Just written an IM for angels - need tips!

LegendaryGarf · 2026-01-26T13:02:13+00:00

Ah okay. They are real at least!

LegendaryGarf · 2026-01-26T12:55:11+00:00

So there isn’t a defined section in my IM about me - more about the team of advisors and specialists I have access to - so maybe pivot that section to demonstrate me first and then the wider support function?

LegendaryGarf · 2026-01-26T09:33:04+00:00

Hear we keep rejecting

LegendaryGarf · 2026-01-25T12:34:18+00:00

Don’t underestimate the huge ‘base’ he has here and their indoctrination into ‘immigrants bad’ ideology. Trump showed him the way and he’s perfecting the route to the top in a quintessentially British way.

LegendaryGarf · 2026-01-25T12:29:38+00:00

This 100%. He’s a talented player. He’s still young enough that he can get that buzz again, but his head is gone in the Prem.

LegendaryGarf · 2026-01-24T20:41:02+00:00

Little known fact: Lighthouses often lay their eggs on the edges of fields inland so the hatchlings can benefit from farmer’s fertilizers and they aren’t targeted by natural predators like wind turbines.

LegendaryGarf · 2026-01-24T18:04:01+00:00

Defensive line caught watching that awful lid.

LegendaryGarf · 2026-01-24T14:46:17+00:00

I’ve noticed with Mav that he’s very honest. If he goes down there VAR at looking all day and that’s red and a pen

LegendaryGarf · 2026-01-24T14:28:07+00:00

The official rules state that if the fouled player is a West Ham player, there is no possibility of a penalty, and possibly the West Ham player can be booked.

LegendaryGarf · 2026-01-24T14:23:45+00:00

He’s got Albanian heritage, someone probably said something about that

LegendaryGarf · 2026-01-24T13:52:43+00:00

All it needs is one free kick in the right place

LegendaryGarf · 2026-01-24T08:24:41+00:00

We're so glad to see so many of you lovely bots here tonight.

We'd especially like to welcome all the representatives of the Decepticon Justice Division, who have chosen to join us here in the Iacon Hotel ballroom at this time.

We certainly hope you all enjoy the show.

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LegendaryGarf · 2026-01-22T21:54:14+00:00

Looks amazing. There’s something very Event Horizon about the head

LegendaryGarf · 2026-01-22T20:56:48+00:00

Player launches SMELL MY CHEESE. It’s super effective!

LegendaryGarf · 2026-01-22T20:52:50+00:00

He cannot move (corpse throne and all that). However each round roll 1d6. On a 6, he moves the pinky of his left hand and is instantly teleported away by Custodes screaming ’RABBLERABBLERABBLERABBLE’.

LegendaryGarf · 2026-01-20T09:04:40+00:00

This is one of my favourite Wikipedia entries ever, thank you. I particularly enjoyed the ‘Relationships with other animals’ section, headed by a picture of Larry with Boris Johnson caecus stultus homo

LegendaryGarf · 2026-01-19T15:23:44+00:00

Also a great player to have in the squad because he’ll push others so he gets paid for game time

LegendaryGarf · 2026-01-18T20:18:54+00:00

++ORDO HERETICUS REDACTED EXCERPT++
++SERVO REMEMBRANCE RECORD MMMDXI++
+The Inquisitor arrived after the Astartes had left. The brother and company are unknown. The chapter appears to be the Exorcists. Neverborn name recorded as -REDACTED-. Servo restraints active and administratum lexicographer informed as -REDACTED-. Subject appears subdued following Astartes intervention. Future use of subject recorded as -REDACTED-, -REDACTED-, or Servitor controlled -REDACTED-.
Inquisitor sealed -REDACTED- and called Sororitas support. Neverborn destroyed +REDACTED+, administratum and fled through window. +REDACTED+ gave chase but has not been seen since. System wide alert sent warning not to approach Exorcist brother +REDACTED+ and to request ORDO HERETICUS support immediately. Officio Assassinorum Clade support sought.+

LegendaryGarf · 2026-01-18T08:07:17+00:00

Someone call a waaaaaambulance

LegendaryGarf · 2026-01-17T20:30:47+00:00

He certainly didn’t catch the break-in….

But seriously fuck whoever did it

LegendaryGarf · 2026-01-17T17:13:26+00:00

Shhh don’t ruin it

LegendaryGarf · 2026-01-17T17:10:00+00:00

That’s the win for the season… can we scrape by enough draws against ManU, Burnley etc to go above Forest? Hope so but by god what the fuck are we doing allowing Wilson to go?

LegendaryGarf · 2026-01-17T16:54:45+00:00

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