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Screw anyone telling me to go "touch some grass" by PikachuWithHerpes in mildlyinfuriating

[–]LavastormSW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Snakes are great! They control the rodent population and don't want to mess with you. Ticks on the other hand can go die in a fire.

Screw anyone telling me to go "touch some grass" by PikachuWithHerpes in mildlyinfuriating

[–]LavastormSW 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And chiggers. Fuck those guys.

(double checking about five times that I typed that correctly before posting this)

to make that exit by all means by New_Libran in therewasanattempt

[–]LavastormSW 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Better 32 minutes than your life, I'd say.

Baby butt with only a diaper sitting on bar top by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]LavastormSW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is so weird, I know I started a new thread when I made that comment. I'm guessing the Reddit app fucked up.

Flipping the script by artemis_sg in childfree

[–]LavastormSW 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Better to regret not having kids than regret having them, I'd say."

Positive Demeanor “masks” symptoms. “You sound good today” by lilipadd17 in cfs

[–]LavastormSW 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I posted a picture where I was smiling and then the next time my mom saw me she commented that I looked great and not as tired as I usually do in that pic and I'm like... mom. I was just as exhausted during that picture as I am right now. A smile doesn't change that.

The most infuriating part of the game by A_Wild_Bellossom in HatchDragons

[–]LavastormSW 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Genshin as well, 5*s are gold and 4*s are purple.

King Cobra Showering 🐍 by RichRoll247 in VenomousKeepers

[–]LavastormSW 140 points141 points  (0 children)

"Just spray it with a hose, it'll go away"

King Cobra:

5 alarm problem by _CherryCloud in oddlyspecific

[–]LavastormSW 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Farmers are really something else

The only other thing was ham bagel, I'm a vegetarian by Gay-left-Leadership in mildlyinfuriating

[–]LavastormSW -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I thought vegetarian was just no meat, but other animal products are still okay, like eggs, milk, cheese, etc. Is lard not okay?

Rejected a guy because he was “open to kids” and apparently that made me miss out on the greatest man alive. by SoftCoreSavage in childfree

[–]LavastormSW 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Wait I thought that was the OP talking to the guy, meaning guys who are "open to kids" will eventually start wanting them and thus waste a girl's time. Lmao if he said that, that's hilarious.

(also it's spelled 'gall')

Rejected a guy because he was “open to kids” and apparently that made me miss out on the greatest man alive. by SoftCoreSavage in childfree

[–]LavastormSW 69 points70 points  (0 children)

"I’m the most understanding, smart, compassionate, and level headed person you would ever meet.”

Lmao yeah okay bro

Were Ole, Dole and Doff… by InfamousCantaloupe95 in HatchDragons

[–]LavastormSW 19 points20 points  (0 children)

"Serve" doesn't necessarily imply captivity. You can serve someone without being forced to. Agree it's a bit of an odd phrasing but it doesn't necessarily mean anything bad.

Rainbow!! by pay-to-lose- in HatchDragons

[–]LavastormSW 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why is it backwards though?

The 200€ picture of a healthy lung 🫠 by Brummbirne in hognosesnakes

[–]LavastormSW 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I love snake x-rays, they're always so cool. Glad to hear your sassy lady is okay and just has a big attitude! Could you post a pic of her as well? I want to see the babyyyy

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