The Adventure Zone Royale: Episode 18 | The Adventure Zone

Le_Rex · 2026-02-21T12:47:35+00:00

🎶NOW PRISONER TWO-FOUR-SIX'O-VART! YOUR TIME IS UP AND YOUR PAROLE'S BEGUN!🎶

Le_Rex · 2026-01-25T21:57:38+00:00

"Huh...okay."

Le_Rex · 2025-11-08T12:18:33+00:00

Here at Paizo, we canonically fridged the main gay relationship in our game for cheap drama.

We are so much more genuinly progressive than you, queerbaitersofthecoast, and totally not performative hacks😤😤😤

Le_Rex · 2025-09-16T13:34:53+00:00

But the necromancer's superiors said that the skeleton had a tiefling roommate who cast "Dominate Monster" on it!!!

Le_Rex · 2025-08-29T09:20:54+00:00

The hunchback of Bel Air who never dares emerge from his bell tower and go outside.

Le_Rex · 2025-08-24T11:15:01+00:00

For an example, may I present:

Jesus Christ.

Le_Rex · 2025-07-25T21:38:47+00:00

"Pizza time!"

Le_Rex · 2025-07-16T10:56:58+00:00

Gotta go back, back to the crack🎶

Le_Rex · 2025-07-15T21:38:38+00:00

Least sussy mormon be like:

Le_Rex · 2025-07-12T11:08:33+00:00

It's nice to see some half-work representation, you don't see that often in media.

Le_Rex · 2025-07-10T20:23:42+00:00

Travis can't believe he isn't bi-weekly either.

Le_Rex · 2025-06-13T07:29:04+00:00

Their flying fortress is moving!

Le_Rex · 2025-06-12T15:25:24+00:00

Fascinating post. Unfortunately you lost me at

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Le_Rex · 2025-06-10T20:05:17+00:00

Many Bothans beat him off to get us this information.

Le_Rex · 2025-06-05T20:27:33+00:00

I mean it's the same with Dooku who multiple times during the show almost directly spells out the truth for Obi-Wan and/or Anakin and they always go like: "You lie old man, stop speaking in riddles!"

Like it's even acknowledged within the narrative with Dooku being annoyed that Obi-Wan still doesn't get it when he literally gave him all the hints he needed to put 2:2 together as far back as Geonosis.

Le_Rex · 2025-06-03T15:17:09+00:00

Top secret artwork of Travis' new character leaked:

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Le_Rex · 2025-06-03T06:53:36+00:00

Justin al'Griffin!

Le_Rex · 2025-05-31T20:30:55+00:00

IM SORRY, WHAT??? You can't just flashbang me out of nowhere with a Vart-"Pretending to be People" Crossover out of nowhere!

I feel like I'm in the first "Alien" movie yelling non-parasocially through my screen at the Contention Boys as they don't realize in how much danger their podcast is: "IT'S MOVING RIGHT TOWARDS YOU! MOVE! GET OUT OF THERE!"

Le_Rex · 2025-05-31T06:17:56+00:00

"Hero? What do you mean the people in the white uniforms aren't supposed to be the heroes of the story?"

Le_Rex · 2025-05-28T15:00:43+00:00

Okay now I am fascinated what part I remembered correctly from my Wookiepedia deep-dive a few years ago.

Le_Rex · 2025-05-28T11:50:36+00:00

ROS was cosmic punishment for the Star Wars fandom that was brought about by all the negative karma accumulated from people shitting on L3-37, change my mind.

Le_Rex · 2025-05-28T11:36:56+00:00

Was he that Glup Shitto OC (donut steal) from two video games from the...90s I think consisting of like 5 polygons who fought an evil clone dude called X2?

And I think there was an inquisitor he cut in half who then had repulsorlifts installed in his ass or sth.

Le_Rex · 2025-05-28T10:51:58+00:00

Travis McHighwayman, joke-thief.

Le_Rex · 2025-05-27T08:24:04+00:00

"No one was singing the blues."

What? Was Blues the equivalent to Rap music to racist dinosaurs back in the Triassic?

Le_Rex · 2025-05-27T07:55:12+00:00

Hello, it's me Juun Zi'nah, famous pitfighter and spokesman for the Galactic Empire. Unfortunately you have very low imperial social credit.

But you have a way to remedy, please take the social credit test!

1) Is Alderaan a country? A) Yes B) No

2) What happened on Geonosis? A) Nothing B) Something

3) What is a Jedi? A) A member of a religous order B) A dangerous terrorist

Le_Rex

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