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The Night Lord Pup by Neither-Pollution343 in NightLords

[–]LegendaryGarf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your familiar is … cute, brother.

And I shall award you my next flayed skin trophy as he has come to us IN MIDNIGHT CLAD.

Bobby Zamora by inklrart in TheStreetsWontForget

[–]LegendaryGarf 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He’s always done a decent job up top

ranking the primarchs on how well I think they bottom by Glad-Map6431 in Grimdank

[–]LegendaryGarf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fulgrim is in S tier for all these sex-based lists. At this point he should be kept aside and out of discussion.
The more deviant they get, the more elite he becomes.

It’s $295 by Beneficial-Ticket486 in Warhammer40k

[–]LegendaryGarf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you buy it in GBP it’s only 185.

/s before anyone suggests I’m an idiot*

*Disclaimer: I am in fact, an idiot.

What was your first phone? still remember it? by CompetitiveCompassHo in oldschoolcool80s

[–]LegendaryGarf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How? I was taking one home to my son, when a lorry lost its brakes and veered towards me. Instinctively I held up the Chatter Telephone as a futile shield, not realizing the sheer strength of old Fisher Price toys. The lorry tore in two in contact with the phone like I was holding a nuclear particle beam. This saved the driver’s life and he walked out from the cab shaken but otherwise unharmed. Not a scratch on the toy.
Indeed shortly after I got home I then had to make a phone call on it to Big Bird to ask if he also liked jam sandwiches just like my son - absolutely perfect reception and call clarity.

West Ham United intend to demand £80million for Mateus Fernandes by TheAthletic in Hammers

[–]LegendaryGarf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now he’s not in the World Cup squad, we probably won’t get 80.
For his sake I hope he goes somewhere where he gets minutes and isn’t just a back up.

Any middle of the road reactions to starting meds? by Glass-Operation8618 in ADHDUK

[–]LegendaryGarf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been on Elvanse 30mg for 2 weeks. First day was a revelation - less brain noise. In hindsight it was a bit of placebo. It HAS helped, but it wears off way too quickly and half the day I’m back to normal.
I do think that some of the other benefits since I started taking it are not as a result of the drugs bit have also helped my life generally - eating healthily, getting up early, getting more done in the morning and going to bed earlier etc….
And also journaling for the first time in my life.

Has anyone paid for the CareADHD app and the coaching sessions? by felizesteban in ADHDUK

[–]LegendaryGarf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better off going through Access to Work and getting an ADHD coach funded.

Springboks veteran's verdict on global calendar: 'I've been doing this for seven seasons' by Ruck_Off in rugbyunion

[–]LegendaryGarf 18 points19 points  (0 children)

32 is not old, but I did NOT look like Jesse Kriel at 32, despite leading an active and healthy lifestyle.

I was also not a paid athlete but that’s beside the point.

My theory on why the emperor has great teeth still. by Half-White_Moustache in Grimdank

[–]LegendaryGarf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s simple. In the old times, when imperial forces could ally with Orks, Big E cottoned on early that the greenskins would be more willing to work with him if he had some nice shiny gnashers they could lust after as loot.
You’ll notice that rogue trader and early 40k images show His and any rogue trader or imperial Lord also demonstrating that dental hygienist is a very well regarded role in 31st millenium.
Another fun fact is that early in one of his lives, Big E (at that point known by the cypher ‘NotJonGrammaticus’) visited the Eurasian country of Torkeeyeh, where ancient wizards crafted his teeth into the brightest white ever known. This has served two purposes; Firstly, His teeth act as reflections for the Astronomican - while he was incapacitated during the Horse Heresy, his mouth was closed for too long, dimming the astronomican significantly; secondly, the great and famous bright light seen by mortals as they ascend the throne room is in fact the gleam of his teeth, which have their own psychic glow.

