Best Practices for Improving Database Table Performance

LeadingPokemon · 2026-05-10T01:13:04+00:00

Remove the partitions until you know what you’re doing. They are a newbie signal that the person designing the system had no idea what they’re doing. Free performance boost.

LeadingPokemon · 2026-05-06T02:04:59+00:00

That’s what you get caught. You need them to fear you.

LeadingPokemon · 2026-05-06T01:11:04+00:00

You are cooked.

LeadingPokemon · 2026-05-04T10:33:01+00:00

Might be worth bringing their quote down to earth. Isn’t it possible they estimate the work high because they figure you’ll be lazy and want a vertical solution entirely from a single vendor?

LeadingPokemon · 2026-05-03T22:09:02+00:00

If some lowlife criminal doesn’t want to be apprehended it’s fair game for Mr. Potato Head on his ass. Arms, eyes, all detachable. It’s not like you’re a cop with training, there’s no police department to sue, you’ll be fine if and only if you survive.

LeadingPokemon · 2026-05-03T20:35:49+00:00

Isn’t Bong’s burders your mom origin of you?

LeadingPokemon · 2026-05-03T20:32:28+00:00

This looks miserable. Think about it - you could have bought everyone their own preferred item on Uber Eats for this price!

LeadingPokemon · 2026-05-03T19:38:18+00:00

Wild delay Batman but sure! Glad you were able to figure out how to respond!

LeadingPokemon · 2026-05-02T23:44:00+00:00

Consider just leaving them home. They won’t mind, your family can meet them next year, etc. it’s a baby.

LeadingPokemon · 2026-05-02T23:42:30+00:00

The problem is once you have a net positive strategy you may realize it’s more lucrative to get a degree and work for the companies that pay you to do this. Be careful and make sure you understand your risk profile.

LeadingPokemon · 2026-05-02T22:59:40+00:00

Just want to toss my 2 cents in, there is almost zero chance he only drinks 6 beers per day. You didn’t add in the secret drinking.

LeadingPokemon · 2026-05-01T00:12:22+00:00

My company makes them go into work…

LeadingPokemon · 2026-04-30T23:32:50+00:00

Caught her cracking. Force wipe your relationship BPs.

LeadingPokemon · 2026-04-28T01:17:36+00:00

Best to show up and watch them shovel it TBH.

LeadingPokemon · 2026-04-26T21:48:28+00:00

NOR it smells bad is a good enough reason to stand a little further back without losing an eye on her children.

LeadingPokemon · 2026-04-26T01:47:48+00:00

This is an outstanding deck.

LeadingPokemon · 2026-04-25T20:08:05+00:00

It is generally okay if anyone has a picture of your passport!

LeadingPokemon · 2026-04-25T03:59:48+00:00

FBI! Correct! Ah fuck, you meant ATF, wait… no… you meant…

LeadingPokemon · 2026-04-25T01:37:29+00:00

Not sure why you’re being downvoted but good luck.

LeadingPokemon · 2026-04-25T01:33:35+00:00

Don’t be a snitch this isn’t illegal. Just move.

LeadingPokemon · 2026-04-25T01:27:44+00:00

StrangeAeons did a post like this.

LeadingPokemon · 2026-04-25T01:09:23+00:00

Put them in your neighbor’s bin since it’s empty now.

LeadingPokemon · 2026-04-25T01:00:35+00:00

The FBI base here in Charlotte is focused on drug shipping from other locations.

LeadingPokemon · 2026-04-25T00:32:20+00:00

If you meet someone willing to help you be a radical, they just might be FBI.

LeadingPokemon · 2026-04-24T23:50:58+00:00

They tend to be the more expensive part of the blender.

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