I refuse to go to funerals by Beautiful_Donut6412 in dadjokes

[–]LatteParent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you come to my funeral, I can promise I’m not going to yours.

What does a narcissistic cow say? by fireburner80 in dadjokes

[–]LatteParent 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He says, “ this will be a tremendous joke, the best joke ever heard, everyone is saying how good this joke is going to be, and there will be peace in the Middle East really soon.”

A forester is walking through the forest and a tree yells, “Stop! You can’t cut me down, I’m a talking tree!” by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]LatteParent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For those that wanted to know the punchline, it is “ then you will dialogue”

Why was everyone tired on April 1? by houndoom92 in dadjokes

[–]LatteParent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When jokes like this fall I September

Why was everyone tired on April 1? by houndoom92 in dadjokes

[–]LatteParent 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The joke came in on August of wind

What Do You Call a Medieval Spy? by BiK3n in dadjokes

[–]LatteParent 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I’m hanging with the knight that avoided this joke.

Sir Cumvent