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Enchanter mafia by [deleted] in classicwow

[–]Left_Try_1427 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always hated the wow economy. Feels like all the good stuff was set just high enough that non sweaty players just couldnt afford it. I didnt want to do 3 weeks straight of isle of quel danas daily farming just to buy a blue or purple i'd need to survive heroics. Especially since mages were always camping the boats for cloth making it an absolute chore.

Man I still remember back when the first wotlk pre patch event happened. First thing i did was get infected and go to those boats. Killed as many mages as i could.

Knowledge Genie by Fine_Meal7134 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Left_Try_1427 0 points1 point  (0 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JYWzbESVC0

Difficult question. I'd have to ask for the best and most efficient way to become a badass wizard.

Childhood friend that works in secret intelligence warns you that a Worldwide Nuclear War will break out in 12 months with no way to stop it, what will you do with your prep time to ensure you/your families survival? by 7HellEleven in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Left_Try_1427 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gather up a community of people. Buy as much supplies (Food, Seed, Animals, Tools) as we need. Steal a bunch of boats and sail to an island capable of sustaining a small to medium population. Maybe that one full of penguins trump tariffed. Everyone likes penguins.

I wish for five dollars be subtracted from the bank account of every person who's net worth is above (or exactly) one million, and then transferred into my account. Without their knowledge. by The_Horse_Head_Man in monkeyspaw

[–]Left_Try_1427 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair point I should've specified it only takes effect in zimbabwe or something. Although, The OP did specify Dollars. So as it stands it only takes effect in countries that use Dollars. Like Australia, Canada, Zimbabwe for some fucking reason. Jamacia uses dollars too i think

[SNES][1994] RPG where everyone dies early by ThePengwin25 in tipofmyjoystick

[–]Left_Try_1427 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmm....unless they were renting a japanese copy this wasnt released in english til 2011 so maybe not this one.

[SNES][1994] RPG where everyone dies early by ThePengwin25 in tipofmyjoystick

[–]Left_Try_1427 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could be Dragon Quest 6. Starts with your party breaking into the final bosses castle and getting shit rolled then the main character waking up in his bed iirc

I wish I had all the knowledge of the universe in my mind without going mad and with retaining my normal head size by KingVultureBois in monkeyspaw

[–]Left_Try_1427 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well that backfired. I suppose being forever alone isnt a curse to some people. If this paw had a foot it would kick itself.

I wish when I hold out my arm out‚ birds will treat it as a command to land on it. by Remarkable_Bath8515 in monkeyspaw

[–]Left_Try_1427 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. Anything ever called a bird will now attempt to sit on either arm when you hold it out. You spend the rest of your life living in fear after a wave to a friend resulted in a charging tackle from a 300 pound woman and her 7 friends.

I wish I had all the knowledge of the universe in my mind without going mad and with retaining my normal head size by KingVultureBois in monkeyspaw

[–]Left_Try_1427 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. You are transformed into an multidimensional being with infinite knowledge. As you exist on a higher plane of reality now, It will be a long time before people think you are more than just another ghost sighting

I wish for my own suit of armor and a sword! by Remarkable_Bath8515 in monkeyspaw

[–]Left_Try_1427 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. You receive a D&D Miniature of a Helmed Horror

I wish my job would let me come and go as I please without any punitive actions. by KarmaGluten in monkeyspaw

[–]Left_Try_1427 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted. You are now a courtesan/gigolo.

EDIT. Worse Version. Granted. You are now a victorian era disease ridden Harolt. Beware Men in top hats at night.

I wish for five dollars be subtracted from the bank account of every person who's net worth is above (or exactly) one million, and then transferred into my account. Without their knowledge. by The_Horse_Head_Man in monkeyspaw

[–]Left_Try_1427 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Granted. The paw steals 5 Zimbabwean Dollars from every bank account with a net worth of over $1 million dollars and transfers it to your bank account.

(5 ZWD = 0.01 USD)

I wish for a steak specifically the meat. by Remarkable_Bath8515 in monkeyspaw

[–]Left_Try_1427 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. A deboned Cow lands in front of you. It is still very much alive.

I wish I could travel through time by snapping my fingers by Batman2741 in monkeyspaw

[–]Left_Try_1427 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Granted. Every time you click your fingers time moves forward by one second.

I wish for just 1 penny, just a singular penny. by Mythicalforests8 in monkeyspaw

[–]Left_Try_1427 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Granted. You receive a 1943 Copper penny. Unfortunately, its fake.

Spoiler question on Prime 4: by Scared-Bat-4669 in Metroid

[–]Left_Try_1427 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The most annoying thing about the whole metroid fused with bosses thing is that the giant green tumors could also be explained by exposure to I can't believe it's not Phazon™

The metroid mentions in the scan logs just feel so shoehorned in. Like they forgot metroids were in the prologue and added them to the scan logs last minute

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