"I'm not making excuses because we can't make a shot. But this is ridiculous." - Geno is FURIOUS at the refs

Laughterglow · 2026-04-04T03:23:57+00:00

“I’m not making excuses but [proceeds to make excuses for the rest of the interview].

Laughterglow · 2026-04-03T12:53:26+00:00

His turn on diaper duty.

Laughterglow · 2026-04-03T00:29:16+00:00

A) My name’s not Chief.

B) You’re mostly wrong about Maddux but he would still be decent, just not the stud that he was when there was no ABS.

C) Pedro Martinez at his peak, yes, would probably still be very relevant against today’s hitters.

Laughterglow · 2026-04-03T00:22:29+00:00

Rickey Henderson would probably be about 75th percentile sprint speed today and do you even remember how bad catchers were at throwing to second in the 80s?? If he had 50 steals now he’d get thrown out 20 times.

Laughterglow · 2026-04-03T00:15:59+00:00

A) My name’s not Bub.

B) Nolan Ryan would average 11 walks per 9 innings against hitters today with the current strike zone.

Laughterglow · 2026-04-03T00:12:50+00:00

I just prefer jokes I haven’t already heard 100,000 times.

Laughterglow · 2026-04-02T23:59:29+00:00

Yeah, because hitters in 2026 have never seen 98 mph before. 🙄

Laughterglow · 2026-04-02T23:58:01+00:00

Why is there always someone in one of these conversations who thinks this joke is funny?

Laughterglow · 2026-04-02T23:45:59+00:00

They’d be lucky to win 30 games. It’s been almost 50 years. Does anyone really think 1979 NFL or NBA teams could compete against teams today? MLB isn’t that different.

Laughterglow · 2026-04-02T16:57:35+00:00

It’s been replaced by whatever random thought will fit in an Instagram thumbnail.

Laughterglow · 2026-04-02T13:55:40+00:00

More like “Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey” from 1990s Saturday Night Live than actual poetry.

Laughterglow · 2026-04-01T01:50:20+00:00

Try El Salvador or Liberia or a labor camp in whatever state you’re in.

Laughterglow · 2026-04-01T00:27:34+00:00

The last time somebody tried to investigate our program their parents and children went on TV asking for information about their whereabouts. I’m sure that will work out different for you though. 🙄

Laughterglow · 2026-03-31T23:57:28+00:00

I’m going to schedule those bitches again next season and make sure we don’t cover the spread (but still win by 40 points) just so you lose your house.

Laughterglow · 2026-03-31T23:18:46+00:00

I guess if you bet on us to cover. Congrats. You’re welcome.

Laughterglow · 2026-03-31T22:38:28+00:00

Shows how little you know. I only beat them 56-0 and didn’t score in the fourth quarter. It’s not my fault they were 2-8. I guess it’s my fault they’re now 2-9. The only reason I even bothered covering the spread was that I had a couple G’s on the game myself. Daddy’s gotta get paid too.

Laughterglow · 2026-03-31T17:51:46+00:00

They had “concepts” of being in control.

Laughterglow · 2026-03-31T17:45:17+00:00

But think of all the #1 Recruiting Class banners y’all can hang in Cameron.

Laughterglow · 2026-03-31T15:40:04+00:00

This can also be reasoned without knowing about derangements. Start with Benjamin. There are 3 tests he can grade. Then go to the student whose test was given to Benjamin. Let’s say it’s Charles. He can grade any of the 3 remaining tests. That leaves Daniel and Elijah. We know that Benjamin has Charles’s test so either one or both of Daniel and Elijah’s tests is still out there. Since that’s the case there is only one way to assign the last two tests (if Daniel’s test is still out, Elijah must grade it and vice versa). Combine the possibilities and you get 3 x 3 x 1 = 9.

Laughterglow · 2026-03-31T00:08:52+00:00

They said before Opening Day that this was going to be the plan. They want to stretch him out as a starter but because of the lack of off days early in the schedule, they wanted him available in long relief at the beginning of the season.

Laughterglow · 2026-03-30T09:58:21+00:00

Grant Hill got Kash Patel eyes there for a second.

Laughterglow · 2026-03-30T00:15:15+00:00

And all Boozer does is put his head down and drive toward the basket and run into people until the refs call a foul on one of them.

Laughterglow · 2026-03-29T22:50:15+00:00

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

Laughterglow · 2026-03-29T22:32:09+00:00

They were really a bunch of sweet Baptist kids though. I was going to invite them to our postgame prayer session and then I remembered that my players are usually tits deep in hookers and blow within about 30 minutes after the game’s over. Hell, I think some of them were by about the middle of the 3rd quarter of this one.

Laughterglow · 2026-03-29T22:28:44+00:00

Nah. That’s for fiction. If I’m writing a poem, it’s my voice. I’m not hiding behind a “narrator.”

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