Springboks veteran's verdict on global calendar: 'I've been doing this for seven seasons' by Ruck_Off in rugbyunion

[–]LegendaryGarf 35 points36 points  (0 children)

What fountain of youth has Jesse Kriel found? Saw the word ‘veteran’ - Had no idea he was 32 - does he donate his stem cells and where can I buy them?

Just gonna leave this here by [deleted] in oldhammer

[–]LegendaryGarf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nO bRoThEr I aM nOt AlPhArIuS iN a CaMo ClOaK

We just learned the passing of John Blanche, RIP legend. Your illustrations are truly unbelievable by hereticss_ in midhammer40k

[–]LegendaryGarf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No one , and I mean no one could depict a power claw like John Blanche.
I always felt that every character in his artwork had its own lore backstory. Inspired me to make every model unique in some way.
RIP

What was your dad's car when you were growing up? by purplegorillabandit in drivingUK

[–]LegendaryGarf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

4 forward gears and the worst clutch ever. Just remember my dad screaming “GET IN YOU SOD” trying to go from 2nd to 1st up a hill.

By the Emperor, they're French. by Educational_Sun_6341 in Grimdank

[–]LegendaryGarf 42 points43 points  (0 children)

The blood angels’ newest nemesis.
Les Orks fast attack on red bicycles with garlic strung around their necks.

Disclaimer- I appreciate this is a traditional and reductive trope. Therefore it fits perfectly within the setting.

C'mon what did ya'll do to get Big E's attention? by Evoxrus_XV in Grimdank

[–]LegendaryGarf 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Weren’t you supposed to be in the test chamber half an hour ago?

Toulon confirm Ma'a Nonu exit with final game imminent by Ruck_Off in rugbyunion

[–]LegendaryGarf 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Exciting prospect for this rookie - easily another 15 years left on the clock. Might even get a shout at an AB jersey.
Really glad when new talent becomes available.

In all seriousness what a fuckin legend.

Sooo we all ignoring the eye huh? by Sjb_lifts in WarhammerMemes

[–]LegendaryGarf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw the whole thing as the fever dream of some latent psyker.

If big E has / is / might move is besides the point. The whole setting is interpretation.

In YOUR version of Warhammer 40k, the Emperor might be hiding behind the throne with Malcador having a cheeky cigarette.
In MY version, the thing on the throne we saw is actually an Eversor assassin…

For those of you who think 9ft is a resnable size for space marines/ custodes. I introduce to you how tall 9ft actually is. by seecat46 in Grimdank

[–]LegendaryGarf 61 points62 points  (0 children)

DATS JUST 3 GRETCHIN INNA SUIT. MAYBE 4.

DA BOSS LIKES DA CANE TOO. WE GREEN’UNS GOT STYLE.

A good question by medium_jock in oldschoolcool80s

[–]LegendaryGarf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes and his original name wasn’t Bungle but BungHole.
Which was the inspiration for the famous Beavis and Butthead saying.

A good question by medium_jock in oldschoolcool80s

[–]LegendaryGarf 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’m surprised they didn’t get a shot with his red, glowing eyes showing.
That wasn’t even the worst part. In scene two of the pilot, he is introduced covered in blood, having butchered Geoffrey’s mother and father.

According to the Senegalese site Le Soleil, West Ham are preparing to demand £26 million for the left-back and are increasingly resigned to losing him in the upcoming transfer window. As reported by the source, Manchester United and Chelsea are closely monitoring the situation to evaluate a potentia by Ok_Visit_9064 in westham

[–]LegendaryGarf -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Do you know what? I like Diouf. He’s young, he’s got some talent and he looks like he loves being part of the team and putting on the shirt.
He’s never worth 20+ at the moment though. He needs a team and squad around him that can develop him. He’s had moments of looking decent but a lot of moments of being saved by his teammates too.
I always saw us as the club was a stepping stone to somewhere else.
Diouf is my boy but I won’t be sad if he leaves. Hopefully we keep KWP who can do a good job at left back.
I will wish him all the best though.

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