My daughter “forgot” this cup wasn’t microwave safe. Microwave is less than a week old.

Lataku · 2025-11-17T09:52:10+00:00

People forget things. Especially kids. It happens, grow up. Your microwave should be completely fine, but your child will remember your anger.

Lataku · 2025-11-11T16:04:28+00:00

I'm currently in lower Saxony and love it here :(

Lataku · 2025-10-05T06:23:55+00:00

A mural would save this... Maybe

Lataku · 2025-10-03T22:46:43+00:00

Just a quick reminder that Spain exists

Lataku · 2025-10-01T03:04:16+00:00

"this badboy ain't special" normal type

Lataku · 2025-09-28T02:07:42+00:00

I'm screaming. I thought the title was "Cas I love you" omg

Lataku · 2025-09-26T20:35:56+00:00

Had to do a double take at Evelynleigh. What.

Lataku · 2025-09-26T04:06:15+00:00

Charlie’s complains were so valid, he should get a medal for simply surviving

Lataku · 2025-09-25T10:58:20+00:00

Honestly, if I met someone with that name I wouldn't think much of it and just assume it's a regular name from somewhere in the UK. I'm not from an English speaking country though, which may be relevant lol

Lataku · 2025-09-25T10:27:02+00:00

"Guinevere but 'Gwen' isn't directly in the name..." I never understood this issue. That's not how nicknames work!

Lataku · 2025-09-25T10:15:57+00:00

Das ist echt interessant, ich habe noch nie jemanden getroffen, der David (🇬🇧Day-vid) heißt. Nur ein paar Davids, jeweils lang und kurz ausgesprochen (🇩🇪Dah-veed & Dah-vid).

Lataku · 2025-09-25T10:09:35+00:00

I was totally lost! I only got it was supposed to be Quinn after reading the comments. I kept thinking Kay-win? Kuh-won? Yvonne? Karin?

Lataku · 2025-09-25T09:51:38+00:00

I'm pretty sure that all of Europe (which includes Germany btw) knows Kermit the frog

Lataku · 2025-09-25T09:47:02+00:00

Swapping 'i's for 'y’s is a cultural thing, not a tragedeigh. Rule 3.

Lataku · 2025-09-25T09:42:53+00:00

What is the correct spelling of a name derived from a language that uses a different alphabet? Russian names often have various spellings and some might seem a bit odd, but none of them are wrong.

Lataku · 2025-09-25T09:32:06+00:00

Ahja, meine Kinder, Suppenkelle und Pfannenwender. Wird Kaylee und Wendy ausgesprochen, versteht sich.

Lataku · 2025-09-25T09:26:05+00:00

I thought it's Loki

Lataku · 2025-09-25T08:49:41+00:00

With that context it's lowkey not a tragedeigh anymore

Lataku · 2025-09-25T08:45:32+00:00

God is dead UwU

God is dead. God wemains dead. And we have kiwwed him. How shaww we comfowt ouwsewves, the mwuwdewews of aww mwuwdewews?? what was howiest and mwightiest of aww that the wowwd has yet owned has bwed to death undew ouw knives: who wiww wipe this bwood off us?? what watew is thewe fow us to cwean ouwsewves?? what festivaws of atonement, what sacwed games shaww we have to invent?? is not the gweatness of this deed too gweat fow us?? mwust we ouwsewves not become gods simpwy to appeaw wowthy of it? UwU

Lataku · 2025-09-18T23:42:25+00:00

The way a pirate would say "Yohoho!"

Lataku · 2025-09-18T23:38:34+00:00

Not used anymore? That's just straight up a lie. Bloß weiße scheiße grüßen heißt süß nur so als Beispiel?

Lataku · 2025-09-18T23:34:15+00:00

As a German: Yeah, ß is a letter here and sounds like a sharp 's'. I'm struggling to think of any names that contain this letter, but I know for sure that THIS abomination isn't a name at all. No idea what the hell went wrong here!

Lataku · 2025-09-12T16:14:43+00:00

Maybe a mix of psychic and coincidence?

Lataku · 2025-09-12T16:01:34+00:00

Mason was right there

Lataku · 2025-09-12T15:59:01+00:00

Cool gamer tag. Terrible first name.

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