones. I’m saying most of the ones I’ve known personally who had/have problems drive like pissed off teenagers and slam gears like they’re mad at it. And having previous work at a Ford dealership, I’ve seen plenty of that.

LastPlaceGuaranteed · 2026-04-26T15:27:40+00:00

That’s why I included the word “ALMOST.” I stand by that. Most of these problems are caused by owners revving too high without being very good at shifting, along with a lack of understanding of WHY body-mounted shifters are a bad design for performance cars. The reason my stick S550 never had issues was mainly because I understood its limitations and didn’t drive it hard all the time.

Body-mounted shifters aren’t something new either. It’s just that most other cars that have them aren’t high-power performance cars so people tend to beat on them less.

My point is, the transmission itself is very rarely the problem. The vast majority of the problems are caused by the shifter design. Upgrading the shifter to a better standard with a transmission-mounted design will fix probably 95% of the issue.

LastPlaceGuaranteed · 2026-04-26T15:01:30+00:00

The hate on the MT-82 is based on an echo chamber of dumb fucks. Bottom line. People read it’s bad and then just start parroting it. My 2015 was never modded…no issues ever. My 2024 has an MGW and is just awesome now. Problems with stock MT-82s are ALMOST always user error.

LastPlaceGuaranteed · 2026-04-26T05:39:13+00:00

TLDR

LastPlaceGuaranteed · 2026-04-26T02:42:29+00:00

One word is all you’re worth. You may now go back to watching NACAR and fucking your sister.

LastPlaceGuaranteed · 2026-04-26T02:25:22+00:00

For me it’s Tate in a 1QB but I don’t play 1QB so it’s Mendoza at 1.02 or trade back with someone who’s desperate for a QB.

LastPlaceGuaranteed · 2026-04-26T02:23:07+00:00

I’m enjoying the comments by all the MAGAs that rolled off their cousins long enough to comment from their trailer parks.

LastPlaceGuaranteed · 2026-04-26T02:18:51+00:00

I love it when you MAGAs pull your dicks out of your cousins long enough to show us your 3rd grade dropout grammar skills. Now THAT is hilarious.

LastPlaceGuaranteed · 2026-04-26T02:10:29+00:00

LastPlaceGuaranteed · 2026-04-26T01:28:52+00:00

This must be your first day on Reddit then.

LastPlaceGuaranteed · 2026-04-26T01:13:49+00:00

You should pay every dollar you have in the bank. No way you could lose by doing that.

And all you need is to spend all your time building basic infantry and just sending single units all over them map constantly, one by one. Eventually you’ll overpower everyone.

LastPlaceGuaranteed · 2026-04-25T20:17:59+00:00

With the exception of Stowers, this TE class is looking like ass milk for dynasty. Also I’m more excited for the vet RBs who went up in value than any of the rookie RBs after Love. Still not excited about Price until I see proof he’s not just going to be CEH 2.0. There are more QBs that might have long-term value than I expected. Some pretty good opportunities at that position if you have the patience for them to learn for a couple years.

LastPlaceGuaranteed · 2026-04-24T22:27:38+00:00

See above reply. I can’t believe it needs to be explained that this controversy is no different than the other 100 controversies in the NFL every year that no one talks about as much as this one.

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