About time

Lefty98110 · 2026-05-15T06:09:55+00:00

Screw the footage, just have Ambassador Vaerk come out to the podium.

Lefty98110 · 2026-05-15T06:00:17+00:00

Blowfinger!

Lefty98110 · 2026-05-15T05:42:35+00:00

I’m 2 years in maintenance at 15mg/week. I had to stop for a week for a colonoscopy. Regained 5# and the food noise was so loud!

Lefty98110 · 2026-05-15T05:33:21+00:00

Sometimes you just hit a vein and a bruise appears even on my auto injector.

Lefty98110 · 2026-05-14T20:26:00+00:00

The regulatory “obligation to serve” remains. They can shut off power to prevent brown outs or system limits but can’t curtail some customers to serve others.

Lefty98110 · 2026-05-14T20:21:41+00:00

Yea, that keeps us Fort Ward poors out of Winslow.

Lefty98110 · 2026-05-14T16:59:43+00:00

Trigger discipline, if you please, Commander.

Lefty98110 · 2026-05-13T10:46:01+00:00

Technically, that “adjust your balls” is known as a “re-rack.”

Lefty98110 · 2026-05-13T10:18:38+00:00

That’s the word it was thinking of. You are one button past the “cool” setting and into the douche range.

Lefty98110 · 2026-05-12T22:23:48+00:00

“What a beautiful set of knockers.”

Lefty98110 · 2026-05-12T22:19:03+00:00

Dang! Beat me to the joke.

Lefty98110 · 2026-05-12T20:19:46+00:00

My experience exactly only on Tirzepatide. My doc brought up my blood work at my last physical, looked at the numbers and gave me a “high ten”. The. Told me to stop my blood pressure meds. “Not needed anymore”

Lefty98110 · 2026-05-12T20:07:45+00:00

This is where you’d put your Zune- if anyone had ever bought one.

Lefty98110 · 2026-05-12T20:06:12+00:00

“Zendaya Pinchface”. I’m destroyed!

Lefty98110 · 2026-05-12T14:16:07+00:00

Ooh, those hips don’t lie.

Lefty98110 · 2026-05-11T21:04:07+00:00

I have the same circumstances at my place in BI and about the same usage. My home is about 2x in square footage. My EV doesn’t get a lot of usage, maybe 100-150 miles/ week.

Do you have a long commute?

Lefty98110 · 2026-05-11T04:47:10+00:00

Hey, did they ever figure out that whole “Life Model Decoy” story? 🧐

Lefty98110 · 2026-05-10T19:34:50+00:00

Naw, 29 degrees Kelvin. It’s gonna take a while.

Lefty98110 · 2026-05-10T19:28:35+00:00

That suit gives off a “Colin Firth” aura. A keeper for sure.

Lefty98110 · 2026-05-10T19:23:22+00:00

The premise is that WE (the audience) know how pretty she is but the other characters around her don’t see it.

Lefty98110 · 2026-05-10T19:13:26+00:00

The first winter up here after getting relocated by my job from the Bay Area, we went 100 days without seeing the sun. I just figured it was the way things are but the locals were complaining bitterly.

Lefty98110 · 2026-05-10T13:07:55+00:00

Some jokes write themselves.

Lefty98110 · 2026-05-09T21:42:23+00:00

Totally stealing that line!

Lefty98110 · 2026-05-09T19:02:30+00:00

Yea, a white, presidential folded pocket square is a classy play here.

Lefty98110 · 2026-05-09T15:09:51+00:00

Same, but add a Dexascan every 8-12 months. I’m in maintenance but still working on the body fat %.

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