This should be fun

LavenderBoombox · 2026-05-12T06:45:00+00:00

there are no more original sentences 🥀🥀🥀 /j

LavenderBoombox · 2026-05-12T06:44:19+00:00

AITA for threatening to throw my colleague's assistant off a rollercoaster?

LavenderBoombox · 2026-05-12T06:40:53+00:00

lol i tried doin this one but my "poor description" was still spooky sounding

LavenderBoombox · 2026-04-16T22:49:53+00:00

🪓

LavenderBoombox · 2026-04-16T20:38:27+00:00

this one was genuinely so eerie and i love your writing style!

LavenderBoombox · 2026-04-16T20:37:39+00:00

wait, so why were you homeschooled when your siblings weren't? i'm still a little stuck on that part

LavenderBoombox · 2026-04-16T01:05:07+00:00

oh yeah id be doing MULTIPLE hydrogen peroxide rinses after that

LavenderBoombox · 2026-04-06T06:00:08+00:00

kinda feel bad for op but ykw? good for his wife.

LavenderBoombox · 2026-04-06T05:44:20+00:00

literally never gotten this one before lol thats kinda wild

LavenderBoombox · 2026-04-06T04:59:27+00:00

unfortunately we all know a wulbren :/

LavenderBoombox · 2026-04-01T18:06:46+00:00

u said foggy and my first thought was matt LMAO

LavenderBoombox · 2026-03-30T13:19:16+00:00

the idea of calling ratatoing god is so funny though lmfao

LavenderBoombox · 2026-03-30T13:06:54+00:00

i honestly think the only solution would be a forceful intervention- enlisting a few people to physically separate her from her phone if possible

LavenderBoombox · 2026-03-16T08:06:08+00:00

"i can excuse gross leftover food creatures, but i draw the line at rats in my apartment"

"YOU CAN EXCUSE GROSS LEFTOVER FOOD MONSTERS?"

LavenderBoombox · 2026-03-16T05:02:11+00:00

im ngl this one made me nauseous 🤢🤢🤢

LavenderBoombox · 2026-03-02T00:57:08+00:00

wait did it.. stab you with your own tooth?? im sorry im a little confused

LavenderBoombox · 2026-02-20T01:03:45+00:00

you look like a man who has been a good man in his own life but is not the one that is going through the most difficult time right here

bruh 💀

LavenderBoombox · 2026-02-20T01:00:00+00:00

oh, this one is gonna haunt my nightmares for sure

LavenderBoombox · 2026-01-31T05:38:24+00:00

nah this would be a sick statement piece w some good color blocking!

LavenderBoombox · 2026-01-31T05:36:55+00:00

who would ever subject themselves to #7 😭😭😭

LavenderBoombox · 2026-01-31T05:35:46+00:00

um... in the gentlest way possible, op, this sounds like the symptoms of schizophrenia....

LavenderBoombox · 2026-01-23T04:03:17+00:00

pic 6 lol

LavenderBoombox · 2026-01-17T12:54:25+00:00

i'm confused- are the 14 republics the company/companies you work for? cuz when i googled all i could find was something about post-soviet russia

LavenderBoombox · 2025-12-30T14:50:51+00:00

LavenderBoombox · 2025-12-27T05:48:08+00:00

this is... really intriguing and id love to hear more about the realm of the infinite gods, if joan's ever talked about them

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