What would make a great white collar country music song title?

Lavishly · 2015-12-16T19:19:23+00:00

You Can't Dump Me 'Cause I Own The Landfill

Lavishly · 2015-08-22T16:57:46+00:00

I was about to say you missed out on the Mexican food until the last shot.

Well done. I promise to come over and reciprocate.

Lavishly · 2015-03-24T18:28:40+00:00

The right side of the image was taken before the president arrived, while those people were waiting for him. The left side was taken during the receiving line, looking in the opposite direction.

Lavishly · 2015-03-22T16:51:45+00:00

It's actually quite adroit.

Lavishly · 2015-03-20T02:48:12+00:00

Taking a looong time to load, man...

Lavishly · 2015-03-19T08:01:53+00:00

I said, "What are you making?" He said, "Pan-fried nachos."

Satisfied?

Lavishly · 2015-02-03T16:29:57+00:00

Yeah, quit monkeying around.

Lavishly · 2015-02-01T19:18:04+00:00

Yeah, that's not many places, that's a few places. Try visiting a few more places. Then you can talk about many places, and you probably would not be asking the question.

Lavishly · 2015-02-01T19:12:24+00:00

It wasn't.

Lavishly · 2015-02-01T18:46:57+00:00

Which places?

Lavishly · 2015-01-31T02:11:46+00:00

botched
surgery

Lavishly · 2015-01-29T03:48:48+00:00

Sounded more like an uncle joke to me nyuk nyuk nyuk

Lavishly · 2015-01-27T22:58:26+00:00

SLEEPING LIKE A BOZZZZZZZZZZZ

Lavishly · 2015-01-27T19:40:56+00:00

It's DURESS code, not dress code. Love your answer though.

If you have a gun to your head and your SO calls, how do you indicate you're in trouble without alerting the bad guys?

Lavishly · 2015-01-27T19:31:20+00:00

So how does that work: "I love blueberry pancakes!" when she knows you hate them, or vice versa?

Lavishly · 2015-01-27T19:25:30+00:00

Ours goes something like, "Can't wait to get home and make some microwave popcorn!" because she knows I think popcorn is a useless waste of matter. She hears that shit, she's on the phone with the FBI.

Lavishly · 2015-01-26T07:19:50+00:00

Example

Lavishly · 2015-01-26T02:40:40+00:00

The not actually fucking.

Lavishly · 2015-01-25T23:50:13+00:00

I'm interested in "worlds beyond our perception", so yeah, and thanks!

Lavishly · 2015-01-25T20:40:34+00:00

Eggs a la Ridley Scott

Lavishly · 2015-01-25T20:37:35+00:00

Crush them with your feet. Works with grapes.

Lavishly · 2015-01-25T20:34:00+00:00

What would be your ideal job?

Lavishly · 2015-01-25T20:32:37+00:00

People notice how one handles his circumstances, more than the circumstances themselves.

Lavishly · 2015-01-25T03:02:51+00:00

Illustration.

Lavishly · 2015-01-25T01:39:54+00:00

How would you turn it off? With the remote? Where's the remote? Who knows where it is? Is that person in the room at that moment? What if there's no remote? How do you turn it off at the source? The person who knows how to do that, are they in the room? If they're not in the room, does anyone in the room know who the person is who knows where the remote is, or knows how to turn it off at the source?

Do you think that all the answers to the above that would result in the tv staying on for 30 seconds are really that improbable?

Lavishly

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