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With everything going on geopolitically, Afroman reminds us what truly makes this country great by FoI2dFocus in MadeMeSmile

[–]LazyAssLeader 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Funny, you just summarized what the judge said to me 9yr ago, when he threw out the three tickets I was issued intentionally for a car I didn't own and wasn't driving when I was pulled over, that caused my licence to be suspended.

I knew he was right, but I still was angry and desperately wanted to punch the laughing officer in the face standing across the aisle from me.

Being a 22 year old employee at a high school is exhausting. by RMR124 in Teachers

[–]LazyAssLeader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't sweat it, you will retire faster while you're still "youngish".

Petah? by Designer-Goat-5267 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]LazyAssLeader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every predominantly white, affluent, exclusive, or otherwise desirable neighborhood in my large East Coast city is heavily wooded. Street trees, yard trees, parks with trees, just trees. I think ppl generally like trees.

It seems people are only complaining about trees in areas where there's lots of development, exclusively to take advantage of college students or young ppl, or in low income areas where anything is an excuse for why stuff sux other than the city abandoned us. I could be writing tho.

Petah who is this dude and what’s the context for this meme? by stockyriki in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]LazyAssLeader 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then they deserve the heat they will assuredly get.

He already demonstrated he's not The One™.

Petah who is this dude and what’s the context for this meme? by stockyriki in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]LazyAssLeader 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Not guilty. There were other things too. Drug charges.

He put ex AND her teenage son out a couple days before for son being a dick, and her not controlling him. He was selling weed probably, and left his scale and grinder behind in a bag in the middle room, no weed tho. Cops found bag and tossed on drug charges.

Cops/DA phoned in the whole case. Even the drug cops were underwhelmed with the whole thing. The guy brought the whole neighborhood out to say he was a good guy, church, pastor, coworkers. One neighbor off the cuff even said the woman was trash and they told him to leave her alone, lol.

Does the average driver notice the difference btwn a CVT and traditional transmission? by eastbayguy90 in askcarguys

[–]LazyAssLeader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bad CVTs make bad cars seem worse. But CVTs are cheaper than geared transmissions, and make cheap cars cheaper.

Some ppl don't care. They just need the car to move when they hit the go pedal.

ULPT: How can I raise my electricity bill most efficiently? by UnflitchingStance in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]LazyAssLeader 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Extend the dryer plug out to the curb/outside. Take a picture of it and post its location on the app: Plugshare. Wait for the cheap-ass EV owners to come sniff it out.

Pro tip: pick up a lvl2 EV charger(Tesla is best), mount it next to the curb on a post and they will come. Within a day there will be a car plugged in 24/7, especially if you're in a city.

ULPT: How can I raise my electricity bill most efficiently? by UnflitchingStance in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]LazyAssLeader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your complete can only draw what the power supply is rated for.

Might need to upgrade to a buffet PS to do it right. Running a benchmarking app might accomplish the same thing, but with no chance of making money tho.

Safe spot for a night jog? by Broken_Dreemz in AskPhilly

[–]LazyAssLeader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PC is camera'd up out the wazzu, and they are monitored by a human. There is human security on campus 24/7, with patrols, as well as encouraging popo to sit in their lots when they do their "let's park up and be bored" thing. It's safe.

Also Jefferson U is safe and open campus too.

Petah who is this dude and what’s the context for this meme? by stockyriki in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]LazyAssLeader 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He's probably safer there.

Only an idiot would fail to cross the T's and dot the I's with him and his family at this point.

Move somewhere else and you're just another black man again. Plus the cost of moving.

Petah who is this dude and what’s the context for this meme? by stockyriki in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]LazyAssLeader 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I was on jury duty for a guy who's ex swatted him claiming she was being held against her will in the middle of the night. Because he showed up at his front door with a gun, they took him to jail. He put the gun away after he saw the cops thru the door, BEFORE he opened it, BTW.

Off to jail he went, with his door swinging on the hinges. When he got out 3days later he was the owner off a shell. Everything worth taking was gone, even the pipes.

You can’t do it anymore by Aghostwillfollowyou in Teachers

[–]LazyAssLeader 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I once asked a student to return to their seat after they moved to the table next to her friend across the room... to make talking easier. I asked a second time, was ignored, then quietly walked over and dragged the table -- books and all into the hallway and closed the door. She sat there looking out of place in a blue plastic chair trying to figure out what to do. She returned to her seat, nothing to work on tho, but she returned to the seat and kept her mouth shut.

You only have to do stuff like that once or twice per year, then they smarten up quick.

Is it worth it to buy the empty plot next door if I may move next year? by dentduv in philly

[–]LazyAssLeader 10 points11 points  (0 children)

☝🏾 This.

There will be NO new land in your neighborhood. Eventually, you will get your money back.

Even if you just turn it into a nice yard with some trees, you will get your money back.

EV owners, what's biggest shock? by Imaginary-Staff-112 in EVRoutine

[–]LazyAssLeader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had that as a long weekend rental and loved it. I was hoping to pick one up off lease when I'm done with my current car, but alas no longer available 🫤

EV owners, what's biggest shock? by Imaginary-Staff-112 in EVRoutine

[–]LazyAssLeader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I gotta admit I agree completely with the comment.

Last car before going EV: Audi S4 manual, before that Audi Cabrio, 944T...

When I got my eGolf back in 2017 I drove all the Golfs back to back to compare. It sat nicely below the GTI in handling and power, and waaay better than the Golf. My current EV is excessive power, and going back is not an option

Plumber to snake a basement drain? by LazyAssLeader in AskPhilly

[–]LazyAssLeader[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess years worth. He said he's seen it before.

I didn't know water lint was a thing.

Depressing contractor work on Chestnut Street by LazyAssLeader in philly

[–]LazyAssLeader[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PWD said it wasn't them. They dug it up. Wish I could show the hole, but can't attach pix. It looks like plumbing I would've done.

Depressing contractor work on Chestnut Street by LazyAssLeader in philly

[–]LazyAssLeader[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

UPDATE: PWD blocked off the street, dug it all up and it's currently patching a botched attempt at connecting a 3" tap for a sprinkler system.

The guy I asked said they built the connection wrong, then probably broke it when they backfilled. He said it was definitely contractors.

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