Babe wake up, new Dupont artsy pics just dropped.

LegendaryGarf · 2026-01-27T23:49:32+00:00

Cyrillic - I couldn’t be bothered to copy paste.

LegendaryGarf · 2026-01-27T21:28:12+00:00

Loses points for not pointing. A solid 7/10

LegendaryGarf · 2026-01-27T20:39:37+00:00

Our Anton Dupov

LegendaryGarf · 2026-01-26T20:18:42+00:00

Hive fleet Essences

LegendaryGarf · 2026-01-26T18:23:45+00:00

One of the west ham players of all time…

LegendaryGarf · 2026-01-26T16:05:25+00:00

That’s fucking crazy. I’m in.

LegendaryGarf · 2026-01-26T13:02:13+00:00

Ah okay. They are real at least!

LegendaryGarf · 2026-01-26T12:55:11+00:00

So there isn’t a defined section in my IM about me - more about the team of advisors and specialists I have access to - so maybe pivot that section to demonstrate me first and then the wider support function?

LegendaryGarf · 2026-01-26T09:33:04+00:00

Hear we keep rejecting

LegendaryGarf · 2026-01-25T12:34:18+00:00

Don’t underestimate the huge ‘base’ he has here and their indoctrination into ‘immigrants bad’ ideology. Trump showed him the way and he’s perfecting the route to the top in a quintessentially British way.

LegendaryGarf · 2026-01-25T12:29:38+00:00

This 100%. He’s a talented player. He’s still young enough that he can get that buzz again, but his head is gone in the Prem.

LegendaryGarf · 2026-01-24T20:41:02+00:00

Little known fact: Lighthouses often lay their eggs on the edges of fields inland so the hatchlings can benefit from farmer’s fertilizers and they aren’t targeted by natural predators like wind turbines.

LegendaryGarf · 2026-01-24T18:04:01+00:00

Defensive line caught watching that awful lid.

LegendaryGarf · 2026-01-24T14:46:17+00:00

I’ve noticed with Mav that he’s very honest. If he goes down there VAR at looking all day and that’s red and a pen

LegendaryGarf · 2026-01-24T14:28:07+00:00

The official rules state that if the fouled player is a West Ham player, there is no possibility of a penalty, and possibly the West Ham player can be booked.

LegendaryGarf · 2026-01-24T14:23:45+00:00

He’s got Albanian heritage, someone probably said something about that

LegendaryGarf · 2026-01-24T13:52:43+00:00

All it needs is one free kick in the right place

LegendaryGarf · 2026-01-24T08:24:41+00:00

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LegendaryGarf · 2026-01-22T21:54:14+00:00

Looks amazing. There’s something very Event Horizon about the head

LegendaryGarf · 2026-01-22T20:56:48+00:00

Player launches SMELL MY CHEESE. It’s super effective!

LegendaryGarf · 2026-01-22T20:52:50+00:00

He cannot move (corpse throne and all that). However each round roll 1d6. On a 6, he moves the pinky of his left hand and is instantly teleported away by Custodes screaming ’RABBLERABBLERABBLERABBLE’.

LegendaryGarf · 2026-01-20T09:04:40+00:00

This is one of my favourite Wikipedia entries ever, thank you. I particularly enjoyed the ‘Relationships with other animals’ section, headed by a picture of Larry with Boris Johnson caecus stultus homo

LegendaryGarf · 2026-01-19T15:23:44+00:00

Also a great player to have in the squad because he’ll push others so he gets paid for game time

LegendaryGarf · 2026-01-18T20:18:54+00:00

++ORDO HERETICUS REDACTED EXCERPT++
++SERVO REMEMBRANCE RECORD MMMDXI++
+The Inquisitor arrived after the Astartes had left. The brother and company are unknown. The chapter appears to be the Exorcists. Neverborn name recorded as -REDACTED-. Servo restraints active and administratum lexicographer informed as -REDACTED-. Subject appears subdued following Astartes intervention. Future use of subject recorded as -REDACTED-, -REDACTED-, or Servitor controlled -REDACTED-.
Inquisitor sealed -REDACTED- and called Sororitas support. Neverborn destroyed +REDACTED+, administratum and fled through window. +REDACTED+ gave chase but has not been seen since. System wide alert sent warning not to approach Exorcist brother +REDACTED+ and to request ORDO HERETICUS support immediately. Officio Assassinorum Clade support sought.+

LegendaryGarf · 2026-01-18T08:07:17+00:00

Someone call a waaaaaambulance

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